Mfw America hasn't made a good horror movie in decades

>mfw America hasn't made a good horror movie in decades

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it follows

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Is there more pictures of that girl?

What are the best 3 foreign horror movies of the past 10 years?

>tfw no fingol gf
;_;

she has an instagram but she never looks as cute as she does in that pic

>it follows

I said good not meme shit.

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Well memed.

She looks like a coalburner.

Steven Seagal vs the army in Daybreakers. Who wins?

why isnt this my gf

she makes videos youtube.com/presshearttocontinue

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The only good horror movie in existence is The Ring.

When I read OP's post I thought "surely there's been at least 5 great horror movies in the past 20 years." Then I looked up a list and realized that OP is right. The 70s through the early 90s were chock full of great horror, but the past 20 years have completely sucked.

I personally loved Trick R Treat and Drag Me to Hell, but apparently that's a polarizing opinion.

I've only seen two good horror movies in my life- The Invasion of the Body Snatchers and An American Werewolf in London and neither are particularly scary

You're Next is the best movie of all time though?

>finns
>white

The Witch single handedly disproves your statement

What about Insidious? The Conjuring? Let The Right One In? Drag Me To Hell?

I'm convinced that Scream killed the genre.

But cheesy horror is some of the best in the genre

house of wax is my personal favorite

A Nightmare on Elm Street tried it's damnedest, but Scream re-introducing horror to people in the same tongue-in-cheek fashion, spawning movies that took a lot of the same approach and the "Scary Movie" franchise, which in-turn spawned all those other shit pardoy movies.

I like movies like Naked Gun, Loaded Weapon and Men in Tights, but these modern parodies are as fucking awful as some of the movies that spawned them and people can't seem to separate the feel of watching horrors that have any simile to Scream, from watching Scary Movie and that's a problem.

I liked this one

He said good horror movies

I always wonder what people who make these threads consider "good" horror because 80% of the time it's schlock like Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, and Children of the Corn

How's The Witch? I've heard generally good things about it. At the least being unsettling.

>no country for old men
>the road
>green room
Those are all from the last decade, faggot.

There's only one way to go once you reach the top

OP here, I never liked slasher trash desu. I am a firm believer that the 80s slasher craze killed American horror movies.

Actually, has there been ANY good horror films from the west in the past 10 years? They're all either gorefest garbage or boring and bland

no country isn't a horror film you fucking imbecile
its a masterpiece but its doesn't fall under that pleb category

Fuck. Yes.

>tfw no 14 y/o Finngol gf

What's the point of living again?

THIS FUCKING B8 TRIGGERS ME REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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that can be said from every fucking decade
horror fans act like the 70s and 80s were golden years of horror flicks but the truth is there were only a couple of good movies released every year or so, followed by a shit wave of god awful campy horror movies and sequels
the horror genre has always been a shit genre with occasional gold nuggets like the shining and exorcist being released

i really like that movie

Halloween is a fantastic horror movie. It follows has an awesome premise and executed it well. Cabin in the Woods was awesome even though it's parody. The first Scream is awesome. None of you predicted shaggy was one of the killers or that there were two killers!

it was aight

>muh semen demon STD flick
"no"

Really? what is it?

More like well paced film on the struggle of coping with a degenerative condition and trying to keep your friends at a safe distance.

You can't just shit on movies other posters like and not say what you like

How am I as a 3rd party, to evaluate your opinion?

They may be "bad," but I enjoy those trashy slasher movies from the 70s and 80s. The cookie cutter stuff today is forgotten as soon as it leaves the theater.

>ywn impregnate this qt blonde
;_;

>America hasn't made a good movie in decades

Corrected

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She is mongolian. Youd need to bring her several chinese slaves and several horses.

Oh look a pretty blonde with blue eyes.

>ywn impress her by firing from under your horses neck at a full gallop and hitting targets 100m away

delete this please
I can't take it

Sometimes life is really unfair lad

>children of the corn
>not kino
Reddit please leave

I NEVER DELETE..unless I make a grammatical error

hello is this the finland thread :-DDDD

SUOMiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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bost more finlends ;DDDDDD

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Rec, Let the Right One In, and I Saw the Devil.

Pan's Labyrinth too if you count it.

lucky bastard

>funposting at 5am
Today is going to be a good day.

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plans for the day: send papers to sossu if i feel like it, maybe drink beer

The Cabin in the Woods

looks like my ex

got kinda that fat face almost FAS thing goin.

i ghosted her hard. feelsbadman

This might be a Sup Forums post but the best survival game is finnish (Unreal world)

What are good Finnish movies?

It Follows is great and if you think otherwise then you're a hipster contrarian.

how 2 get finland gf??

Finland mentioned :DDDDD

Who's that glorious cutie?
Sauce pls

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>What are good Finnish movies?
Everything by Kaurismäki
Kahdeksan surmanluotia
Talvisota
Miesten vuoro

Bring vodka and ask the khan for her hand. Then defeat the girls father in archery, riding and energy drinkoff. Then you need to recite the epic mongolian war poem Moomin, all stanzas, in finnish. The. You need to steal the girl during nightime, get her through the forest and watch out for swedish cuckraiders, and escape by sea.

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Horror movies are terrible though. Terror movies on the other hand are a different story

I think you're mistaken, this thread is about FINLAND :DDDDD

im never going to get a finland gf then ;_;

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>looks like my ex

Wew lad.

visited finland for business. It was great. Almost stayed.

>No, didn't meet this one.

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Finnish horror kino right here.

youtube.com/watch?v=WsrqCpNqfvg

We need some kind of big wall to keep these mongolians out of Sup Forums

Suomi on paras . Kaikki aseet osoittavat itään Venäjälle .

Ohh fugg pls forgibe :DD

Yes some kind of... Large... Fence..

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Recommend me 2000s+ horror
Bonus point for no demon possession/ghost shit

Money would a be problem, who could finance it?

I recommend The Demon Ghost (1986). Its about a ghost who possesses a demon who then poseesses the ghost. Very kino.

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don't breath is literally out in cinema

and the best horror films aren't even scary anymore, they're just good films