Why doesn't Trump have dank merch being made like Bernie does?

Why doesn't Trump have dank merch being made like Bernie does?

COPYRIGHT FUCKING INFRINGEMENT 2016

because he doesnt cater to man children. hes not interested in their vote

Why does PBR have such a cancerous fanbase? It's not particularly good beer or even unique.

because Trump doesn't need to pander to hipsters who care more about their instagram than they do the nation. the only reason you see all of these bernie shirts is because he's a trend and like every trend, he'll die out with time.

the whole "it's so bad, it's good" thing embraced by jobless hipsters who can't afford anything else.

it's a hipster beer because they think it's like an ironic working class thing, sometimes it cycles to rolling rock

>tight jeans
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>long gross hair
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>hipster glasses
1 for 2
>immigrant?
2 for 2
>manlets?
Judging by the fence height 2 for 2
>skinny fat no gym body
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New high score!

Because even faggot ipa pisswater fanboys need a shirt to virtue signal to other SJW landwhales how tolerant they are.

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Because all you need is a MAGA cap

Because it's cheap as piss and it's all degenerates can afford.

....he does?

>BERNIE FUCKING SANDERS XD

Why do these hipster and SJW types love to swear so much?
Do they think it makes them look tough or something?

I think it's so cringeworthy to wear a t-shirt with curse words. No decency at all

MAGA hat? Also he's not jewish.

c'mon now

>because he doesnt cater to man children. hes not interested in their vote

are you kidding me.

The whole point of their dumb movement is to yell in everyone's face and annoy others until you get your way

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kek

It's cheap and not that bad. I can get two cans of PBR at a bar for the same price of everyone else's beer. Plus I'm from Milwaukee so I'm allowed to like it on some level.

I'm jumping the border nex week, any place you fags call comfy so i can make my dwelling.

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YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE!!!!

and you get 2 percent less alcohol than the guy sitting next to you

I hear Detroit is nice. You should settle there.

PBR is 5% abv, on par with most beer. Also you shouldn't be going to a bar with the intention of getting drunk, that happens beforehand.

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Say what you will about the Nazis, but you can't deny that they had fucking awesome uniforms

Well no shit, they were designed by Hugo Boss. I really can not find any type of clothing style/suit/etc. that looks as clean-cut and suave as any type of Nazi uniform. They just look so good. And this is coming from someone abhors the Nazis.

>bernie fucking sanders
someone do a bernie edit of pic related