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bank of mummy and daddy gave me £15k as a gift and I'm over the fucking moon to be honest lads edition

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Why the fuck don't WW2 games ever do anything related to China?

plymouth is actually an alright place

in case you didn't see how poor i was last thread

'd a 'f

anime

got lots of /brit/ lifehacks

in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym

ask me and ill share what i've learnt

woeful AND early edition

because the USA! USA! and Nazis were the only two nations to fight in WW2.

FOB

O//O

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A B B Y

idk
I know I'll either just stop using the internet or maybe migrate from one chan knockoff to another as they die

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> Canada
The Weeknd
> Australia
Tame Impala
> The UK
??

what the actual fuck does the uk have to offer music right now

couldn't give less of a fuck

Literally cannot understand how anyone can get in debt

just don't spend money lmao

you got that 33 pound mate?

>being """"woke""""
Your tumblr get any hits today laddo?

trying to land a government job

>too much positive stuff
what do you mean by this lad?

reckon there's a lad in /brit/ who's studied my posts for long enough to know quite a bit about me haha

If there was ever a point where it was going to die it would have been directly before the election

ed

ed sheeren

Me and my mum x

gf went...

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* L-LISTEN MORTY LABOUR IS, LABOUR IS *BUUUUUUURP* FINISHED M-MORTY, YOU KNOW THEY HAVE TOTALLY, TOTALLY ALIENATED THEIR KEY DEMOGRAPHIC MORTY *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRP* REAL MORONS MORTY, THEY COULD HAVE JUST, JUST *BUUUUURRRRRP* GONE BACK TO THEIR ROOTS MORTY *BUUURRRRRRRRRRRRP* THE WORKING CLASS WANT TO LEAVE THE EU M-MORTY *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* COMMUNISM IS A SPOOK MORTY, TIM FARRON IS A *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRP* GLOBALIST. HE'S A DIRTY GLOBALIST MORTY *BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP* HE SAID HE WILL STOP US LEAVING THE EU MORTY *BUUUUUUUUUURP* HE'S T-TRYING TO CIRCUMVENT DEMOCRACY MORTY *BUUUUUUURP* VOTING *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP* VOTING TORY IS THE ONLY OPTION MORTY, W-WE NEED STABILITY IN OUR BREXIT NEGOTIATIONS MORTY IS THAT *BUUUUUUUUUURP* IS THAT *BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRP* TOO MUCH TO ASK *BUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP* LOOK M-MORTY LOOK I’M *BUUUUUURRRRRPPPP* NOT SAYING THE TORIES ARE *BUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP* PERFECT M-MORTY BUT *BUUUURRRRRRRP* BUT THEY ARE THE MOST STABLE CHOICE FOR US RIGHT NOW MORTY *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*

FOB

imagine being an instagram whore. knowing hundreds of thousands fiddle with their willy looking at your pics. what a vapid existence

we have more than one yank tho

this mustard is very strong

if you're football yank then me

...to uni

*smashes its head in with a shovel*

deffo going to read this one.

I live a very lonely life

cute as fuck. who she?

>tame Impala

Don't get me wrong, they're good but they're not ed sheeran or the weeknd tier big

Flume is semi big but he's more of a DJ

Hessle Audio

didn't even reach my peripheries

>cute
lol
>she
lol

me having a sniff

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>misunderstanding what makes the meme funny
lefties are always so shit at parody because they just get genuinely upset

Anyone got a link for this video? Asking for a mate

Whilst I do enjoy a cosy winter night where it gets dark at 3pm, I have to admit to myself that it's much nicer in the summer when the sun doesn't set until 10pm. Maybe it's vitamin D or something but the light just lifts my mood.

Irish

shockingly bad thread so far

>in a meeting at work today
>woman talking about how we're going to be helping to resettle loads of Syrian refugees in the area

australia have tons of good synth bands dude

jumpsuitedmonster.tumblr.com/tagged/cosplay-asks

apparently she abandoned the tumblr though

hyper thicc

same but that doesn't bother me in the slightest.

