Alright Sup Forumsros, it's time I tell you all of my exploits. I am not a superhero...

Alright Sup Forumsros, it's time I tell you all of my exploits. I am not a superhero, just a guy trying to make his way in life with a special ability.

I am, Blood Boy.

Part One: Origin Story

>Be me, quiet child growing up in the country. Do country stuff but without the redneck trash element
>Deer hunt in the fall. That includes gutting them.
>Been exposed to it all my life so blood never bothers me
>Other reason blood doesn't bother me, I get bloody noses
>No clue why, not medfag. Just happens for as long as I can remember
>Almost never during spring and summer but a lot fall/winter
>When the air is dry I get bloody noses like Muslims attempt terrorist attacks
>So you know, pretty much every day
>Over time I learned how to manage it. Can recover from mild ones in about 10 minutes without anybody even knowing it happened.
>Strange thing was, I never got a bloody nose in school.
>Literally would get them everywhere at any time but school.
>One day in back in middle school, home alone, I try to see if i could intentionally trigger a nose bleed
>Nothing better to do living out in the sticks
>Pinch nose, squeeze hard, and sort of roll thumbs around outside of nose while squeezing.
>It worked
>Got a decent nose bleed, tried strategy again the next day. Worked again.
>A few days later I try this strategy to get out of a Spanish test.
>I'm a fairly smart guy, but I can't study to save my life
>Test begins, look through it,
>No comprende espanol bien
>Time to test my ability
>Pinch nose, squeeze, and rub,
>Nobody notices
>Bleeding begins seconds later.
>Teacher lets me leave class and retake test at later time.
>Don't even remember how I did on that retake. Fuck middle school
>But this is not the birth of Blood Boy
>I felt bad about what I did and kept my powers hidden.
>Proceed through highschool. Never use ability. I liked my teachers and wanted to obtain my grades with honor, not blood
>Always kept my abilities in the back of my mind though

Bump

That's not a superpower, it's a dry nose. Sage this shit.

The Chronicles of Blood Boy Part 2: The Birth of Blood Boy

>Junior year rolls around
>Fucking SAT's
>Parents want me to do it to look good for colleges
>I do it (because they made me) but it was up to me to study
>I spend most of the time i should spend studying hunting/outdoors instead.
>Test day comes
>Take it at the rich school in the city
>What few rich people do exist in my home city all congregate within this school district
>It shows, i'm taking my test with half a class of Indians and Japs
>Test begins, I recognize the proctor as the school's football coach
>He's fair but runs a tight ship for the test.
>One-hour-later.jpeg
>I was in over my head bros
>Math section was killing me,
>should've fucking studied
>The minorities are fucking cranking through it
>Can't imagine how many hours of their golden years they wasted studying for that shit.
>Time to abort but I don't know how
>Wait a minute, the nosebleeds...
>I've never tried it in a serious setting like this, I have no idea what's going to happen.
>Fuck it. This test was a disaster as I was horribly unprepared
>Probably should've done the PSAT
>What about the other people in the room? How will this affect them?
>Error 404: Filename "Fucks to give" not found, they'll be fine
>Pinch nose, squeeze, and rub. Nobody notices.
>And then, Blood Boy was born...

>thinking superpowers exist

Part 2 Cont.

>The air in this school was dry so she was a doozy.
>"Holy Shit!" One kid yells
>My first kill. No talking in the SAT
> Coach takes his name, he's done.
>I turn around to face them, cupping the blood in my hand acting like i'm surprised by this
>Another kid faints, Double Kill
> "What the fuck" One kid says out loud
>Coach takes his name, ooh baby a triple
>The two asains that got outed realize what they've done and start arguing with the coach
>An Indian kid stands up for them, he's out
>Quadruple kill
>Coach kicks them all out and restores order.
>Raise my hand and ask to leave as nose was still bleeding, apologizing for the disruption
>Coach says it's all good, takes my name and says he'll contact the people in charge for a refund
>End up getting a free retake in the fall of my senior year.
>As for the other kids that got their test ruined, I got a good kek out of it
>They needed to toughen up, only a little blood
>And so I realized with a good lie this was a powerful tool at my disposal
>Who knows where this can take me
>Blood Boy is born

