Couldn't find a fluffy thread, so here's one

Couldn't find a fluffy thread, so here's one

Better start posting shit faggit

Post nao fegget!

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i guess user has to do the job of lazy ass op

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Panal 5 has the wrong hand orientation. Always throws me off.

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goddamnit you're right, 2 left hands

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i never noticed that, now i can't unsee it fuck you user

is this one still in the works? or did schafer side table it

Happy to help user!

Sweet Jesus, how have I not noticed that before?

people are generally more focused on the sodomy over the finger orientation

shit like this makes me glad MS paint is biting the dust

He left it open ended. One can only hope we see the bro on the prowl again

you know how some people still use windows 7? ms paint will live on with windows 8 and 10

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I never really got behind the concept of seafluffs.

>You hear a faint grunting coming from the entryway
>You walk out there and see one of your breeding mares foals squatting over your shoes.
>"Good poopehs in mummahs shoes! Am bestest babbeh and make good poopies evewywewe!"
>Oh, fuck that little shit rat.
>You stomp over to the thing and grab it by the tail, it's still shitting all over itself as you lift it.
>"BAD UPSIES! WHY MUMMAH GIB BAD UPSIES!" You grab the fly swatter hanging on the wall and start beating the fluffy. It starts crying for mummy.
>You hear the shitrats mother come trundling up
>You continue beating the "bestest baby" until your draw blood, soaking it's fur. As soon as you see the mother you hurl the thing at it as hard as you can. Unfortunately for the baby, you miss the soft fur of the mother and it slams into the wall exploding into viscera.
>You grab the mother by the tail and lift up to eye level. "WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BESTEST BABIES YOU PIECE OF SHIT!" You start beating the mother with the flyswatter, harder than you were beating it's foal
>"HUUU HUUU HUUU!" It cries out. "WHY MUMMAH GIB WOWSEST HUWTIES! NO NU BESTEST BABBEH WUD CAUSE TWOUBWE!"
>You continue beating it mercilessly until it finally stops crying and just takes the abuse
>"I FUCKING SAID ALL YOUR BABIES WERE BESTEST BABIES! NOT JUST THE LITTLE SHIT THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU!" You drop the thing and grab it's scruff before it hits the ground, shoving it into the viscera of it's now dead foal. It starts crying, shitting, pissing, and puking everywhere. "Gib bestest babbeh huggies... no fowevah sweepies for babbeh.." it cries sadly as it picks up the pieces of it's former foal and tries hugging it back together. You throw the flyswatter at it, hard enough to make it start crying again. You grab it by the scruff again and contemplate throwing it into the microwave and turning it on, but decide against it because of cleanup. Instead you walk outside and throw it into the garbage can. "FUCK YOU!"

That hurt my heart a little. Poor little creature. Sentient enough to understand loss and love.

I really hope it was the owner that amputated, lol.

it can't say "why mummah gib bad upsies" if it still has it's real mother fluffy, can it? seems odd to have 2 mummahs

Hmm. You are entirely right. But they call male owners daddeh... so... what do...

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it calls all female humans either "wadie" if she's a stranger and id trying to be polite, or mummah/hoomin mummah if she's an owner

Alright, can someone explain the appeal of these threads? I'm not bashing, I just don't get it.

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if you have more questions feel free to ask

It gives me sexual pleasure.

gimp looks nothing like a weasel, as an avid gimp user i disapprove

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go away pumpiikin, no one likes you except bronies and other degenerates

Thanks, man

Gahh I love animals, I once pulled a gun on a guy for torturing a cat. Why the fuck do I enjoy watching these things suffer ? Especially the smartys getting put down. Fuuucckkk

no problem, you'll mostly see abuse because that's the foundation of the fandom and you're also on Sup Forums, but there are plenty of funny/sad and happy stories floating around

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hope that piece of shit crapped himself, also these aren't animals in the same sense that humans aren't animals

but to answer your question, probably cuteness aggression

>ywn sabe cawwot

The eyes in the last panel get me every time, why the fuck does it pinch at 3 points like it's and alien.

cause shaferaraks sucks, his fluffies look disgusting and are about as cute as a chud