I've had never been able to hold down a bunch of friends long, never had a best-friend and don't particularly get upset about not having friends.

In terms of romance, I've had a great loving relationship filled with good sex, now I can at least go to the grave knowing what life has to offer.

The only thing I sort of ponder about is the prospect of raising children, but unfortunately that is a really fucked up decision in terms of resources.

radiohead

urm no sweaty but here's a song about him cucking irishmen

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have seen 2 Australian poster's faces and they're both handsome lads

I'm not talking about how big they are but more of a ratio of how good AND big they are

flume is fucking godawful, cannot listen to any of his stuff

It's the same on Sup Forums as it is on Sup Forums. Riotously funny

t. gentleben

the pengest city

Radiohead is offensively overrated

Honestly can't listen to a single one of their songs. It's the most depressing music i've ever heard.

>flume is fucking godawful,
post and opinion disregarded

>/brit/ hasn't seen my face

VERY glad about this. Seen my butthole tho

You say that you love me idk if it's true

> 0:08
> English man represented by union jack
Rorke's nut is about to be done the fuck in

alri

really hate how weightlifting has become such a big thing in the last few years

don't get the appeal whatsoever

>modern architecture
just fuck my city up senpai

pleb

likewise

that's not the poster himself

how about I fuck your face up instead?

weightlifting as in the sport or lifting

pics x

*blocks your path*

why would it though, and you see both at football games

get fucked i didnt even give mine yet

>turtlemong
>....

Who's the other (1142 memes aside)?

its nice
youtube.com/watch?v=yI2oS2hoL0k

>lefties are always so shit at parody because they just get genuinely upset

It's funny, you could argue that conservative YouTube personalities like Steven Crowder and Mister Metokur are awful comedians for the same reason

it's enjoyable lad
i didn't get it either, but then i tried it and it's great fun. Especially if you train for strength and can literally feel yourself getting stronger

gonna start a channel called the pengest brunch

really hate how bumming has become such a big thing in the last few years

don't get the appeal whatsoever

>he's never seen ed or jordan
hello new cunt

never seen this high res 1142 before wew

>don't get the appeal whatsoever

The appeal is that women want to have sex with men who lift weights and look like they lift weights. Lifting and eating clean will increase the number of women who will consider letting you put your willy inside them.

Not hard to understand.

They are awful comedians as well.

So I heard trump hates canada and is planning on nuking it?

what's all this about then

*blocks your path*

I am turtlemong I've seen ed's and jordy's
good looking roosters

>33
Just call it 30 mate
*winks*

I don't like how people suddenly think they're lifting 'experts' because they squat 2plate to depth and own a do you even lift t shirt. More people getting into strength training is always good though

how big are you?

had sex with a girl


only joking lads im a virgin really haha i got you there though haha jokes

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>you could argue that conservative YouTube personalities like Steven Crowder and Mister Metokur
yeah it's the same thing
though tbf Crowder's impression of Cenk is pretty funny

haha mind telling jordy to check his facebook inbox?

Things good about birmingham;

food is ridiculously cheap, tap water is based, is a nice city if you avoid most of it, lots of choice and variety with shopping and entertainment. well connected to the rest of the UK. relatively low property prices. Weirdly enough, doesn't look as grey and depressing as many other cities in the UK tacky maybe, but there is lots of greenery.

cons
pain in the arse to move around, buses are expensive and always late, cannot cycle because of the hills and motorways within the city. some parts are unironically very dangerous. most people seems a little bit thick and uncultured. job market isn't that good there. city centre is a bit smaller than it should be and the city planning in general is a mess.

lifting
still don't see why people bother with it
what's wrong with just being normal
good for women then. i've accepted i'll die a virgin so i don't care

I'm the oldest aussie here

Been here since march '14

And i've seen jordan knight but i'm convinced ed doesn't exist

have you ever had homoerotic experiences and would you be open to them