What's the most alpha thing Sup Forums has done in a bedroom with a girl?

What's the most alpha thing Sup Forums has done in a bedroom with a girl?

Do you still see her?

Destroyer her in a Halo 1v1 SWAT match.

I once had a thing for a girl who had a faggot boyfriend- ended up walking in on them kissing and proceeded to fuck both her and him and then left. She couldn't see her man the same way again and they broke up two weeks later kek

Bro, niiiiice

Had sex with her.

I won darksouls 2, 4 times with The same character and received platinum trophie

While she was sucking me I peed in her mouth she tried to stop but I wasn't letting it happen

>Playing non objective gamemodes

Did it feel good? Sounds tingly as fuck

itt fantasy instead of a quite unfortunate reality

You should have told her to stay put. Still have free pussy along with some faggot to take care of her boring needs

Had bareback sex with a hot escort because she forgot to put the condom on me. Somehow she didn't notice the entire time but I think she immediately felt when my cum went in her. I tried to act like I never noticed either but she didn't believe me, slapped me hard across the face, went into the bathroom to assume wash herself out, came out and got dressed and demanded $100 extra or she'd "get someone" to beat the shit out of me. Of course I complied and she quickly left.

And no, I haven't seen her again. Too scared to try actually.

How is paying for sex alpha? How is paying EXTRA for sex alpha? How is paying EXTRA fir sex to prevent a fight alpha?

You sir, are a loser.

>paying for sex
>paying extra
>having unprotected sex with an escort

That's uh... not very alpha, user

banging chicks?

Choked a girl until she passed out, her last words could've been "daddy stop"

>bragging about paying for sex
>go back to /r9k/

Probably the time my ex had to tell me to stop fucking her cos the multiple orgasms she had were giving her heart palpitations and she thought she might die. She ended up sucking me off and hungrily swallowing my load.

Not seeing her any more cos she was a pain in the ass outside the bedroom.

I remember playing vidya with my best friend's sister.
If we teamed up and I shot her accidentally,
She would punch me in the arm or leg.
It started turning me on,
So I kept doing it...
Maybe that's alpha or beta I dunno,
It is what it is...

Most alpha thing I did wasn't in the bedroom,
It was when I fingered a chick in a bar,
Right at the table.
She wasn't even a slutty chick and we had barely been dating long,
And I didn't warm up or ask her or anything,
I just got bored and jammed it down there,
And I didn't give a fuck if she enjoyed it or not...
I didn't ask...

But it this point I was considering dumping her anyway,
So I had leverage.
If you ever have leverage (you realize you're with a girl who wants to be with you more than you wanna be with her, take advantage of it - it's about the only time you can get away with sexual assault or borderline rape shit)

Had 2 girls suck my dick while a third watched. We don't chat any more.

I like sex that degrades women, I like fingering girls assholes and shoving my finger down their throats, also spitting on women, and pissing in women's mouths... also hot. It's a not a regular thing, but I know of a couple girls who are really into being treated like trash in the bedroom. Those girls are keepers

Why was the third girl watching?

Did you ever get your ass eaten?

Girl agreed to swallowing my cum before I could finish asking her, then laughed a dirty shameful laugh

Never did, broke up with her a week or two later for being a sloot

Lel

I puked on a girlfriend once.

Frequently, cougars seem to go for that more college girls

LOL, similar thing happened to me,
But I never thought about it or worried much.

I fucked a sexy young hooker,
Pulled out, laid back, satisfied.
She points out the condom I was wearing is laying between her legs.
I just say 'oh yeah'
She asks if I had it on or it slipped off.
I say I don’t know, maybe it slipped off when I pulled out?
She was all concerned, and checking the condom
And her pussy.
I was just thinking 'don't care. Had sex'
I find it hard to give a shit about anything seconds after cumming.

