YOUR JOB'S A JOKE YOU'RE BROKE

YOUR JOB'S A JOKE YOU'RE BROKE

>$11

GET THIS HOT'DINNER'HEAD OUTTA HERE!

LUNCHLINE'S D O A

Stop samefagging and forcing shit meme.

Since the role of a lifetime, he's been busy

Why couldn't he afford a hot dinner for $11?

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SEE>>>

Ha ha they're a bunch of losers but they're 26 and living on their own and have jobs and they're a close-knit group of friends that do everything together ha ha.

it's 11 bucks for the food, and 11 more to heat it up

I don't get this meme, therefore it is shit.

Why would none of the other cast members give him a hot dinner?
Why did they force him to work on an empty stomach while they flipped through car catalogues?
How long did it take for him to receive his first cheque?
Is this why he put on so much weight in later seasons and was characterised as a glutton on the show ?Because of his shameful hunger on his first meeting with cast and crew?

>put on so much weight in later seasons

I thought it was Chandler who did that, because of his unchecked alcoholism and addiction to painkillers.

>tfw cold dinner

Chandler was up and down depending what he was strung out on. Blow? Skinny. Oxie? Fat

>broke actor trying to make it big
>tfw Joey was based on him

>When his co-stars got payed, he got a lasagna
>When his co-stars asked for a pay-raise, he asked for two lasagnas

And people wonder why he signed up for Lost in Space.

Tell me something I don't know

>not being paid in lasagna always
Any pleb that turns down lasagna over cash should literally kill themselves.

ELEVEN DOLLARYDOOS

you could use the cash to buy lasagna

It's because It appears on Reddit's front page every month

TIL Joey from Friends only had $11 in his pocket

Just like how posting an "old school cool" black person from the 1960s always makes it to the front page

or how anything Tesla or Bill Nye is also there

Fuck reddittt

>buying your own lasagna
>when you can threaten to sue your employer for paying you in shitty lasagna so you always get top-notch lasagna

+1

WTF I love hot dinners now.

>hot dinner
Idk why but I've always hated that phrase

>underrated lyric

Based meme

You sure know a lot about reddit.

WHEN YOU HADN'T HAD A MEAL A WEEK, A MONTH, OR EVEN A YEAR, HOT

Well?

TIL when Matt LeBlanc agreed to do Top Gear he only had $0.11 in his bank account. With his first pay check, he bought himself a hot rent boy.

Guys, did Joey steal Jezza's hot dinner so he could get the Top Gear job?

>I think Leblanc would win he would have wanted it more god only know when was the last time Matt had a hot meal mean while Garfields fat ass gets fed hot ass lasagna everyday by his gay human owner john

He stole it because he hadn't had a hot meal in years. He had no way of knowing what the consequences would be.

TIL that Matt LeBlanc lied about being a poor struggling actor during his audition after reading how the character of Joey was to be played.

>He then spent months perpetuating the lie to producers by avoiding all hot dinners until he got his first pay

>Now he is reminded of his evil misdeeds on a monthly basis when he browses the front page of reddit

HOW YOU DOIN'

You got that all wrong.
The producers had Matt sign a draconian contract that stipulated that he would be kept away from the catering table and to only be payed in food in order to better get him into character. To keep him from falling over, the food he ate on the show was the only dinner he was allowed to eat on set, deliberately kept cold in order to keep his starving artist persona going.

It was written into Ross' contract that he was not to be disturbed when he was on a break.

WTF I hate Ross now!

And it was mandatory that Courtney Cox buy a new car every first paycheck of the month

I'm 31, working a shit job I hate for the last 8 years with virtually zero potential for career growth, have almost no friends and zero close ones, live alone in a shitty two bedroom apartment and haven't had sex with a woman who isn't a prostitute for 7 years.

Trust me, you can't make comedies out of real losers, it's just too depressing

Explains why he's so often disturbed and complaining about having been on a break in the show. Producers must have asked the other actors to fuck with him and then kept the cameras rolling as he stumbled onto the set, annoyed.
tfw "smelly cat" is Phoebe's unused, unwashed vagina

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>tfw "smelly cat" is Phoebe's unused, unwashed vagina
fucking KEK

I don't get it

>tfw "smelly cat" is Phoebe's unused, unwashed vagina

Her pussy may have been smelly and unwashed due to being a filthy, formerly homeless hippy but it was anything but unused. Look how many guys she went through over the show's run.