What happens proceed

Not bad, all went okay

Part 3: Blood Boy Gets laid

>A year later in college
>Freshman year baby
>Ironically end up at a test optional school
>SAT debacle was for nothing, kek
>Go to a solid party school
>Halloween time
>Don't feel like going out since it's a Monday
>Talk to sophomore friend, shows me his pictures from last year
>The ladies though
>Decide to go hit the town with my two best bros
>No idea what costume to wear.
>lightbulb.jpeg
>Order a plain white wifebeater, and machete off amazon
>Go as murderous redneck
> Prepping to go, finishing touches, realizes the outfit needs blood to drive home the "murderous" point
>Can't instant ship fake blood on amazon now.
>I could... no, not like this
>Nobody can know of Blood boy, but roomate was out.
>fuck it.
>trigger a nose bleed and let it get on wifebeater and machete.
>I know it sounds gross but guys, the costume was perfect now.
>Meet up with bro's and go to party
>Get there, mingle a bit, and there she is.
>A stone cold stunner, freshman, not slutty hot but sexy cute
>You know what I mean
>Knew her from around campus but just in a different friend group.
>Knew she was some kinda graphic design major.
>Turns out she also has a hobby in makeup and makeup related special effects
>"Hey user, I like your costume" she says
>"Haha thanks, yours is awesome too!" She was a borderline slutty red riding hood
>"I love that fake blood all over you, that looks like some high quality stuff!"
>Oh fuck

please more op

dont 404

Part 3 Cont.

>"This is good stuff, where'd you get it?"
>I'm trying to play it cool, "Can't help you there, it's a secret."
>She starts touching it and rubbing it with the fabric.
>fuckfuckfuck not like this
>I wanted to bone her but this had crossed a line
>She thinks i'm playing with her, she laughs, "Come on user, tell me! I could use this stuff for my makeup!"
>"Sorry but it's a secret concoction a friend taught me, he's into this kinda stuff too."
>She comes close and wraps her arms around my neck
>Wait what
>"Is there, any way I could talk you out of it?" She says seductively
>FUCKING WHAT
>Stay calm user, roll with it
>"A little quality time with you and I might reconsider." I say with a sly smile
>She laughs, smiles, kisses me and leads me upstairs from the party
>We make out for a bit and then leave the party
>She fucked like a goddamn succubus
>She really wanted that secret formula for the "fake blood"
>Oh shit, there's still that
>I already vowed to never let blood boy be known, and telling her the truth would obviously ruin everything
>Post sex cuddles, she asks again, "so..."
>Do or die time Blood Boy
>"I'm sorry, but I can't say."
>"What?!" She says angrily
>Knew then that this would be a one hit wonder
>"I'm sorry but I really can't say."
>She leaves, calling me a fucking asshole as she goes.
>You win some you loose some
>Blood boy has now gotten me a free test, and laid, he needed to remain secret
>Loosing her hurt, but soon as Blood Boy I would need the full force of my powers.
>You see anons, it was soon in the spring semester, that Blood Boy went to war

>loose
>looseing

There's a reason he fucked up the SATs

Part 4: Blood Boy Goes to War

>Spring Semester of freshman year
>Life was good bros
>Got two best buds I know I can depend on
>Party every weekend and get wasted (One of best buds is fem on volleyball team so you know the parties are good)
>Even got a girlfriend
>Not girl from Halloween, damn.
>Girlfriend is very cutsey and shy. She skis like a pro
>Friends for a month, date for two
>Unfortunately spark starts to fade
>Long story short I dumped her.
>Fucking. Triggered.
>Once she realized that yes I was seriously dumping her she turned hostile fast
>Decides she never needed me all, fuck me, the whole nine yards
>I remain respectful to her post breakup, Only say that "It didn't work out"
>Figured she's move on and find someone right for her
>Nope. She hated me with a burning passion for dumping her
>She tries to get on my nerves for a few weeks to make me regret dumping her
>idgaf
>Things came to a head about three weeks after I dumped her
>Walking across campus in the morning by myself
>She comes up the other way with her breakfast
>"Fucker" she says as she passes by
>I was tired and didn't give a fuck about anything at that moment
>"Whore" I reply
>Hoo boy, now ya done it user. She was as triggered as triggered could be

Bump for interest

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Part 4 Cont.

