There's a sniper, get dow-

There's a sniper, get dow-

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According to the trajectory of the shot, he must be over th-

what's the button to crouch aga-

Hitler did nothi

Yeah, can I get a number two with extra beef-

I think it-

Jet fuel can'

Let's get riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggggggggght in the ne-

guys, this joke isn't fu

The Krabby Patty secret formula is-

Fags

There's a bag of money. I stashed it b...

REEEEEEEEEE-

But she said she was eighte-

oh are you guys doing that candllejack thing agi-

Hello? Would you like fries with th-

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Sniper thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the pic-

Get the fuck out of here you Reddit nor-

Fuck you user

With a small cok-

BOSS GET DOWN
the enemy sniper
Stay low and crawl along the ground

I found my fleshlight, now all I need is -

Hey guys, what’s going on in this thr-

Haha! He said he has a small co-

Fuck you you stupid piece of-

Why are everyone's words being cu-

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ITS OK, I THINK HE RAN OUT OF AMMO! EVERYONE CAN RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL ACTIVI-

i got the chicken ten-

Just ru

Tendies down, I repeat, tendies do-

LEEEEEEROOOOY JEEEEEENK-

Earth is fla-

What about my honey mustard dipping sauce??? WHAT ABOUT MY HONEY MUSTARD DIPPING SAU-

Jet fuel can't melt steel be-

The missing 18 minutes of the watergate tapes are located in-

Fuck you! You ain't getting me!
>points own gun to my head
>sniped before I can pull the trigger

All I have is this Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sau-

Pleb, not ordering the Szechuan sau-

>double tapped in the head by sniper for the lulz

Ha! Now he can still count you as a vict-

Fuck nig--

Here's the secret recipe to Bush's Baked Beans. First start wi-

Missed me faggot

Shut up and roll the beautiful bean foota-

Ha, I bet you'll miss me ag-

Hivemi-

The secret to life is always sh-

That fucking dog. He's going to spill the bea-

Alex is a stupid ni-

Fuck! He got the do-

We know who is hiding behind the fat girlfrie

pull yourself together faggot, i can help patch y-

That should enable you to sneak past the enemy

Dubadubs is right! We can make it outta this ali-

The sniper killed the dog Duke Bush. Let's make some grillin beans in his honor. Duke always love-

>Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass
Hmmmmmm, if there was only some way to tell

Goddamn it, that guy had the lighter! How am I supposed to grill these beans no-

Beans are done. Hot dogs are all ready to go on the Barb-

chekk-

Goddamnit, who forgot the musta-

Are you sure it's not a Tigris? I fucking hate tho-

Toss me a cold one out of the coole-

Fag-

Catch.. awww shit... he dea-

Alright. Food's done. Grab your beers and a seat at the picnic tabl-

I’ll grab the potato sala-

jesus shit this place is a fucking normie pisshole

Oh I think he's over there hyphen -

Son of a bitch. He dropped the potato salad when the sniper sh-

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Dont worry guys i got him!

Ahh that was amazing, i must have more!

Cracking open a col-

>jesus shit this place is a fucking normie pissh-
ftf-

It’s summerfags like you that ruin this shit. Here we are trying to enjoy a good old fashion sniper thread and mister “too edgy to play along” comes in and fucks things up by trying to say we are Normies. Well you know what? You do to hell. You go to hell and you d-

Shit. Our soapbox leader was shot by the snip-

Ke-

He can't hit me if I move aro-

How's summer vacation go-

Serpenti-

Alright. I have a plan. Let's all run around. He can't get all of u-

Oh shit, I though he le

20 a g?? are you fuckin insa-

I think he might be gon-

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Guys you can say candleja-

Trips. Check e-

i hope he hits me in the skull. im ready to leave this gay world whenev-

Why do you fags even do th-
Aha! It didn't kill me! I'm sti-

oh, not agai-

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
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