>first year of uni, 18 and virgin
>move into house with 5 girls
>proceed to lose my virginity a couple of months in with the hottest one of them who was also a virgin and spent the rest of the year fucking her silly
>caused two of the other girls living with us to fall in a deep existential crisis about their own relationships which were long distance at the time because of how much loud kinky sex we were having
>spent the rest of the year doing the same thing and driving the other girls to cheat/end their relationships
>still with her and fuck her brains out on a regular basis, she worships my cock
>worships it so much I can pick up any chick and fuck her and my gf simultaneously
>first shot at getting laid and no regrets, no STDs and no abortions

>be 17, gf 16
>come back from holiday, been away 2 weeks
>we see each other every day usually so 2 weeks was a long time
>go round her house, head up to her room
>both super excited, hug, start making out, start kissing her on the neck
>she'd given me head like twice before, she wasn't a fan
>she basically pushed me into the bathroom
>couldn't stay in bedroom because parents downstairs
>gets on her knees, takes her dress and bra off
>sucks dick like a champ, with enthusiasm I had never seen before
>blow all over her chest, something new for us
>shit was cash
>clean up, go back to her room, spoon and watch Heroes rest of the night

Finger fucked a drunk girl in the club while sucking on her tits on the couches whilst in full view of everyone. I was fairly drunk.

Did you ever have threesomes with those ldr girls? Please share a story if so

it was the bathroom, but whatever...

put her on her knees in the shower, slapped her tits until they bled, pissed all over her, choked her, pulled her around by her hair, fucked her mouth, sent her home

she came back the next day and still does

>paying to get aids

Me: balding 28yo white manlet, trump supporting lowkey racist
Her: tall voluptuous 20yo natural hair black girl, actually head of local uni BLM group

she had a fetish for hairy guys, eating ass, and raceplay. I'd come over and she'd eat my ass for HOURS, while I call her a filthy nigger, and periodically fuck her ass/mouth/pussy or piss on her in the shower. She LOVED every second. I once had to go refill the parking meter because she ate my ass for over an hour.

I used to see this chick when I was working quite frequently, eventually got her number and started texting, then sexted one time. Went to pick her up for what she thought was a date, once she got into my car I could tell she needed it badly, just staring me down the entire time, I pulled over and pulled her over to me, we made out and I told her that were going back to my place. During the ride I grabbed her hand and put it in my crotch and told her to start playing with herself, which she did, i told her to taste herself, which she did. This bitch was so fucking compliant and willing to do whatever I asked, I was fucking amazed. Once back at my place she was my personal fuckpuppet for like an hour. I swear to god, any position, I alternated from fucking her pussy, to fucking her face. I was pulling her hair and shoving my fingers down her throat, the whole nine yards, she started begging me to cum inside her but I pulled out and nutted on her face instead, drove her home and she said "next time you should fuck me in the ass". But, my friends , there was no next time because she was a stage 5 clinger in the texts after that, and I ghosted before I introduced that baggage into my life.

It was spontaneous sex, and she didn't leave when they started. Must have been enjoying herself hah.

No I did not, at that point 3 ways weren't something either of us had seriously considered. TBH they turned out to be dirty skanks when I got to know them so I'm happy I didn't get my dick near that.

Oh also I've had a girl offer me to grab her pussy in public and declined

She was pretty cute but a sloot as well

>all these cucks who think the most alpha thing involving sex is actually having sex with whatever trash chicks

Lmao

Cuckette

How did that come to pass? This sounds like a potential sitcom.

Should've invited her over, work the balls while the other two fight for the dick

She got invited by the other two but didn't join. I'm like 90% she had a crush on at least one if not both the girls, I'm starting to think you're right about the cuck thing lmao.

You sound pathetic.

Unless she stalks it sounds worth putting up with that shit for such a submissive, eager girl.

What did your mommy do to you user?

What's it like getting a rimjob? I thought it would be too senstive for 10 minutes envermind hours

Half the posters in this thread are bragging about fingering a chick in public like that's a big deal

I did that too, didn't think of anything of it

Kill yourself

>saw a cute girl on Sup Forums
>someone doxxes her
>I bookmark and bide my time, and eventually befriend her on a message board
>she moves to my city, so I offer to show her around
>go for a few drinks
>invite her back to mine another time to watch a movie
>we get 15 minutes into the movie before we're making out.
>she tells me she's had a crush on me.
>we fuck in my bed
>living the impossible dream

I cruise craigslist (I like to jack off to the ads for some reason) and saw her post, she sounded sane and interesting, so I reached out. Did it like 4 times before she graduated college and moved :/

It's OK. I mean it feels good, but not like amazing.

