I think I can beat a gorilla bare handed. No kidding. I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could. Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.
What do you guys think?
I think I can beat a gorilla bare handed. No kidding. I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could...
Matthew Price
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Caleb Brooks
I think he would rip your arm out of its socket the second you threw a punch and then toss you around like a rag doll.
Liam Moore
Well, headlocks and face punches should do it, cause there are more nerve endings in the nose or some shit and it hurts more, plus, gorillas don't work out so it won't be hard to find a gorilla you can beat. Go for it.
Adrian Butler
I think you have never seen a Gorilla in real life
Joshua Martin
You got no retard strength tho
Jace Taylor
it's been ages since I've seen this copy pasta
Asher Clark
Easily bro. In fact why don't you jump into the gorilla enclosure of the nearest zoo and look for a fight? I'll be there cheering for you :)
Jackson Price
>You got no retard strength tho
This, basically if you weren't born a tard you would have no chance against a gorilla
Isaac Sullivan
I have insane speed and reflexes matching my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and bop his head hard. I will not let him go, one mistake and i finish him.
Kevin Moore
Come to think of it.. me to, never seen one either..
James Sanders
sure go for it,
Brayden White
I think it's time to apply for that night watchmen job at the zoo, OP.
Jose Stewart
>OP killed Harambe for practice
Why.
Juan Howard
>bop his head
Nigga a gorilla's skull is harder than your dick, believe it or not.
Jackson Barnes
You do know that a fully grown gorilla, like the silver-back in your pic, is physically strong enough to dismember you right?
How you gonna punch and kick him after he pulls your arms and legs off?
Charles Williams
Trips are Truth
Elijah Scott
There will always be virgins here to think it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with will power my friends and It's not with your weak body that you'll do anything. Any men with a little bit of practice can take out a gorilla with a knife. Bare handed it's not much more difficult, it just require more technique.
Luis Richardson
i miss harambe so much please bring him back god why are you so cruel
Sebastian Thomas
OP are you fucking nuts?
Jason Robinson
Go wave your dick around in /fit/
They might buy it
Asher Johnson
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Justin Hernandez
Pssh... a toddler can have a gorrila killed
Canadian Goose is where it's at
Elijah Cruz
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Jonathan Sullivan
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Ian Anderson
I'm 6'2" 200lbs and still somewhat thin for a fighter. If you're gonna claim to beat an ape, at least say you're 230lbs builtfat...
Luke Flores
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Carson Scott
I think you should try.
Record it!
You gotta record it!
Juan Young
that was sick af
Jordan James
Sounds like you need to start cutting, fatty. I could probably take you on too.
Aiden Brown
you will win with the power of love and friendship, make sure you film it
Luke Wood
Gorillas aren't real.
Gavin Wilson
6'2 and 189lbs? Lol you're scrawny as fuck bro.