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Penis

Vagina

I can protect the decency of slightly chubby dudes.

super diesel repair power. I'm in my WORK SHIRT. now get a fucking job.

>Topless
Invisibility and Intangibility?

fake and gay.

I can help the mildy retarde temporarily become merely stupid.

I'm white now

So I'm a holey man... cool

?
You think guys wear shirts 24/7 at home?

>Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
>Vader in the Middle
>I am now a Sith

get on mah level, apprentices

I'm blue...

I'm Scarecrow

>Green T-shirt
>Social Distortion's "Good Luck" Theme
>Skeleton dancing, drinking wine and smoking a cigarette
>Backround is 4leaf clover inside a larger ring with band name + theme

Hmm. Looks Like I'm going to be a green, smoking and drinking skeleton that has good luck and knows how to dance!

i will beat up a guy
da ba dee dabba da-ee

if i was green i would die
da ba dee dabba da-ee

I'm a mutant ninja turtle

Black shirt with no pictures

what the fuck would this give me

Decepticon. Fuck yah. Wheres that bitch starscream at.

the power of blue...

The power to have a bottomless bucket of fried chicken, kinda like Jesus with the fish a bread.

>wearing white undershirt
>white power
I am fine with this

FUCK YEAH

>Godzilla

Pink floyd t-shirt so the power of hippies? Im ok with this.

pure black.
>ironic captcha

shirtless

"GOD SAVE NOBODY"

I'm an impotent God.

OP here, I've got an old-school Avengers t-shirt on.

>TFW - I'm overpowered....

Just a Stone Island mark, so I guess no powers?

No shirt no power lel

Dirt bike masturbation stains powers of a mountain

What powers do I have for wearing this?

I hold the power of recreational men's soccer!

As suave as the scout, you from now on have the power to 'seduce' anybody.
I mean spy. You can probably get him worked and lubed up.

You'd be a hero to the niggers.

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I'm green

I'm wearing a plain black t-shirt. Do I have nigger powers? Can I play basketball and rap now?

I know have the powers of cotton dyed gray.

Fuck yea

Italian-Man?

I'm wearing a wife-beater. I now beat up bad guys wives.

I win.

if they aren't psychopaths

I have the power of making some fucking awesome songs

My shirt's literally just fucking red

Nice beard ginger.

Thanks bud

You have the powers of socialism. You try to help others, but they just starve to death afterwards.

I'm wearing a wifebeater...

White power

oh my fucking kek

my shirt is pure black

you'll never tell her twice again

>dead parents
>lots of gadgets and money
>??????
>profit.

Evade police easily

BACON

Go directly to jail

>do not pass school
>you receive no education

With great power comes great responsibility. Now teach that a bitch a lesson.

gingers always lose

Invisibility or exrayvision

It's plain maroon... uhh, I can kill at will?

MONSTER ATTITUDE vertically bottom to top across left pec
I AM A MONSTER in between MONSTER and ATTITUDE in tiny letters horizontally
i guess i get the power poorly designed shirts

>of poorly

Nah the people with souls loose. I don't have to deal with the afterlife bs.

power of buildings??? ehh?

I can now fake moon landings.

I can dunk like a nigger

>Work shirt
>Pest control

Guess I can kill bugs with my mind or some shit

Guess I get white power

I have the power of blue?

Black tank top with a yellow outline of Pikachu

Do I become Pikachu or a Pokemon trainer?

>white shirt
means i have the power of the white man

>pink camo
i guess i can blend in with pink shit
laaaaaaaaaaame

I have a coat of arms

did i win

>a pic of an american indian

I guess I have the power to own many casinos i want

"Today has been canceled, Go back to sleep"
So I guess I can either make people go to sleep, or I can cancel any day.

Tiny Rick!

I have the power of ... Blue?

I can repair tires regardless of how damaged they are?

i'm not wearing a shirt.... what does it mean?

My shirt is white. Therefore, I have white power. Hell yes!!

Plain grey shirt. It has metal fragments from grinding at work... does this mean I am made of steel now?

"Athletics"
No joke it says this

>fuck.jpg

am i baphomet now?

Pokeball Death Star. I'm a Sith PokeMaster?

FUCK YEAH MON! REAPAH POWAHS!

I'm wearing a plain vneck because graphic tees are for virgins

I have alcoholism and teriyaki sauce powers

I guess i can speak latin now?

Why aren't you wearing pants!?

grey?

>collared ""dress"" t-shirt thing

uh...

what the hell is my power

MORTAL KOMBAT

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