Thumb in ass. Fucked her while her friend was in the room.

came right down her throat as my nuts rested on her face

it feels like victory

the best part about it is just the fact that she's actually submissive enough to even do it

I once had sex with a girl for the sole purpose of procreation.

Made another man's wife fall in love with me.

I'd feel like I owned a girl if it got to the point she was eagerly eating my asshole

I had 3wines twice for money. Chat in my wife with hookers. I am into incest, who I enjoy calling the hookers 'sister'. It's all 25€, who why complain?

precisely my point

one time i told Jamal to choke her a little

Fucked a girl in front of her boyfriend at a party once. made her give me a rim job, came in her pussy then spat on her face

choked her while i fucked her until she started to gasp for air and i didnt let go until i came

wow this really happen ??

>demanded $100 extra
Hue, you got scammed. Should have told her to go get whoever it is, presumably her pimp and just go hammer time on his head, then proceed to fuck her again. Bareback.

pissed in multiple girls mouths, got some to drink
Farted down a whores throat twice as she licked my ass
Shoved an open beer into a girls pussy and made her "drink" it
Choked several girls out during rough sex
Spit in several girls mouths/faces
and other perverted shit

i have a few, so i'll go with fucking a slut up the ass one time, she was on her back, i was working her pussy with my fingers until i could fit my whole hand in. When my hand was in her pussy, i reached down and grabbed my cock through her pussy walls while it was in her ass. She was screaming the whole time in pleasure. I have a few others that might be up there if you are interested. I guess the best depends on your point of view

yeah back in college

> girl from college needed calculus tutor
> I help her.
> three weeks in she can't pay but forgot
> tell her that isn't fair we need to work out a different method of payment
> I start to suggest she cleans my apt and cooks me a meal but
> she pulls off her sweatshirt and takes off her bra
> she is just staring off blankly
> stand up pull out dick slap her face with it
> she gives decent head then I took her by the hair and fuck her face
> after 10 min or so I picked her up and threw her on the bed on her stomach
> rip her shorts down to her knees and fuck her raw in the pussy
> pretty sure she didn't expect it but she came like 3 times and was absolutely sopping wet when I licked fingers to get her lubed up
> after I cum in her pussy I kinda cleared up and asked if she was on the pill
> she said yes
> my dick started getting hard about 5 minutes later so I stood her up
> pulled down her shorts and lay on the bed
> I had fingered her asshole during doggy
> she positioned herself reverse cowgirl and put her pussy on my dick
> I spit on hand and rib dick
> I picked her up and moved her asshole on my dick and she looked back at me
I will never forget his look for the rest of my life
> she bites her lip and slides right in with this look of pain/bliss in her eyes
> I squirted I her ass almost instantly but stayed hard for a minute or two

I fucked her for like 6 months only tutored her for like 3 months

Tldr: turned a college girl into a prostitute for tutoring

user please write out the whole story, cucking betas is the hottest thing.

There's no way she didn't notice or "forgot" to put the condom on. It was intentional and you got played.

Most likely she clued in right away that you were a wimp, probably by being nervous or something like that, and banked on you not saying anything because you'd be that desperate for raw pussy. If you were a normal person you'd have said something, she'd have "realized her mistake" and put the condom on and things would've proceeded as normal. But no, she got to bleed an extra hundred out of you.

It's actually a fairly common scam with some girls.

Fucked one against a wall
Had sex on xtc for 4 hours straight
Made her sniff a line off my dick

dno really

Oh I forgot she had a boyfriend who she got married to later.

he said IN THE BEDROOM retard

Damn that sounds amazing. Hope you trained that asshole for your personal use.

I hope their brothers/uncle's/father's shove beer bottles up your asshole dickwad kys

Kek. Did you ever meet him? I don't think I could take someone seriously in person if I had their gf cumming on my cock multiple times.