>She stops, "Excuse me?"
>"I thought I made it quite clear that I called you a whore."
>Thank god nobody else was around
>"You really want to pick a fight with me on this?" She asks confidently
>"Don't pick a fight you cant win" I reply
>She never knew about Blood boy but I had no plans on using that power as it didn't even seem applicable to the situation
>Well, challenging her to a fight she couldn't win didn't go over well
>She threw her drink at me and stormed off
>Fucking red fruit punch with the cap off
>It got all over my sweatshirt ruining it
>But this was no ordinary sweatshirt, this was my signature Krusty Krab sweatshirt (inb4 "nerd", everybody loved it. soft as fuck too)
>She took my favorite sweatshirt from me
>That. Fucking. Bitch.
>It was then my idea hit me. It was pretty malicious but I didn't care
>I told her not to pick a fight she couldn't win but she did it anyways
>I head for the campus police house, working up the worst nosebleed I ever made as I did
>CPD at my college are super chill bros
>There's an unspoken agreement between the students and them that if we maintain the peace ourselves, they don't give a fuck what we do
>And I mean zero fucks given. Sit around outside smoke weed, cool. stumble around drunk, cool. Fight? Not ok
>Walk into CPD house with a monster nosebleed
>"What the hell happened to you?" The receptionist asks
>"My ex punched me square in the nose on my way to class." I tell him with a mouthful of blood.
>And Blood Boy went all the way
>Police take pictures of my blood covered face, I tell them "what happened"
>They're convinced she went out of her way to engage me and take physical revenge over our breakup
>Yes, that's exactly what happened officer
>She broke the social contract and now they had to get involved
>They legit fucking pulled her out of class and put her on trial before some fucking disciplinary committee the next day
>You know she was fucking pissed

bretty gud, keep going

buummp

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Holy shit! Is someone screencapping this for the future?

Part 4 Cont.

>She denied everything, said I was the one harrassing her4
>Repeat my side of the story
>CPD said they only see nosebleeds like that in physical altercations
>They said it was clear I had been assaulted
>You're goddamn right
>The committee decides to fucking KICK HER OUT OF THE SCHOOL
>She narrowly avoids criminal charges
>Banned from campus or else trespassing
>Holy shit Blood Boy, too far? I thought to myself
>Nah, She took that which I held most dear, my Krusty Krab Sweatshirt
>I now believe that when used right, there's nothing Blood Boy can't accomplish
>With a little lie myy powers are unstoppable
>Long live Blood Boy

yep. a dark version and a light version

I have the exact same story OP i live in a small town. Same story different place.

BUMP

There can be only one... blood boy.

Hey you

stop it

Bump

I have the same exact ability and never thought to utilize it definitely going to utilize it for senior year

Part 5: What Are You Gonna Do? Make Me Bleed?

>Finish freshman year with 3.4 GPA, damn I'm good
>Now ready for sophmore year, a clean slate with no ex's
>But also no Krusty Krab sweatshirt, so life goes on for Blood Boy
>Enter this current summer, get job at the local state park
>Working grounds maintenance
>Work 7-3:30 on all sorts of physical tasks for $9 an hour
>idgaf, get to work outside and coworkers are fun
>All of them, except Adam
>Adam is socially functioning autistic, 19 years old same as me
>Wouldn't know it at first but spend enough time around him and you'll see
>Talks fucking non stop and barely get any work done
>Apparently he's worked there for about a year
>The old dogs know he doesn't do anything
>No clue why he's still there
>After a few weeks I start to call him out on his shit.
>Tell him if he's going to do nothing, then to do it somewhere else and let me work
>I'm a patient man so I put up with it.
>But only for a few more weeks
>We keep getting partnered up to get work done since none of the old dogs want to put up with him
>I get the majority of our work done as he sits in the air conditioned car
>Thinks he can tell me what to do since he's been there longer, but all the old dogs know I'm the better man
>Last straw comes around
>I hear him talking to our supervisor about all the things "we" did today
>He did jack fucking shit while I got things done
>Oh no you don't
>I confront him in front of our supervisor and call Adam out on all his shit.
>Supervisor doesn't care, totally laid back dude.
>Well anons, as you all know, an angry autistic is an angry autistic

Bump

Bumpy

Part 5 Cont.

