Open your refrigerator

>open your refrigerator
>see this

What do you do?

say Oh hay Jamal can you pass me the butter your sitting on thank you

Buck buck a nigga

Call the cops...

Yo, Tyrone! Mah Nigga! pass me dat 40 uv OE bruh!

Where can I get one of these fridge niggers?

do I know him?

Close it, weld it shut and drop it into the nearest body of water

can you make some space?, it's really hot outside.

>close door
>nothing out of the ordinary

It looked like this before he got in.

I compose a haiku about it:


Black man in my 'fridge.
All the Hennessy is gone.
No coincidence.

well then some ones gonna die lol... unless those are light beers

where the fuck did my KFC go?

>act shocked (should be natural)
"Omg you're that soundcloud rapper, huh?"
>kick face (naturally)
>...
>run
>come back, ketchup (almost forgot)
>kick face again
>call local zoo
>explain escaped gorilla

Oh no! I under cooked it again! It's still rapping!

Release a round of Speer Gold Dot .45.
Call police and order a new fridge from Best Buy.

>close door
>turn 360°
>slap chain and lock on it
>one less nigra to worry about

...

"You uh... You alright, my dude? You're in a refrigerator."

Dude.... Get out my fridge, and where my fried chicken go?

Dude a Friggda sounds awesome -

>getting beer for a girl before you tap that
"DAYUM SON! Mad props!"
>Making some food for mom
"Nigga you got like 2 heads of lettuce - make you moms a salad first and you'll look classy an' shit!"
>High as shit and open the fridge
"Nigga you ain't got the money for this electric bill. Close this shit. I don't wanna see your high ass face mother-fucka.
>Food's about to expire
"Nigga I'm gonna be real with you for a second - I ate your kale, but your pale ass wasn't gonna eat it anyhow so I'm not sorry."

The only problem -
>Go to get beer
"Nigga, you out of beer."
Fuck Tyrone, I just want a beer...