>worst food in the world
>worst weather in the world
>ugliest women in the world
>smallest houses in the world
>least public holidays in the world
>least national pride in the world (most English people don't even know when their national day is, let alone celebrate it). I mean look Brits are so unpatriotic that they'll post anti-UK threads on Sup Forums
>highest violent crime in Europe
>worst history and legacy in the world: everyone hates the UK for what it's done, it has failed to hold on to its empire and is considered an irrelevant joke, America's lapdog. Even in the past it was irrelevant compared to better countries like France and America in WW1/WW2, and it never had a revolution and to this day its head of state is a German. There hasn't been an English monarch since 1066.
Is there ANYTHING about the UK that isn't terrible? It's the worst first world country by far.
How do my fellow Britbongs cope with living in this miserable, cold, grey island?