SLUT

So no one told you memes were gonna be this way?

Nobody, explain please.

>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>What are they feeding you?
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>It's not your fault
>They won't take you to the vet
>You're obviously not their favorite pet
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>It's not your fault
>You may not be a bed of roses
>You're not friend to those with noses
>I'll miss you before we're done
>Or the world will smell as one
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>What are they feeding you?
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
>It's not your fault

>One, two, what's that smell?
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>What are they feeding you?
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat
>You're getting fat
>I think that I'm gonna be sick
>It's your ears, and nose and pick
>Part of it, tempt me
>One, two, what's that smell?
>All the dogs in the neighborhood
>Are saying this for your own good
>What, you're fat, so you can't run
>No fun, I bet, No fun
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>Porno makes you eat like that
>I saw you in the shopping mall
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>It's not your fault,
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>It's not your fault
>Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat,
>It's not your fault
>We know what was in your food
>They say it might affect your mood
>You smell like something dead (3x)
>One, two, what's that smell?

Matt Le Blanc was down to his last $11 when he landed his role on 'Friends'.
The hungry actor had been struggling to make it for years before he landed the part of Joey Tribbiani in 1994 and he admits the series - which became a global hit - saved his career.

He said: "'Friends', when it came my way, was my fourth TV series - and the other three had failed. I had exactly $11 in my pocket the day I was hired. I had to go back and read for the part of Joey a total of six times. It was far from certain I would get the role."

Matt says he owes his success to his mother Patricia, who raised him on at least 3 hot meals per day.
Despite never having much money, the 43-year-old star insists he had a wealth of love and hot meals and was always encouraged by Patricia to follow his dreams.

However, she did have doubts about his career path when he moved to New York to try and make it as an actor and was living in a hotel full of junkies, hookers and luke-warm to cold meals.

Matt - who was earning $1 million per episode during the show's final two seasons - added in an interview with The Sun newspaper: "My mom brought me up to respect a good hot meal. We never really had any money but the meals she provided would often burn my mouth from the fact they were so hot.

YOU'RE LOVE LIFE'S CIA

wtf is a hot meal

ITS GONNA TAKE SOME TIME TO HEAT UP THIS MEAL

>Nice dinner you've got there, faggot hahahahahahahaha

What did she mean by this?

I'll BE BIG FOR YOU
WHEN THE PLANE STARTS TO FALL

Could this BE any more of a hot meal thread?

What if Chandler's last name was Google?

I found a way
I found a way

Kek

If you open up my wallet
there's nothing inside

Why the fuck do you know all this? Why are you visiting Reddit every month? What the fuck!?

so no one told you meal was gonna be this hot?

She was implying that her checks wouldn't clear unless it was promised to a new car I saw an interview on extra that said she sometimes couldn't afford groceries because of the new cars she had to buy

SOMEONE SAY HOT DINNERS?

MR. -600 thousand

He would have even accepted 11 Zoo-Dollars.

>Matt - who was earning $1 million per episode during the show's final two seasons
He would often be seen blowing entire paychecks on ridiculous amounts of hot meals and those closest to him would often comment on how the hot meals had really gone to his head.

Cox bought a car, LeBlanc bought a hot dinner, and Aniston bought an experimental fertility drug.

What did the rest buy with their first paychecks?

TIL Matt Leblanc was so addicted to hot meals he would often spend hours in his trailer melting down hot meals to there purist form then mainlining them just to get an erection while fucking$11 dollar prostitutes

Chandler tried to buy happiness.

Perry called Nintendo of America to try to get an early release N64, and they basically told him to pound sand.

He doesn't even have a chin anymore, it's just straight to a neck.

Suicide when f a m?

CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP!

>chinless

But which one?

YOUR JOB'S A JOE YA BRO
HAIRLINE'S D. O. A.

Razor Ramon biopic when?

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