I need a new tinder bio, dubs writes it. can roll for others. pic related, what I'll send to girls who I match with

I need a new tinder bio, dubs writes it. can roll for others. pic related, what I'll send to girls who I match with

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Hey you fucker, you want some fucking hot dogs? I'll give you fucking hotdogs.

self bump for some actual clever shit

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

Do you even deepthroat, bitch?

im an asshole and i just am looking for some fresh pussy and ass. im in a relationship but that bitches pussy is old news to me. i have a 4 inch cock so i know its small but please just hit me up to hook up

Roall

"14 words" say it, and i'm yours

I like blowing loads into little boys.

I just want to fuck. I don't want baby mammas, niggers, or hoes with wizard-sleeve pussies. Your place only, because my mom took my bedroom door off the hinges.

Of all the things in the world I enjoy eggs and unicorns. If you can't understand that, swipe left. I'll never love you more than either of those so don't expect anything but the dick. Swipe right if you're interested in any of these things:
* anal
* handicapped porn
* eggs
* incestual tendencies
* general hate of people
* unicorns
* a vigorous passion for time travel
* genocide

I hope you like jocks, I like a challenge.

5ft 3in, but I'll look taller when you're on your knees.

Niggers deserve to die. Praise jeebus

Roll

Reroll

Cool

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fuck, I started another thread bc this one wasn't seeing any action, and I got 14 words

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I was in that one, rolled one that didnt win

You look like you could use some free pizza.

Pic related

I don't see any dubs, you buffoon

fucking newfag, dubs only count if at the end

I am looking for a girl to release big cums on.

Reroll, I want to see a bump in the bio

Let's nut and eat pizza.

Roll

on the other thread another user is looking to get his bio changed

I am looking for a cute girl so me can find another girl and trick her into hot sex.

this

I know you didn't ask for anything, but I got you tacos anyway.

Furthermore I would like to inform you that my peni is of great mass. An average potato would be displaced by it's plumpness. And it's ripe for the picking my dear. Oh so ripe.

This is amazing, roll

One v one me in COD faggot.

Roll

Fucking rollarooni

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I have the best fidget spinner in town, so you know we bout to get down.

Winrar.
Oh yes.

Single, cock hungry slut

Dub-dubs
Deliver you fag.

You better squirt, or you gonna catch these hands.

here's your profile pic and you will have in your profile that "I like to spend money on people you like (I'm rich) I am a romantic(so i'm not a hit it and quit it type of guy) I enjoy a calm night's under the stars and someone to enjoy nature with."

Do it OP.

Winrar

OP better deliver

Double-Dubs
d e l i v e r t h o t

If OP doesn't deliver, I'll smash a perfectly good fidget spinner and post PICS.

DO IT FAGGOT.

OP I'm a girl and nothing makes my vagina as wet as when my husband talks to me like a Monty Python character.

I even ripped my clit once when he was calling me a sour minded wench, I still came.

OP is too much of a fag.
OP won't deliver.
Y'all are failures.

Too bad you're late.
Dub-dubs cockblocked you.

I and dubster are one in the same my compadre.

To the dungeon goes OP, thy non-delivery pestual cunt wart.

check the other thread I linked, I delivered and we have other anons doing it too