ITT: Badly describe your favourite movie while other guess said movie

ITT: Badly describe your favourite movie while other guess said movie
I'll start
>some retarded kids go into forest
>spooky ghost comes back to avenge some woman
>kills kids
>gets put in morgue
>escapes morgue due to more teens having sex

>some tard is waiting
>tard talks about random shit
>tard likes some whore
>tard finds out he has a little tardling

Forest Gump

Forest Gump

The Blair witch project?

Nope

Friday the 13th

>NYC cop tries to reconcile with his estranged wife in California over Christmas
>It does not go well

Die Hard

...

correct

Guy with heart problems fights gangs

transporter

No but close

Crank?

Bingo

a rich guy kills a bunch of people and gets away with it

American Psycho

That friday the 13th obvs.

Perfect babysitter turns into a crazy bitch trying to kidnap one of the kids with help of a man

Huge black guy breaks into houses to steal shit from kids.

The Nigger Habits

LIFE: The Movie

>whiny bitch cokehead won't stop complaining even though he got away with a shitload of crimes

>2 teens
>beta males
>break the law to impress girls
>dont end up getting the girls
>the next day end up getting the girls and parting ways
>sad ending
>hilarious movie, ending always makes me feel depressed though

Nope

>skinny
>in city
>in country
>hey fat
>ice cream
>bang bang

Friday After Next?

Forrest Hump.

Superbad?

winner

Barber Shop

5 incompetent goat fuckers fail at being terrorists

nopenope

Project X

>some guys want to leave earth
>go to other planets
>other planets are shit
>he's in a bookshelf or something
>lives on space station

Interstellar

Tyler Perry's Madea Christmas?

winrar

>twink with daddy issues makes out with his sister

nope

Guy kicks himself and then blows up a building

Star Wars

Black Dynamite

Guy marries cunt to get with daughter. Gets with daughter

9/11

Well-to-do upscale new yorker find out he has a tard son who creeps on girls in the shower and breaks into private property. Hilarity Ensues

>farm animals play sports

>Three guys escape from prison
>Do stupid shit
>Find black guy with guitar
>They all sing a song
>Run into one of America's most wanted criminals by hitchhiking
>Black guy disappears and the three pass out with one kidnapped by the cops
>The three eventually reunite and rescue the black guy from a cult meeting
>Song makes all four of them famous
>That one guy still never got his Dapper Dan

>twink with daddy issues makes out with his sister

Bingo

>Wife is kill
>I am kidnap
>Seek revenge
>Fuck my daughter

4 lions, literally perfect film

30 minutes of gook plot
>Guy commits sudoku
>Throne gets sought by some guy
>Word travels that this guy is evil
>Stuff happens. Guys band together
>Set up and bribe a village
>Meet some other guy on the way. Jungle gook
>2 hours of gook action
>Village is set up with tarps
>Death
>Horse
>Death
>Rocks
>Death
>Death
>Musashi
>Triumph
>One of the dead guys actually wasn't dead

>Game of Thrones

>four girls
>neon lights
>they look at his shit

Tyler Perry's Madea Christmas?

Nailed it.

'Bro I'm not wearing my confused face'

Nope

Oldboy.

Getting close

yup

Tits and vampires

Serena Williams playing Tennis?

>Family animated move
>Tells story of love, loss, hope, and accepting who you truly are
>Includes a breakout musical number from an older (In real life) female
>Has serious animation effort put into the hair, making it look beautiful when it waves about
>Generally regarded as a great family flick, but draws an equal amount of hate

O brother where art thou, fucking fantastic film

Underworld?

Dog dies
Dog revived
People die
Two dogs run away
More people die
Army shows up

Marines gets fucked by a worm

Actionleague Now

Is this that animated film where a dog accidentally pulls the trigger of a shotgun and blasts a guy in the face?

>aliens land on earth
>meet niggers
>become nig-aliens

>Guy with worms joins ISIS
>He drinks his own piss

An airplane. And its got snakes on it.

Stars. And they are at war.

Tropical thunder

Spring Breakers!

That an ice skating one?

'Twas indeed

A man. And he's super.

A Dog's Purpose

Titanic

Not even close

>Cool trucker makes a wrong turn and ends up in china town
>Runs into creep that only likes green eyed girls
>Cool trucker man saves the day

Fuck yeah.

scary movie 3

I can't fucking remember the name of it.

I love that movie

Big Trouble in Little China.

HAH nope. But I do like those movies

This is going to be an easy one
>middle aged man makes money and ends up being killed

...

No. Never even heard of that

>mom is kill
>2 nigger 2 white
>kill cop
> 1 nigger and 1 white is died
>the end

Fight cluba

>mobsters
>crime pays, but drugs don't

Lolita

Elf

same actor

FroM dusk til dawn

Bareknuckle boxing pikey. Ibetchyaboxabit dontchyasir? AyeYalooklika boxa

>Motherfucker can see demons and shit
>motherfucker died and did some demonic business with lucifer to stay alive
>morherfucker now needs to work hard af to get its entrance to heaven
>He kills shit
>Oh no twins
>Oh no one is dead
>Oh no the other one has Lucifer's son inside
>Motherfucker kills himself again to make Lucifer appear and take its son back to hell
>That counts as sacrifice for someone's good and so he can go to heaven
>Lucifer babyrages and gives life again to motherfucker