>"What're you trying to say user?" Adam says angrily
>Supervisor steps back, intrigued to see where this goes
>"I'm trying to say you're taking credit for work your fat, worthless ass didn't do!"
>That gets the attention of all the other Old Dogs who also gather around.
>Adam doesn't want to back down for whatever pride he thinks he has.
>"I can hold my own unlike your skinny ass."
>Adam was a big guy, wasn't a lie when I called his ass fat
>I am not. I have zero body fat but I have been working on muscle
>I'm about 5'11" and 150 lbs. All lean muscle. Kinda like Bruce Lee
>I can't bench much but goddamn can I do pullups
>Back to the fight, I was unfazed
>"You fucking threatening me? You gonna take a swing and fail just like everything else you do here?"
>"I will knock you on your ass!" He's getting red
>"What are you gonna do? Make me bleed? Go ahead, fucking try me."
>I am one with Blood Boy and Blood Boy is with me
>Sure enough he swings
>Campus gym doesn't train reflexes so I take the punch
>Right square in the nose
>I get knocked on my ass
>Autistic fuck hit like a sack of bricks to his credit.
> I bounce back up and feel the blood pouring out of my nose.
>Adam laughs, "You're fucking bleeding man just stay down."
>"You think a little blood will stop me?" I ask
>Adam laughs
>Lick the blood off my lips. My mouth is full of blood now
>Nasty? Yes, but I am Blood Boy
>Walk up to him like I'm about to throw a punch
>Me, throw a punch, kek
>Instead I spit my mouthful of blood in his face.
>Everyone is in absolute shock
>Adam can't even fucking move
>I walk away, go to my car and drive home.

moar op

this be entertaining. More please.

Bump from cellular device to contribute

please CONT

Boop

Ah, Jesus that's a prison rape face if I ever saw one.

Saved.

Part 5 Cont. (Final)

>Ended up having to go to urgent care my nose was so fucked up
>Not my average nosebleed
>The end of Blood Boy?
>Nah, that was two months ago. Did an easy test run to make sure I still have my powers
>Still good, Blood Boy lives on.
>Go back to my job the next day expecting to get fired
>Top boss is a retired military park ranger
>Nice guy, but is tough, expects us all to get the job done right the first time
>"So the guys tell me that Adam swung first, is that true?"
>"Yes sir"
>"And this fight started because you called him out on his work ethic?"
>"Yes sir."
>"Well I commend you for not swinging back."
>Holy shit my coworkers didn't tell him about the blood
>"Well Adam has been fired, and we'll put you on paid leave until your nose is patched up."
>Fuck yes
>"You'll also find a slight increase in pay, I'm dividing Adam's salary back into the rest of yours."
>FUCK YES
>So for two weeks I played BF1 and got paid $10.80 for the usual amount of hours
>Come back to work, I'm a fucking hero
>They can't believe I just spit blood in Adam's face
>But I can, that's the power of Blood Boy
>Long Live Blood Boy

You are a god, blood boy. God bless.

>superpower

Welcome to autism, newfag.

someone screenshot this

Someone have screen cap?

The legend Blood Boy shall live on for the rest of eternity

Make me protrude at a 7.2 degree angle from the bottom right corner, with some light pixelation on the sides and corners.

He says "not a superhero".

>fuck your shit.

>I had powers like this
>did the same thing, used it to get out of tests
>I became power hungry to the point where I would use it almost all the time in freshman year of highschool
>mother takes me to the doctor
>they cauterize my nose
>no more nosebleeds
>I was stripped of my powers
>mfw

Screencapped

Thought this was gonna be a story about a guy not afraid to go down on girls during their period

The tale of bloodboy will live on

Christ almighty someone fucking archive this. The glory of Sup Forums returns

oh god add this to the screencap

Bravo, Blood Boy
Bravo

I want to be in the screencap pls,
RULE BLOOD BOY

>I thought I was alone
>I too bear this burden
>Like our friend who's gift was taken away
>I have gained many years since i used my powers through highschool and college
>now I am a weary man
>weaker in the flesh and I find my power has gone with age
>before I go I thank you for letting me know I was not alone

Bumping because rip my sides

Fucking retard. I got a 1310 first try and I never even seen a study in my LIFE

Good story, user

Ok ill add it

Damn cucks popping out of the wood works thinking their blood boy.

What part of THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE do you people not understand???

Here you go, anons.
Dark version coming in a second, gotta do a bit of editing

Nose have two nostril
One nose two parts
There is blood brother

im not the only screencapper, the other guy is adding the posts and I'm jsut doing the story

Be quite

Thank you for this gift user

How wrong was this guy

Bump

Anyone have the screen cap with the other posts in it?

Thank you blood boy