B E T A

not much to it lol, we were 19 i think at some random house party, both drunk. she was pissed at her boyfriend and i was horny. started fingering her and bent her over and slapped her ass and fingered her asshole, boyfriend was in the room at this point, i was surprised he didn't just leave, she must have done this a lot i guess. fucked her mouth and made her eat my ass, bent her over and fucked her doggy, with one hand grabbing her her and the other slapping her ass and toying with her asshole. Came in her pussy raw then made her choke on my cum covered cock before spitting on her face and walking away.

i fucked 3 sluts with a shark

hi, i'm jimmy page

>pays for sex
>gets a kick out of degrading women probably due to deeply buried childhood trauma with women
>formulates a response in caps and waporwave
top kek

if both people are consenting why do you give a fuck

>alpha
>bisexual
pick one

1) Took off a girl's underware in the middle of the bar in the middle of happy hour.

2) Pulled up a stool in the middle of a party and made a girl dance for me.

3) Made a woman feel like a woman in the bedroom.

I fucked her ass every time. By the third time she said she was ready and just skipped the pussy and went to the ass. She also told me her boyfriend never fucked her face and that made her really horny. A few weeks in I went ass to mouth she didn't like it so I went ass to mouth like 4 times that day and she understood she didn't get a say. Never questioned a single thing after that. I got into ropes because of her. Haven't really tied anyone up since. I found out that if I don't have limits I am pretty fucked up.

you should see if she'd fuck you now

I showed her around my room on my birthday.

How'd that nigga not fight you

How did he react when you were getting your ass eaten or fucking her bareback? I wouldn't be suprised if he's never gotten one of them tbh. Good work putting betas in their place though fam, people who watch their girl do that don't deserve to breed.

Honestly i have no idea, was drunk enough to just not give a fuck about it lol. I'm guessing he was either secretly into it or it was their thing idk. pussy is pussy tho

Was fucking this chick in her boyfriends house. Face down, ass up. She was begging me to cum inside her. I pulled out, flipped her over and came on her face. I'm getting hard just remembering it.

>fucked two girls yesterday
>given a few girls orgasms by fingering them while I was driving
>got my ex to cum for like two minutes straight
>gotten multiple girls to shake for a few minutes after going down on them
>convinced a girl to give me head on her birthday

I feel like getting a girl to have a crazy orgasm is the most alpha thing you can do in a bedroom that's not a threesome or revenge.

cuck traits are fine in women though...nothing wrong with being a clingy, shy dork for them.

You must've felt smug as hell knowing he never got do fuck her face despite putting up with all her bullshit. Should've made her ass offlimits to him too.

Yeah he would drop her off sometimes. One night after I had helped her with her math and fucked and came in her pussy he comes up to the door and asks if I want to go grab food with them. My roommate was aware of the situation was sitting on the couch and started laughing. I said sure and went to get tacos with them. The guy was acting like we were best friends but girl was silent. He said "why are you so quiet around him" then looked at me and said "what is your secret?" I laughed and said "I don't know maybe she looks at me like some sort of authority since I am her tutor" she cracked a smile and looked the ground.

Was this a regular thing?

i would have made her entire body off limits to that cuck. would make her put him in chastity too.

I once choked a girl with my nuts in her mouth while another girl fucked her ass with a horsecock dildo.

>bring a girl i just met back to my place for ONS
>tell her to take off her pants
>the air fills with wretched tuna puss stank
>i tell her to put her clothes back on and leave, her pussy smells like shit
>"blah blah blah you said you wanted to fuck me and I came all the way back here...its an hour from my place and i took a chance because i don't even know you blah blah blah"
>no deal bitch. you stink. out.
most of you are such desperate cucks you would have buried your chinless faces in that rancid snatch

only a faggot would turn down a nice boipucci

Wew lad wonder how some people can be so dense. A freshly fucked girl is not a subtle smell.

I'm a beta who fantasises about being cucked by my crush. I fantasise about all of our friends fucking her and cumming in her and cleaning her up.

Semi regular for a few months until she moved out of town. Apparently the boyfriend knew for a while but didn't tell her because he was afraid of the confrontation. What a cuck. It honestly made the sex even better.