5 championships

>5 championships
>"""""""remarkable"""""""

>let's just pass a puck around and get lucky with it
leaf """sports"""

If that's the case, why wouldn't luck average the stats and championships out among all teams and players? Explain the Habs, Gretzky, Crosby, Roy, Lemieux, etc.

>pre-expansion cups
>pre-non-regional draft cups
>pre-salary cap cups

>relevant

>>pre-non-regional draft cups

Lol, this stinky old chestnut again?

>Have 6 teams
>2 of which have access to the best players due to their location
>Win every year because of lack of competition
>Still count those "Championships"

OP this is like the USA bragging about winning gold medals in basketball in international tournaments.

Unironically like this sport more than that semen slurping sport the BSA "Athletes" play

GOAT
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>stick soccer

Oh, hey Henri

No, bandy is stick soccer

Bon soir, mon frere

Hockey is a real man sport
Rugby is a real man sport
Concussion egg is just pleb sport
Soccer is for third world and pussies

Apehoop was elite-tier, but now it's a pussy sport too.

How many of those were won when there was only 6 teams, no salary cap, and exclusive rights to first dibs on players within so many miles from the stadium?

>women can play hockey professionally
>women can play rugby professionally
>women can play soccer professionally
>women can't play football professionally
really makes you sucray bloo

there were like 6 teams

Holy fuck this burger can't even into his own country's sports.

>professionally
They can though...as far as the meaning of that word goes. Their are in fact woman foolsball leagues.

>Haven't sniffed Lord Stanley's Cup since 1993

L O L who the fucking cares about that sport?

Except all the players and captains of all the winning teams.

>"""""professional"""""
just stop leaf before you get annexed

>wining championships in a league with 6 teams

Bruins won with a Slovak captain, and I think some other teams had Euro or US ones (can't name 'em though).

I don't think there's a single french captain in the league

>furpuck
>sport

>A US team has won the Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup

...

Lidstrom was one

Why do I care? I'm from Toronto.

Then why are you defending the Habs?

Also a Toronto captain hasn't won lately either. Is Tavares the only one in the league right now? Can't think of another.

>frog
no

A lot of Italian immigrants in Toronto raised their sons Habs fans in the 70s and 80s. A kind of "fuck-you" to whitebread anglos.

And thank fucking god for me.

go back to italy with your dago mustache and your greasy hair

who is this fine pasty gentleman

I love Canada but I'd go. There and Malta are the most uncucked countries in Europe, and shockingly the most racist and suspicious of outsiders.