ITT: Badly describe your favourite movie while other guess said movie
I'll start
>some retarded kids go into forest
>spooky ghost comes back to avenge some woman
>kills kids
>gets put in morgue
>escapes morgue due to more teens having sex
ITT: Badly describe your favourite movie while other guess said movie
>some tard is waiting
>tard talks about random shit
>tard likes some whore
>tard finds out he has a little tardling
Forest Gump
Forest Gump
The Blair witch project?
Nope
Friday the 13th
>NYC cop tries to reconcile with his estranged wife in California over Christmas
>It does not go well
Die Hard
...
correct
Guy with heart problems fights gangs
transporter
No but close
Crank?
Bingo
a rich guy kills a bunch of people and gets away with it
American Psycho
That friday the 13th obvs.
Perfect babysitter turns into a crazy bitch trying to kidnap one of the kids with help of a man
Huge black guy breaks into houses to steal shit from kids.
The Nigger Habits
LIFE: The Movie
>whiny bitch cokehead won't stop complaining even though he got away with a shitload of crimes
>2 teens
>beta males
>break the law to impress girls
>dont end up getting the girls
>the next day end up getting the girls and parting ways
>sad ending
>hilarious movie, ending always makes me feel depressed though
Nope
>skinny
>in city
>in country
>hey fat
>ice cream
>bang bang
Friday After Next?
Forrest Hump.
Superbad?
winner
Barber Shop
5 incompetent goat fuckers fail at being terrorists
nopenope
Project X
>some guys want to leave earth
>go to other planets
>other planets are shit
>he's in a bookshelf or something
>lives on space station
Interstellar
Tyler Perry's Madea Christmas?
winrar
>twink with daddy issues makes out with his sister
nope
Guy kicks himself and then blows up a building
Star Wars
Black Dynamite
Guy marries cunt to get with daughter. Gets with daughter
9/11
Well-to-do upscale new yorker find out he has a tard son who creeps on girls in the shower and breaks into private property. Hilarity Ensues
>farm animals play sports
>Three guys escape from prison
>Do stupid shit
>Find black guy with guitar
>They all sing a song
>Run into one of America's most wanted criminals by hitchhiking
>Black guy disappears and the three pass out with one kidnapped by the cops
>The three eventually reunite and rescue the black guy from a cult meeting
>Song makes all four of them famous
>That one guy still never got his Dapper Dan
>twink with daddy issues makes out with his sister
Bingo
>Wife is kill
>I am kidnap
>Seek revenge
>Fuck my daughter
4 lions, literally perfect film
30 minutes of gook plot
>Guy commits sudoku
>Throne gets sought by some guy
>Word travels that this guy is evil
>Stuff happens. Guys band together
>Set up and bribe a village
>Meet some other guy on the way. Jungle gook
>2 hours of gook action
>Village is set up with tarps
>Death
>Horse
>Death
>Rocks
>Death
>Death
>Musashi
>Triumph
>One of the dead guys actually wasn't dead
>Game of Thrones
>four girls
>neon lights
>they look at his shit
Tyler Perry's Madea Christmas?
Nailed it.
'Bro I'm not wearing my confused face'
Nope
Oldboy.
Getting close
yup
Tits and vampires
Serena Williams playing Tennis?
>Family animated move
>Tells story of love, loss, hope, and accepting who you truly are
>Includes a breakout musical number from an older (In real life) female
>Has serious animation effort put into the hair, making it look beautiful when it waves about
>Generally regarded as a great family flick, but draws an equal amount of hate
O brother where art thou, fucking fantastic film
Underworld?
Dog dies
Dog revived
People die
Two dogs run away
More people die
Army shows up
Marines gets fucked by a worm
Actionleague Now
Is this that animated film where a dog accidentally pulls the trigger of a shotgun and blasts a guy in the face?
>aliens land on earth
>meet niggers
>become nig-aliens
>Guy with worms joins ISIS
>He drinks his own piss
An airplane. And its got snakes on it.
Stars. And they are at war.
Tropical thunder
Spring Breakers!
That an ice skating one?
'Twas indeed
A man. And he's super.
A Dog's Purpose
Titanic
Not even close
>Cool trucker makes a wrong turn and ends up in china town
>Runs into creep that only likes green eyed girls
>Cool trucker man saves the day
Fuck yeah.
scary movie 3
I can't fucking remember the name of it.
I love that movie
Big Trouble in Little China.
HAH nope. But I do like those movies
This is going to be an easy one
>middle aged man makes money and ends up being killed
...
No. Never even heard of that
>mom is kill
>2 nigger 2 white
>kill cop
> 1 nigger and 1 white is died
>the end
Fight cluba
>mobsters
>crime pays, but drugs don't
Lolita
Elf
same actor
FroM dusk til dawn
Bareknuckle boxing pikey. Ibetchyaboxabit dontchyasir? AyeYalooklika boxa
>Motherfucker can see demons and shit
>motherfucker died and did some demonic business with lucifer to stay alive
>morherfucker now needs to work hard af to get its entrance to heaven
>He kills shit
>Oh no twins
>Oh no one is dead
>Oh no the other one has Lucifer's son inside
>Motherfucker kills himself again to make Lucifer appear and take its son back to hell
>That counts as sacrifice for someone's good and so he can go to heaven
>Lucifer babyrages and gives life again to motherfucker