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>i own a pink pegasus mare with a red mane
>her name is strawberry
>shes about a month old and has been going on and on about wanting babies
>daddeh, wan babehs. Be bestes mammah. Wan speciew fwiend pwease
>no, strawberry. You cant have babies. I dont have the money for a special friend and foals.
>bu...bu...stwabewwy nee babehs!
>pweease daddeh! Neber ask fow anyfing gain! Jus wan babehs!!!
*sob* *sniff*
>I pick her up and hug her while stroking her head.
>itll be alright, hun. Lets go watch fluff tv and Ill make you some sketty and meatballs okay?
>*sniff* otay...
>she happily eats her sketti and calms down alot almost forgetting about wanting babies
>thank god. Shes been going on about it for a whole week after seeing a feral mother with foals passing through the yard
>we watch fluff tv. "Babehs" is on
>fuck.
>strawberry doesnt cry. She watches in interest. And, after watching "siwwy danceh babehs" she turns around and gives me the most sad big eyed face Id ever seen
>*sigh* strawberry..I know you want babies, but it just wont work right now. Maybe in a while you can have babies.
>otay daddeh. Wiw wait fow babehs. Pwomise
>the next day. Its the weekend so I can spend most of the day giving strawberry attention.
>you want to go outside?
>yaaaay! Wub outsies!
>just stay the back yard okay? Dont wonder off
>otay!
>she runs off and plays with her ball next to the oak tree
>Daddeh say can hab babehs today
>nee speciew fwiend. Bu..
Wewe find speciew fwiend tu make babehs? Neber gon hab babehs...
>strawberry lays down under the tree and crys for a little while
>then, a navy blue stallion with a green mane comes out of the brush
>he heard strawberry's pathetic sobs
>he goes over to strawberry and announces himself
>he stamps his hoof, puffs out his chest and cheeks
>am smawty! Pwetty mawe gib smawty speciew huggies nao! Wan enfie!
>strawberry almost does a backflip when hearing this

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Mate, if these threads survived chocobro and all is copycats, what makes you think you'll succeed where they didn't? Fell free to keep trying though.

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Yeah, I had already made up my mind if he said something like "you aint got the balls" I was going to blow his brains out and cut myself with a knife and say he attacked me after we got in an argument. But he must have seen I was serious cause he turned it loose and avoided me from then on. Glad he didn't cause I don't know if the cops would have bought that shit , been to jail, definently don't want to go to prison. and Yeah. I guess its cuteness aggression.

This one is fucking great.

wat am bestes in wife?

cwush yuu emenies
seesies dem dwiven befowe yuu
an hewe deh wamentaties of duh mawes!

autism drives them user

autism in its purist form

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Goddammit spiderman theres like 8 loli threads to fuck with. WHY ARE YOU HERE?

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>strawberry oos and aahs over how handsome the smarty stallion is
>hansome stawion gib bestes babehs!
>the stallion is happy to hear this
>enfie! Enfie nao! He demands
>strawberry bends over immediately
>weady fo babehs!
>they fuck roughly for about 5 minutes straight. Both grunting and huffing
>the stallion makes a final thrust and fills strawberry to the brim
>he then pulls out, takes a breather, and goes back from where he came. Not giving a fuck about strawberry
>I check on strawberry. She must have wore herself out. Shes panting and is laying down.
>you want to come in strawberry? Its kindof hot out!
>she slowly comes back inside with a very happy look on her face
>then I smell a musty salty odor
>eeew. Strawberry did you roll in something?
>daddeh say can hab babehs today! Am soon mommah! Am su happeh! Teehee!
>i thought she was making it up until I saw the trail of cum she left on the floor
>where...where did you? How?
>speciew fwiend gib speciew huggies undew twee! Wuz hansom stawion! Gib bestes babehs.
>i cant fucking believe this. She went and got knocked up. Jesus christ. Well, theres no going back now I guess
>alright, strawberry..you can have babies.
But, you have to be a GOOD mommah.
Okay?
>be bestes mommah eber! Yu see!

Loved the fall of Cleveland
Any one else read it?

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put a deep fryer behind her so they fall in as she gives birth.

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Love these threads
Keep up the good work guys:)

Bump

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>Im a little worried
>strawberry has been pregnant for almost a whole month. Its very unusual for fluffys to be pregnant that long
>she seems healthy though. Eating good and very excited about being a soon mommah
>Ive been showing her mother lessons on fluff tv. Shes learning alot.
>her stomach is so big she can hardly move. She can only woddle slightly.
>strawberry is in her saferoom
>shes singing about being wuvin babehs when she feels her water break
>babehs comin!! Huff!! Puff!!!
>nothing comes out
>pweaze babehs...com owt fow mommah!
>she pushes and pushes
>its very painful and she starts to sob
>huwtiez..wowstes huwtiez huuhuu!!
>shes in labor for about an hour
>then the moment arrives
>B-b-b-bigges pooopies!!!!!! Screeeeeee!!!!!!
>*quueeeeeef!!!!* *SPLORT!!!*
>all the foals come out in one giant mass
>I hear strawberry scream. I run to the safe room to check on her.
>i cant believe it. She gave birth to 15 faols!
>strawberry is exhausted and is licking her babies clean.
>wub...babehs...
>strawberry, your such a good mommah! Daddys very proud of you!
>fank you...daddeh..
>I put all the faols in a plastic container
>nu take babehs!!
>its alright Im just washing them off
>i wash them off and theyre all rare colored. No brown ones atall.
>I take the foals back to strawberry
>shes sleeping? Must be tired.
>strawberry? Dont you want to see your babies?
>she doesnt move
>I turn her over. Her eyes half rolled back, theres foam coming from her mouth, and a lot of blood under her.
>oh no...no no no!!!! Strawberry!!!!
>I lean down to see if theres anything I can do.
>shes still breathing a little and she utters something
>wan...wa..n...b..b...babbehhhs...
>im crying, and I fulfill her request.
I put all of her faols next to her.
>she smiles.
>mommah...awways...wuv...yu...babbehs..mommah..wuv babehs...babehs...wuv...momm...ah...
>her eyes roll back and she lets out one last weeze.
>shes dead...she died from childbirth.

