No, this isn't a sarcastic thread or a stupid thread. It's a desperate plea for help. I feel so goddamn lonely. Nobody irl likes me in that way. I don't get why. I think I'm good looking, I'm hygienic, I have no bad habits - what am I doing wrong?
Girls, if you're here, I promise to look after you like nobody else would. I'll pay for your stuff, I'll drive you everywhere, I'll do whatever you want.
I have some cool little party tricks I can do for amusement. Like, I can crack my jaw. I have a poster collection - vintage, new, big, small, all the posters. I can do the knife game flawlessly. I'm not stupid, but not obnoxiously smart either. I socialise well. I suffer no mental illnesses or physical defects. I don't have a bad sense of fashion, nor do I do embarrassing shit in public. I'm funny, but I can take shit seriously when it's needed.
It's getting to the point where I might never find a girlfriend. Please give me a chance.
Ethan Mitchell
lol go to farmersonly.com user
Chase Young
Sup Forums is literally the last place you will ever find a chick lmao
Tyler Jackson
lol go to blackpeoplemeet.com user
Lucas Hill
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Luke Baker
this is pretty sad, i hope it's copypasta
Joseph Murphy
I've seen a few cute girls here though, confirmed of course.
I figure maybe I'll get lucky.
Jason Campbell
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Jason Cooper
ya but they only want money or attention or both. you don't want a thot my dude.
Parker Stewart
Unfortunately not. That's my situation.
Bentley Martinez
I don't mind. I can trick myself into the illusion that they love me. I have plenty of money and attention to give.
Hudson Edwards
Op, you have to understand that such severe desperation will only drive women away.
Are you aware of the Dennis system?
Nathan Morris
if you're actually as good as you said in your post, then you don't need to settle for a thot my man
Jayden James
I wasn't until just now. Searched it up. Looks interesting enough.
Isaiah Jackson
Leave Sup Forums for while go out mingle with girls in bars and clubs. Make a tinder, baddoo acc. Meet girls just for sex until you find a suitable partner. Dont punch above your weight. Give it a 6 months to a year if that don't work use grindr and date a trap.
Caleb Robinson
But traps are gay.
I'm not gay.
Lucas Long
i will op
Cameron Foster
Wow. The sad post is sad
Benjamin Martinez
hubba hubba
Jason Cruz
herp
Ethan Wright
>feminine penus >feminine >fem >inine NO GAY it's no gay
Angel Morgan
But they're guys that look like girls.
It's still gay though.
Luke Morgan
Jesus op, you're the saddest beta I've heard, go on a dating site or something
Jacob Barnes
Can I see pics then I'll consider Also what are you into? Tell me more about yourself
Cooper Thompson
Do you like transgirls too? I mean someone passing as a girl and lives 24/7 as one, not a trap or crossdresser.
Daniel Ross
Super gay.
If there is a penis, it is gay. Even if they got a sacc-tuck. Gayyyyyy
Cooper Scott
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Henry Williams
Sorry, sure thing. Was making some food.
Wyatt Taylor
I enjoy model construction, building paper planes and lining crayons up in order of the colour spectrum.
I also enjoy pampering people. I get a nice warm fuzzy feeling from it.
Other than that, my interests include watching movies, common banter, reading, occasional political discussions, all that. I also like video games like most other guys, as well as doing dangerous shit.
Matthew Russell
No if you're not straight you're gay, and you're only straight if you're completely hetero, no half fags
Cameron Brooks
Just kill yourself. Take it from me, someone who should have done the same a decade ago. Do not make my mistake. 1) Life never gets any better. You will exhaust your youth and energy trying to be happy. You may try hard in school, try to find a fulfilling job, or love. None of it lasts and none of it is truly satisfying. 2) No one will love you. Not you you worthless sack of shit. At best somebody will settle for you. Maybe they will be nice and never admit that you weren't their first choice. She won't think of you when you fuck her and in her mind you will never add up. 3) It wouldn't last. No one wants to put up with you for long. Best case scenario they'd start to wander and become disenfranchised after two years. Usually well before that, especially if anyone else shows interest. The type of people who would date you are probably insecure enough to put out for anyone who gives them the right attention. 4) Ultimately you are just depending. Using other people to try to fill an emptiness inside. You can't be happy. Even if against all odds somebody loved you. You will never be happy. Your only escape is death.
Jayden Brooks
>Nobody irl likes me in that way. I don't get why.
>I'm good looking Scraaaape
>I'm hygienic SCRAAAPE
>I have no bad habits SCRAAAAAAAAPE
So how's the bottom of that barrel?
Dude you've only just barely reached "not inhumanly disgusting but still completely worthless as a person"
Work harder on yourself, get richer, get more good looking. If you can't, resign. Love is not a right, earn it or leave.
Samuel Russell
Somebody post the low quality bait pic im on my phone
Jace Nelson
Also I forgot to mention it but there are like 3 women that browse Sup Forums in a given month. All of whom have their pick of this desperate sausage fest. You most be nearing rock bottom to come here for help. This is the sign you need. Just end it here. Give up. Lay down in front of some rural train tracks or something quick. It is the only way.
Henry Ross
ok your facial structure looks like you wander earth like a zombie with zero energy, no real drive for something higher, no passion. Clearly, you're not a leader, nor are you a protector. you are a skinny faggot that's whining on the internet. also your ears look like they do but actually don't help you fly. you should go to the gym, and first figure out what you really want; develop an aggressiveness towards getting there, lead, protect, take. become a man.
