How many (you)'s have you made this year?

How many (you)'s have you made this year?

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What do I look like, an accountant?

Kinda miss watching Shark Tank. Though it's best watched with others.

Too many to count.

Even had a thread I made go over 500 posts.

4 you

Three.

Is your thread patented?

It's not the quantity of the (You), it's the quality. A real (You) that is earned from an actual original comment or content is worth more than a cheap easy "Your mother will die in her sleep if you don't respond" (You). Anyone can post the same old "roll for your waifu" collage but, it takes true innovation to post something good enough that warrants genuine responses.

No, its like money. Earned geniunely or cheap, a You is a You

As a young child I saw my Mother relentlessly beaten by my Father. I can still recall hearing her muffled screams through the walls of my bedroom as I lay trying to fall asleep. Some nights were worse than others, but I remember the mornings my Grandmother would take me to school because my Mother couldn’t be seen in public. She would wear sunglasses and long sleeve shirts for weeks while the bruising and swelling slowly healed around her eyes and arms. I never understood how something as simple as an overcooked meal or spilt glass of wine in the living room could send my Father into these inexplicable fits of rage; not until this very moment. Not until I saw your presentation. You are the stain on my fathers Afghan rug and I see no club soda nor salt to scrub you away. For an investment of 250,000 (you)s I will retain 92% of your company with a lifetime of royalties and if you even for one second glance in Lori’s direction, I will personally crucify each of your children.

>tfw threads hitting bump limit used to give you joy but now your numb to it

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Nobody ever responds to my posts or my threads
;_;

>TFW 30% of your (You)'s was someone calling you a retard
They're right.

Make that 31%, RETARD

>baby sleeping face down

That increases SIDS you fools. Sleep them on the back.

@74100412
Heh, nothing personal kid

over 9000

;_;

jesus

A fuckload.

Too many memes.

And Kevin doesn't golf? That's like the rich guy sport.

>roll for your waifu

I got a (you) from moot once.

I'm not taking on any new investors at this time.

Have a counterfeit (You)

You hurt me, user

Is there any way i could get sample of one of your (you)s ?

nobody ever replies to me. I have to keep checking that my posts are even go through.

Is there a more satisfying feeling?

37 get

No.74100817

same

@74100831
No there isn't

Fun fact: I've been posting here since 2009 and never gotten a single (you)

>he counts implied (You)s

senpai...

SHES MINE DAMNIT

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74100904

why do you think that is

ROLL

>both off by

@74100904
That's pretty sad...

DON'T LAUGH AT MY SUFFERING

Is that before or after shit posts? Honestly a lot of my yous are wrapped up in storage and packaging

>off by

Heh...well heres the thing Mr. Wonderful. I have not had a single (You) this year. But I have shopped my posts around to other boards such as reddit and they have an initial offer of 100 upvotes per post

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>off by 5
There is 100 possible outcomes and you always manage to get into that 10 numbers wide window. What are the odds?

so close yet so far ;_;

Don't know. Maybe 50 or so. I don't shitpost much. A lot of those were from contrarian opinions on Sup Forums.

I also don't start threads. I hear that's where the real (you)s come from.

One day if I don't see it on the catalog I'm going to do a "PAN DOWN, OLIVE OIL IN, NICE AND HOT." Ramsay threads are where it's at right now. Going to make an investment there.

>tfw come for a sharkposting thread
>it's just a (You) / waifu thread

i had a big hit on Sup Forums recently that garnered more than 200 posts and is now a minor "meme"

have a (You), stay a while

One waifu for the low low price if one (you) count me in.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR GARBAGE WAIFU

Impressive but can you pull it off on other boards. I'm looking for an user that's inventive. An user that can shitpost beyond one board. I don't know if I can invest in somebody who's only really solid in one form of shitposting on one board.

My question is: Can you get (you)s outside of your niche market?

Hey man, I'm just here handing out (You)s, don't be so harsh

No, Golf is for the middle class guy that would like to be rich.
Hunting little poor children is the true ultra rich sport.

Once i copied the name from a namefag and laughed at his joke.
I got some good yous that day.

hey senpai can I get a (you)?

none

one (You) nice and spicy comin right up!

Christ, she looks like Joseph Goebbels as a tranny.

>would have called you out for that "your" but the quality of writing is so fucking abysmal on Sup Forums nowadays it's a wasted effort

AND YOU LOOK LIKE A BIG BULLY AS A MEANY

>implying that's not hot

None so far, Kev.

But this post, this is the one. I can feel it.

She really does though. It's uncanny.

*one (You) has been deposited into your account*

HE NEVER EVEN WON ANY GOLD MEDALS SO I HARDLY SEE HOW THE SIMILARITIES

i've had like 40 this week

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cheer up!

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