Please finish that strawberry story

More to come. It doesnt end with her death

This is honestly my favorite.

Is it hugbox ? cause that's cool if it is, but not my bag.

Is this already on the booru or is it oc?

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literally the only correct response

note this is just what I think happens; whatever is posted by the OP is what happened.
>I bury her and realize the predicament I'm in
>15 foals.
>fifteen.
>that is much more than the usual fluffy birth.
>go to the store very quickly to look for baby formula in the hopes the foals can drink/eat the formula.
>I get back and they're where the body used to be
>whewe mammah? i wan mammah!
>I tell them not to worry, daddeh's here.
>give them the formula.
>two of them appear to have allergic reactions to milk.
>owww.. fwuffy huwt.. fwuffy huwt vewy much!
>I hear the sobs and realize they're having allergic reactions.
>i don't know what to do so I try to seperate them from the formula.
>the other fluffies seem to be fine.
>I go to the store to get more formula.
>when I get back, the fluffies aren't where they used to be.
>shit, they're gone!
>look for them but it's to no avail.
>owe owe!
>I twist and turn looking for the speech when I find the fluffy
>pushing against a table.
>I pick them up and bring them to strawberry's bed.

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1 they die if they don't get fed within a minute after birth
2 they can't speak/see until 1 week after birth

i like the allergy idea though

>I cant believe this happened..shes gone
>I had her since her eyes werent open.
>i was the first thing she ever saw.
>i cant believe the one thing she wanted most killed her. It was sad...one of her foals, a red pegasus curled up her fluff and stayed there for a while.
>i didnt want to move him, but she was already starting to smell
>i dug a hole in the back yard under her favorite oak tree. She would have liked that.
>her foals are all healthy. Stumbling around, somewhat frightened from hearing their mother did, but theyre okay.
>its been a few days and they all have great lungs. Chirping and peeping like crazy. You should hear the sound of 15 foals chirping at once.
>i bought a bunch of formula and am feeding them three times a day.
>theyre growing very big fast.
>one in particular, a horned black and purple striped foal with a blue mane is very big
>the day comes where they open their little eyes
>they are astonished with one another and the colorful safe room full of toys
>i come in and they all swarm me
>its a chorus of "daddeh! Wub daddeh!"
>Alright guys, milky time.
>yaaay! Wub miwkies! Daddeh gib bestes miwkies!!
>its exhausting, but I feed them all.
>i even had to take time off work just to deal with all this. Strawberrys death still hurts...
>i havent named them yet so they just call eachother "bwotha and sissy"
>theyve spent all of their time the safe room so I decided it should be time to let them outside.
>I bought a little fence to go around some of the yard so they cant go anywhere
>babies! Want to go on an adventure?
>they all flock to me like cattle
>daddeh, wan go! Uppsies? Pway! Yaaay! Gasp, adventwure? Wub daddeh! Nu wan weave..scawy! Wan go wan go!
>i put them all in the plastic container and take them outside
>their eyes are wide with excitement and pure innocence. Never before have they seen the grass, tress, sun, and blue sky.
>they are all so happy
>i put them down inside the fence

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fuck. i guess i am unable to care for fluffies

oh shit this is not going to end well

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Bump

Bare with me guys.
I just wrote the other part and it was suddenly deleted. I need to let my phone charge for a sec, so give me a minute.
Sorry. Will deliver though!!

I hope you do.

I like the strawberry story.

>they are all so happy
>i put them down inside the fence
>okay guys, Ill be back in a little while.
>they play joyfully, chase butterflies, run away from caterpillars, eat grass, and play fluffy tag. It warms the heart
>out of the brush in the distance strawberrys special friend comes out of the woodwork
>he must have heard the foals playing
>he puffs out his cheeks and watches the foals from a distance
>enfies...

I made an edit of the original, to fit my tastes; I think you guys will like it too

edgy