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Penis
Vagina
I can protect the decency of slightly chubby dudes.
super diesel repair power. I'm in my WORK SHIRT. now get a fucking job.
>Topless
Invisibility and Intangibility?
fake and gay.
I can help the mildy retarde temporarily become merely stupid.
I'm white now
So I'm a holey man... cool
?
You think guys wear shirts 24/7 at home?
>Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back
>Vader in the Middle
>I am now a Sith
get on mah level, apprentices
I'm blue...
I'm Scarecrow
>Green T-shirt
>Social Distortion's "Good Luck" Theme
>Skeleton dancing, drinking wine and smoking a cigarette
>Backround is 4leaf clover inside a larger ring with band name + theme
Hmm. Looks Like I'm going to be a green, smoking and drinking skeleton that has good luck and knows how to dance!
i will beat up a guy
da ba dee dabba da-ee
if i was green i would die
da ba dee dabba da-ee
I'm a mutant ninja turtle
Black shirt with no pictures
what the fuck would this give me
Decepticon. Fuck yah. Wheres that bitch starscream at.
the power of blue...
The power to have a bottomless bucket of fried chicken, kinda like Jesus with the fish a bread.
>wearing white undershirt
>white power
I am fine with this
FUCK YEAH
>Godzilla
Pink floyd t-shirt so the power of hippies? Im ok with this.
pure black.
>ironic captcha
shirtless
"GOD SAVE NOBODY"
I'm an impotent God.
OP here, I've got an old-school Avengers t-shirt on.
>TFW - I'm overpowered....
Just a Stone Island mark, so I guess no powers?
No shirt no power lel
Dirt bike masturbation stains powers of a mountain
What powers do I have for wearing this?
I hold the power of recreational men's soccer!
As suave as the scout, you from now on have the power to 'seduce' anybody.
I mean spy. You can probably get him worked and lubed up.
You'd be a hero to the niggers.
I'm green
I'm wearing a plain black t-shirt. Do I have nigger powers? Can I play basketball and rap now?
I know have the powers of cotton dyed gray.
Fuck yea
Italian-Man?
I'm wearing a wife-beater. I now beat up bad guys wives.
I win.
if they aren't psychopaths
I have the power of making some fucking awesome songs
My shirt's literally just fucking red
Nice beard ginger.
Thanks bud
You have the powers of socialism. You try to help others, but they just starve to death afterwards.
I'm wearing a wifebeater...
White power
oh my fucking kek
my shirt is pure black
you'll never tell her twice again
>dead parents
>lots of gadgets and money
>??????
>profit.
Evade police easily
BACON
Go directly to jail
>do not pass school
>you receive no education
With great power comes great responsibility. Now teach that a bitch a lesson.
gingers always lose
Invisibility or exrayvision
It's plain maroon... uhh, I can kill at will?
MONSTER ATTITUDE vertically bottom to top across left pec
I AM A MONSTER in between MONSTER and ATTITUDE in tiny letters horizontally
i guess i get the power poorly designed shirts
>of poorly
Nah the people with souls loose. I don't have to deal with the afterlife bs.
power of buildings??? ehh?
I can now fake moon landings.
I can dunk like a nigger
>Work shirt
>Pest control
Guess I can kill bugs with my mind or some shit
Guess I get white power
I have the power of blue?
Black tank top with a yellow outline of Pikachu
Do I become Pikachu or a Pokemon trainer?
>white shirt
means i have the power of the white man
>pink camo
i guess i can blend in with pink shit
laaaaaaaaaaame
I have a coat of arms
did i win
>a pic of an american indian
I guess I have the power to own many casinos i want
"Today has been canceled, Go back to sleep"
So I guess I can either make people go to sleep, or I can cancel any day.
Tiny Rick!
I have the power of ... Blue?
I can repair tires regardless of how damaged they are?
i'm not wearing a shirt.... what does it mean?
My shirt is white. Therefore, I have white power. Hell yes!!
Plain grey shirt. It has metal fragments from grinding at work... does this mean I am made of steel now?
"Athletics"
No joke it says this
>fuck.jpg
am i baphomet now?
Pokeball Death Star. I'm a Sith PokeMaster?
FUCK YEAH MON! REAPAH POWAHS!
I'm wearing a plain vneck because graphic tees are for virgins
I have alcoholism and teriyaki sauce powers
I guess i can speak latin now?
Why aren't you wearing pants!?
grey?
>collared ""dress"" t-shirt thing
uh...
what the hell is my power
MORTAL KOMBAT
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