Since last thread was troll plus fag op ill be an hero dubs decides

since last thread was troll plus fag op ill be an hero dubs decides

I'm great. Hard as fuck right now.

fucking newfag doesnt even know what an hero means

Better now. My girlfriend just died so the company is welcomed

i know what it means i was just bein ironic

I PUT A WHOLE BUG OF JELLY BEANS UP MY ASS

Trips.

i assume this one counts

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Karena is it? Names so sexy, Id stuff my dick in it.

caaaaaaaaaan i hab the pussy plz

i hated her tho and she was fat

please i dont want to date this nigger lol plus im taken (OP here) kek

>welconed

this

go to this website

my bad kek

i want to lick the inside of your asshole

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up to you guys should i get second bitch while we wait foe response

Maybe you could come by and give me some company? I'll cook us some lobster and potatoes

Hey I know this is weird, but I posted our conversation on an anonymous forum and theyre deciding what I text you. Say hi to them for me please :)

yes and call her a ham planet

what a fucking waste

WINWAR

Really? Goddamnit

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She hasnt replied back. Youre fucked already OP. GG

fml

got a second bitch for u guys

my exs name was bethany and man was she a cunt im glad she died in that car accident

Can I call you heffany?

What color are your panties.

are you down for anal? my dads coming too tho

Your smile catches my eye like a light to a fly

okay, i'm just gonna put it out there, i know you fantasize about trampolining on me, and that's fine, you know, we don't have to kid about it anymore. i want to explore your body in every way possible. what do ya say, baby?

roll

Rollin

youre fat and really ugly but im horny and desperate as fuck so can we bang with the lights off

WINRAR

roll

Winrar. You gotta call her a roll

Winrar.

This

Mayhaps you might fancy a fallic photograph, m'lady?

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FUCKING DELIVER OP

Can you provide me with some prime fap material me lady?

also other bitch replied

it's okay. you can be the next one.

I see a reply from the nigger. Let's see

A good suckling of my cocko would make me feel better

why you unbuttoning yo pantz?

Shes texting like 10 other guys at the same time lol.

winrar

TRIPS WINRAR WINRAR

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Yeah it's sad. She next to me in bed right now.

You reminded me of her, that's why I messaged. I know I shouldn't, it only brings me back to depression. But I can't help it. I can still feel her soft touch upon my body

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Oh my fucking god. When I dont want that shit I get it.

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That's why I don't really miss her

If you suck my meatstick I could get over her

she gonna be like "wtf is this guy on?"
in case dubs:
i love me some chocolate puss puss

its the power from my last thread that i made of this

I just had to do it. I couldn't let her get away with it

roll

Rolling

You know, I've always wanted to shit all over a girl's chest. You up for that?

roll

Sorry, I have tourette's

Roll

Rolling again.

Winner winner nigger dinner

Say what again.

WINRAR

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winrar

have you ever wondered how 3% of the world's population are over represented in every field academic field, in politics, the arts? it's no coincidence. We need to gas those filthy kikes and procreate with lolis to decrease the global deficit of good they've invoked on this plane.

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Rollss

Winner winner nigger dinner

Roll

>Oh ok.
She actually bought that shit.

Would you ever be so kind to show me your breasts?

Send a dick pic

can my dad an i come over and destroy that meaty pussy of yours
PS his dick is huge i love it in my ass

Rolling

well to be fair shes a nigger prolly doesnt know what tourettes is kek

So you want to go to KFC with me

i want to fuck the bunny

>has tourrettes
>somehow ends up typing an uncontrollable thought into chat
>kek

WINWAR

Calm dem titties mama

Are your tits wide apart or just small? That ok I like tits, just wondering

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dayum winrar

Show tits or GTFO

Nother winrar