What kind of dreams does Sup Forums have?

What kind of dreams does Sup Forums have?
Post your dreams.
>Be me
>At school
>Phone rings, my dog ran from home
>gather a couple of friends and start looking for it
>school yard is a giant mall where apparently everyone there is looking for my dog
>strange old lady is taking fido for a walk
>confront her and get it back
>Dog doesn't recognize me or anyone in my family and it's scared shitless everytime we come near
>feels bad man
>wake up with tears in my eyes

aight
>be me
>in woods
>see brother
>me wielding asuna's rapier
>stab brother
>feelswake up confused asf

btw this rapier

bump

>be me
>need to piss
>can't find bathroom
>eventually find bathroom
>urinals are chest high
>toilet is filled to the rim with dirty water
>people all around so I can't just piss anywhere
Wake up having to take a mean piss

Maybe too much anime?

>Urinal chest high
Congratulations, anón. It's a pee fetish

i have none

>be me
>in front of random abandoned building filled with lowlifes
>go inside
>kill everybody
>feels good man
>wake up confused af

too much hotline miami and painkillers

This is a recurring dream for me, though the details and bathrooms change. It's not a fetish thing. I wonder if I pee in the dream whether I will wet the bed, and my dream is designed to keep me from doing that.

>Free watch, is it true?

Thanks for contribuiting even if it was fucking nothing.

not even mad thats funny

>be me
>me Tom Cruise
>Sky is Chocolate
>Or Vanilla
>My face is fucked up
>wearsmask.svg
>penelope cruz tells me to wake up

Ok, next time you decide to have a couple of beers, drink twice as much and pee un tour dream, see what happens

I keep having this dream, does anybody know what it means?
>I'm walking down this road
>I'm with my dog
>See shop
>Go inside
>Look around, nothing there interests me
>Leave shop
>Everything is all super fucked up
>Dead bodies everywhere, mostly of my family members and friends
>Just keep walking like everything is normal
These dreams feel so real and I end up thinking that these people have died.

It's not like I realize it's a dream, faggot. That's why I can't pee in it. If I realized it was a dream, I'd just go on a rape spree.

>Be OP
>Is a massive faggot
>Wake up and realize I'm not OP
>OP's still a faggot however

>be me
>on top of empire state building
>giving no fucks
>I jump
>sense of falling is explainable but feels so good
>I wake up
>am now stuck between my bed and the wall

this happened again and I wanna say it was the golden gate bridge but this time I woke up on the floor and was pissed

You want to kill your friends and family.
Do it.

your mom is a bitch, thats true

When I was a kid, I had a recurring nightmare that goes like this:

I'm going to school, which is inside the scoreclock at a hockey arena hanging over centre ice, and the only way up is by a rope ladder into a hatch. I arrive late, just as they're pulling up the rope ladder to start school and have to go home.

On the way home I stop at a pet store to buy some fish and they hand me a transparent plastic tube of fish. The top isn't tied properly and the whole thing empties as I try to grab it, causing the fish to fall into a tank with much bigger fish, who eat them.

I take this as a very bad omen and have to rush home. When I arrive home, it's pitch-black inside, as if it's late at night, and I feel something isn't right. My hand gropes for the light switch, but it's not there. Then I hear the sound of plastic rubbing and wrinkling and realize there is an empty yellow rubber raincoat dancing a jig over a chair in the living room. I am horrified by this and slap desperately for the light switch, but all I find is a power outlet, and when I slap it, sparks spray out.

In terror, I run towards the dancing rain coat, fall to my knees, and bury my face in the seat as the rain coat continues to dance a jig overhead.

This dream haunted me all through my childhood and I have no idea why. It shouldn't even be frightening, but I always woke up screaming and crying.

Alot of people are scared of what they dont understand