Why don't you own a snake Sup Forums?
>Doesn't bark
>Doesn't meow
>Feed once a week or less and it won't die
>Sheds less than inferior mammal pets
>Can't run away
>Plenty of super docile breeds
>Fancy colors
>Much longer lived than a cat or dog
>When it dies you can make a fancy belt
>When it dies you can make a fancy belt
this point shows disrespect for your fancy pet
>Implying the snake cares
>Even more so when it will be dead
Pro tip it doesn't peta fag
>peta fag
top kek!
you are babbling some bullshit so I will leave you alone
>Found out, aborting troll attempt
How retarded are you, user?
Just goading free bumps out of you man :^)
>Dogs are better
Cause you can fuck em.
Kek
There's that one gif of a guy fucking a snake
Not op, but you're the only retard here lmao
but you can shove whole snake into your ass
yeah, and he looked like carrot top
I mean, it's highly controversial to do so. Snake anatomy is a lot different.
> >When it dies you can make a fancy belt
When your dog dies you can make an awesome bag of its skin
But can you turn it into a wind sock?
>Can't run away.
You've never owned a snake I see. That or you just got one.
I have 36 of them, so I am good OP
mum doesn't let me
feelsbad
Had one for 7 years now, it has never escaped from its cage cause I know how to properly secure it, therefore it doesn't have a chance to run away.
have you ever thought about fucking the biggest one you have?
Do they even play with you?
Can they understand typical mammal things?
I currently have 5:
CB14 Cinnabee Python
CB15 breeding pair of cornsnakes
CB16 two baby corns
CB16 Hognose
Oh yeah this is how far away it got after I put it in the grass and waited 10 minutes
no, cause im not a liberal
That would be extremely embarrassing for the dog. You know, looking from heaven on your dead body turned into such a fucking garbage can't be pleasant
>Do they even play with you?
No, but they'll hang out for hours on end if you properly handle them
>Can they understand typical mammal things?
Larger species of snake have been known to exhibit dog like behavior and recognize their owner/caretaker. More than likely due to the larger brain size, smaller snakes the best you can hope for is that they recognize you as a non threat aka they don't give a shit if you handle them.
Now now user, even the most basic christian knows animals don't go to heaven for they have no soul.
>Hognose
Western or Eastern?
also you can fuck it
Yes, we've had this discussion