It's my 21st birthday Sup Forums, what the fuck did y'all get me?

It's my 21st birthday Sup Forums, what the fuck did y'all get me?

Nothing tbh, also are you black?

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>that

A set of the most exquisite doubles imaginable.

Hell the fuck no I ain't a nigger.

You failed just as I did, my good sir.

Here ya go, OP! Enjoy, and Happy birthday!

if dubs OP has to go suck dick on the streets tonight after getting wasted behind 7 eleven

A nice spaghetti dinner

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6"4 150, got you a weight set beanpole so your woman don't gotta fight for you

>AGE 21 IN 2017
Stupid Americans can't do math by themselves.

Where you from?

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happy bday nigger

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i got you some advice. stop saying y'all. people will respect you more for proper grammer

*Grammar.

Go fuck yourself.

Kek

These. Want the full pic?

Germany

A fucking sandwhich and some UN famine gruel, you skinny motherfucker.

Nothing son. Get used to the feeling of feeling old.
Every year from now will feel like a year closer to death. You will see how people react that you're an old dude now. You will see those 16 year old hot asses running around fearing being jailed if you try something with them. btw im 26 and feel like I'm 96 even tho I'm healthy

You're so good at being subtle

His name was Robert Paulson.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha ok you can stop talking now and forever fritz

Nice. Turned me gay instantly

If you wanna give me names Ivan would be more appropriate.
Also, Germany>USA.

I live in Germany. Germany pays 60k for good software developer while in us I'd get 100k easily

I'm outta here

Ya ok, you are the biggest cuck country in the world, your still paying other countries reparations. Germany is a Third world shithole.

This

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