Caleb Lopez
Shit man... Makes you think.
Perhaps I will. If there's nobody here that can make me at least feel happy for a little bit, I'll do it.
Robert Peterson
You and me both brother. There is no hope or solace here but self delusion.
Cooper Cooper
>Just kill yourself. Take it from me, someone who should have done the same a decade ago. Do not make my mistake. >1) Life never gets any better. You will exhaust your youth and energy trying to be happy. You may try hard in school, try to find a fulfilling job, or love. None of it lasts and none of it is truly satisfying. >2) No one will love you. Not you you worthless sack of shit. At best somebody will settle for you. Maybe they will be nice and never admit that you weren't their first choice. She won't think of you when you fuck her and in her mind you will never add up. >3) It wouldn't last. No one wants to put up with you for long. Best case scenario they'd start to wander and become disenfranchised after two years. Usually well before that, especially if anyone else shows interest. The type of people who would date you are probably insecure enough to put out for anyone who gives them the right attention. >4) Ultimately you are just depending. Using other people to try to fill an emptiness inside. You can't be happy. Even if against all odds somebody loved you. You will never be happy. Your only escape is death.
Anyone else going to hell with us? I bet a lot of you cunts find this relatable.
Luis Evans
grow some fucking balls, bitches love a man with options
Andrew Mitchell
You know, there's a high school with a lot of kids across the road from my house. Literally looking at it now. Maybe make some headlines before I off myself? OP btw.
James Bennett
Sorry OP you aren't necessarily my type but I say keep looking you'll get em one day
Christian Baker
So you can never have the type of relationship you want. You have to act all the time. Never be comfortable
Bentley Morgan
He already said he doesn't have any mental illnesses.
Jason Young
Not me. Nice and quiet, unmourned and unmissed.
Isaiah Rivera
Just don't do anything to restrict the gun rights of those of us still capable of happiness
Zachary Hill
go to tinder their allot of desperate girls
Cooper Jenkins
Ah, alrighty.
Well, I wish you well should anything occur after death. Truly. Thank you.
In another life, Sup Forums. Catch you all later.
Eli Flores
Good luck. I hope you find peace. I hope we both do.
Noah Flores
whats your location OP?
Alexander Johnson
I'm also curious
Jace Harris
this whole thread is Sup Forumsro feels
Elijah Long
This thread is pathetic
Blake Hall
Do you by any chance own a Fedora and weigh more than 250 pounds?
Hunter Hughes
>Just kill yourself. Take it from me, someone who should have done the same a decade ago. Do not make my mistake. >1) Life never gets any better. You will exhaust your youth and energy trying to be happy. You may try hard in school, try to find a fulfilling job, or love. None of it lasts and none of it is truly satisfying. >2) No one will love you. Not you you worthless sack of shit. At best somebody will settle for you. Maybe they will be nice and never admit that you weren't their first choice. She won't think of you when you fuck her and in her mind you will never add up. >3) It wouldn't last. No one wants to put up with you for long. Best case scenario they'd start to wander and become disenfranchised after two years. Usually well before that, especially if anyone else shows interest. The type of people who would date you are probably insecure enough to put out for anyone who gives them the right attention. >4) Ultimately you are just depending. Using other people to try to fill an emptiness inside. You can't be happy. Even if against all odds somebody loved you. You will never be happy. Your only escape is death. Quoted for truth
Grayson Sanchez
Give it five years. You will end up the same way. Probably back here just like OP.
Josiah King
>tldr
Gabriel Hill
still u reply??? y???........autism overload
Hunter Bennett
if you are gonna kill your self, at least stream it
Josiah Sanchez
i found the doggo
Camden Phillips
oh my lord, you edgy r9k /k/ wannabe school shooter people need to stop perpetuating the stereotype that we can't have nice things (guns) in this country without going postal. GO TAKE SOME MMA CLASSES AND STOP BEING TOOTHPICK SELF-VICTIMIZING/ DRAMATIZING BETAS. Your lives are not that bad, you kweens need to join the military or something. I'd rather you go Full Metal Jacket than Columbine. Try some shit like that and I will personally kill you myself.
Caleb Sullivan
Or just kill yourself quietly in private. Either way is better than dying for the jews. If you arne't happy now I doubt having less freedom, no women around, and getting yelled at constantly will be an improvement.
Oliver Russell
NIce ears fucking dumbo... also what's with the moot on drugs face? Just because you are on Sup Forums doesn't mean he has to be your role model faglord
Henry Torres
Oh, the problem appears to be that you think you're good looking. Drop your standards, drastically.
Hunter Foster
America bitches love to fuck anything in uniform, so at least he'd get some action when not deployed.
Evan Cook
>standards he was literally begging on Sup Forums.
Luke Howard
such a sad thread. Is this how I end up too?
Jacob Mitchell
holy ears, and the lack of face symmetry. OP you gotta not be so autistic
Landon Reyes
its ok op is dead now
William Cook
Sorry Im taken sweetie :'( Dont like seeing anyone down like this. I hope you find love x
Lincoln Ortiz
I think if you went to a doctor and got your ears glued back (being serious) I think that would help you drastically. I dont think you are bad looking. Ive dated worse