What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?

What's your last message from a person of the opposite sex say?

OP has a small dick.

"Hey baby:3 I work at 5"

Yeah I had a miscarriage, sorry if I left anyone short handed

Me: League?
Her: Im on.

Not as exciting as you thought

"Oh no"

Jeffrey Dahmer fucked a mannequin in his grandma's house

Does your sister count.

"Come to the quad"

I'm pressing charges.

"I'm calling the police"

"And hopefully it's a solid poop lol"

My wife texted me this after I said I was leaving the house after my coffee hits me and I poop.

Please! I don't want to die.

My bitch exploring me to work for ter without being paid.

"I still haven't got my period"

"When I buy the Vatican Premium Pass™ for 400$ so I get to heaven 5 decades before anyone else"

Did she get her wish? Liquid or solid? Any pics?

To stop pacing and come to bed.

le me @ le work, working outside: could you bring me an apple orsth to eat becuz i didn't bring my luncheon with me xD
le she "Ok"
hehehe

"I'm in the uber now"

Anal is for closers.

"like in general?"

Getting to know a girl on POF

"Suck my dick

Be careful getting home. There's a flash flood warning until 4:15.

Kansas City?

Jacksonville.

hey I'm sorry tonite I honestly feel like crap I don't wanna see anubody. I wasn't trying to ignore you:(

what does this mean? should just get over it and move on?

Relative
>Thanks

Non-relative
>Voicechat telling me that I shouldn't be alone and that she hates me isolating myself because she wants to be with me

>I do really love this girl, like a total beta
>But I already know she frienzoned me and know pretty damn well I should move on and forget her for my own sake

Hi daddy

Wake up! (Wake up)

"Do you know morse code?"

"ok ok"

Can you pick up some shredded cheese?

Never mind I'll take the bus instead

Ppl still play lol?

"Yeah, I'm already on my way."

>laughing emoji

"Should i buy this?"

> I'll clean flat tomorrow morning. Relax today.

I fucking win

"There won't be anything special on friday"

im playing singed atm honor level 4

"short nigga but my dick tall"
"hahaha you can get it

Why couldn't you people ask last night? It could have been more interesting

Gn

its fire fighter not fireman.

2 months ago: Please, call me. We need to talk

"lol no"

I asked her to gimme nudes

Okay baby, enjoy ;)
Gf after sending me some nudes before I get in the shower

Byeee!!!!

What did they want to talk about?

"Outside"
Was my weed guy

Do you still sell?

Well I hope it wasn't too bad x

>"I don't know what to say during times like this, but my parents and I really loved the gifts. Thank you. :)"

Then we broke up.

Way to keep it classy

"I'm not a spicy food kind of girl"

This was an attempt at a date.

"i miss harambe so much please bring him back god why are you so cruel"

You coming???

"Come back inside son, your chicken tendies are done."

Jokes on her, I wasn't outside, I was hiding in the closet masturbating.

"refuse the devil's lettuce"

>Hi user
>How are you?

that was 1 month ago and i uninstalled whatspap right after that, she is a 6.5/10 and was very interested on me but i'm stupid

"No milky bar smh"


talking about kfc krushems lmao

Okay baby

Her "Check out this gym meme video"

pretty mundane

I guess you didn't wake up wanting to answer my grettings...

Is tonight ok?

I just got this one

oy... too many choices. I'll check the ones at the gym to see the brand.
thanks

I'll find out tomorrow (I had asked her if she wanted to hang out before going on vacation), I have to pack and get ready.

She's prolly out sucking a bunch of cocks FBM.

>No worries, K said she was leaving this weekend, said you were free

From FWB, K is my wife ;-)

What's a y2k?

A buddy from London

Hi! I love you!!!

: Did you sleep well last night?

"What in the actual flying fuck?"

sent her a webm of some nigress' ass being set on fire while twerking

this one

!!!!!

"It's a typo, they actually want you to try a playdoh diet"

"Lol it's weird but I like that you're white. I'm SUPER white." - This... lol but we were talking about going to the pool and needing a tan, girl I just started talking to a week ago.

get a job

Have fun ^^

The dildo came in today!!!

goodnight

Please come

"Thank you, I really appreciate you being here for me". I had a mental breakdown and my friend really helped me out. She's such a kind soul. :)

"congratulations"

"my computer isalways charging bye"