Claim a super power

Claim a super power,
others nerf it.
Go.
>the ability to fly

Can never land

The ability to defecate live grenades

Constant piles

The ability to go Super Saiyan and all that comes with it.

Can shoot fireballs from hands.

Only into buildings
>shape shifting

ability to transform everything into hotdogs

Dick is a hot dog

>only when wiping you're asshole

you defecate a live grenade
Each hot dog has a explosive that will detonate

> can't not shoot fireballs from hands
> constantly

Immunity to kill your mother threads.

Can pee actual lemonade

Only when you have diarrhea
You also now have uncontrollable diarrhea
You will also now have super diarrhea and all that comes with it
Ab equal amount of diarrhea comes out of your other hand whenever you shoot fireballs

It explodes into confetti

Can single handedly make America great again

>Each hot dog has a explosive that will detonate
dude that's a buff
hotdog warfare

I don't think that ability needs much nerfing because that sounds dangerous as fuck.
Plus you don't get to wipe because you have to run for your life.
Well, let's make it intresting: You don't know which type of grenade.
>The ability to spawn angry hives of wasps

> can't filter toxins from your blood. require permanent dialysis.

>Immunity to kill your mother threads
post only in trap threads

the lemonade can only be peed into your hands

>> ability to shitpost
>> can only post about shit

>Immunity to kill your mother threads.
But you have to captcha 6 times for every post

the ability to walk through open doors

shit. I already have to captcha 6 times for every post

I have the ability to repel niggers. Literally they will not come near me, even if I'm on a bike with tits made of watermelons and the seat was KFC.

You're an amputee

Mind control/super-persuasion

The ability to sex literally anyone (Including celebs , 2D waifus , etc)
>Self emposed nerf
>Every time you sex a different chick your dick shrinks by 1cm

you have to sacrifice a child every night

Enjoy your free super power :>

Everytime got go thru an open door your mom dies in her sleep.

> you are a nigger. the nigger king. they cannot come near because you will steal their niggerness and add it to your own

Ressurect dead people

nerf it. not give it a bonus. damn.

How is that a nerf? That sounds fun!

>By fucking them

You're an overweight neckbeard browsing Sup Forums that stinks worse than the worst nigger smell in the entire history of uganda, kenya and marocco, so they'd avoid you if you ever left your basement which doesn't happen.
>the ability to cook 1 minute rice in 59 seconds

but only old nude people

His mom has no eye lids

the ability to praise our lord and savior

but only when you sin

>You have to eat it in the remaining second or it rots

...

...

I shit bit coins

>choose one and you're good
that's not even a nerf

>You immidietly getting 6 different types of autism , the downs , and lose any ability to not be a retard at all times.

Nigger/SJW libcuck spotted!

Not sure what "super-persuasion" is, so i'll only answer mind control:
All your vital signs stop when controling someone else, you have to be revived afterwards, or you'll die. You'll also get brain damage when doing this for too long for obvious reasons.

nigger no niggering

>ability to persuade literally anyone to do anything

>Implying anyone anywhere wouldnt bang 400 different chicks off the top of their waifu list if they had the ability to do so

the ability to heal OP from his faggotry

The ability to turn into a loli
>invest getting fucked by fight tentacles clad niggers

In doing so, you become the ultimate OP faggot.

>But only while taking a shit in public

the ability to have any ability i want.

the ability to hack into everything with one mouseclick

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play less mtg user

But only if you reply to this comment

but you're gay

Hold on miss, we're gonna fuck, I just need to shit infront of you. Trust me, you won't resist.

>All other abilities in existence that youre not currently using are given to your enemies

>>invest getting fucked by fight tentacles clad niggers
you lose your ability to form cohesive sentences in another thread or something?

You can only shift into a gay man's dildo

>Immortality

You become an autistic neckbeard who lives at home until age 95 or they die, whichever is first.

>From your phone

You become an autistic neckbeard who lives at home until age 95 or they die, whichever is first.

But only when FUCKING niggers

you live in nepal and don't know what a computer is
>The ability to fart out of your dick on command.

>You lose all limbs

But you live in an empty, meaningless void.

>can solve any captcha instantly

the ability to control luck

> have to catch the mouse first

Yeah it's my phone. Autocorrect is a bitch.
>inb4 getting fucked by fifty tentacle clad niggers
Better?

Your farts are poisonous

but existence is meaningless

The power to get dubs

but can only post in trap and twink threads

Your have to post CP to get dubs

>Can single handedly make America great again
prone to assassination

>But every night , a spider will crawl into your mouth

He's fapping to the throught, give him a minute. He will inform you what he was trying to write when he's done.

The ability to melt steel beams with jet fuel.

>but you'll become a fag then.
The ability of getting rid of your bullshit, user who's reading this shit and probably gonna comment with a normie bs.

kek'd too hard

...

you get raped by gary busey everytime you use your ability

You have to be an orange faggot who nobody likes.

....to you

The ability to control all the grass within 3 feet of me.

you can only assassinate your family members

>Will never be wounded

but you still did 9/11
>the ability to create whole universes at your will

>You can never smoke it

geeesus krist

But the grass becomes packaged bags of weed in the presence of any authority figure.

But emotional trauma is 100x more effective

For every blade of grass you control, ten will sprout from your cockle, or vag if you think you gotta one

But every single one is filled with cucks

every time you do the residents get tired of your shit and crucify you

They are always populated by furries

But you have an inoperable brain tumor.