Hi guys, please help me expand my taxidermy collection. preferably strange or funny

Hi guys, please help me expand my taxidermy collection. preferably strange or funny.

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Does anybody know if I can make a lasting fleshlight out of a freshly dead cat/dog? Without poisoning my dick of course

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Dead serious. I have money for a fleshlight but I think I'd like the real thing more. Besides, I'm a craftsman and a cook, so getting the vaj out of the body and into a tube would be easy. Help please?

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Oh of course. Because who doesnt wanna fuck a rotting animal corpse but worries of catching a desease wich its sole purpose is to take out the degenerate trash...

DUDE WAT...

bro he just wants tips on how to turn fresh roadkill into fresh fleshlights

you cant be keepin the whole animal to fuck in your house cause itll smell bad duh

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