Anyone from U.K have any experience with escorts?

anyone from U.K have any experience with escorts?
whats the average price for an outcall? what should i expect? how not to get ripped off? and whats a overnight?
a girl told me 900 for overnight but seems way too fucking high
tips?

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Kill yourself Sup Forums trash. You have no value to your life

Don't do overnight, don't do outcall and especially don't do outcall overnight

i rather book a room in a discreet place then show up publicly to their "brothel"
so outcall seems the better option, but why not?

Even if you book a hotel or whatever you are leaving a trail for them to have something to do with your life. Plus is more expensive

y?

What do you mean leave a trail to have something to do with your life?

Obviously I know what you mean, but why would that be a concern? Do hookers regularly try and fuck people over?

Outcall leaves more of a trail that leads back to you. It is also more expensive. Hookers are not the kind of girls you want to hang around with outside of sex.

There are only a handful of personalities in sex workers and none of them are very appealing.

go fuck a whore

Not regularly but it does happen. You don't want to leave yourself open. Oh and as a rule don't fuck the same one again

what kind of personalities?

Plus they are more likely to be murdered. I was looking up a hooker a few years ago. Was gonna go see her, ended up finding a slightly better one. Few days later wound up dead. Came out about a month later her bf actually did have a problem with her hooking. You better believe the cops interviewed every client

Dumb but nice. Smartish but a manipulative cunt with chip on her shoulder and dumb but thinks they are Machiavellian

sauce on pic? or even better: names?
cheers lad

But yeah, whatever you do with them be respectful, pay what's due, don't tell them about yourself and don't let them make decisions for you

second this

Not in my experience but if you pick up a proper cheap skank and you look like you might have some proper cash or an easy ark then they might try some shit, yeah.
Go classy, pay what they ask and tip if you can afford it. A happy hooker is a productive hooker.
I've only ever got one once because she was my ideal looking woman and I wasn;t going to miss out on a genuine 10/10, I paid for a good few hours, she stayed about an hour longer than she was paid for because I was apparently a lot nicer than her regulars (which is scary because I'm not considered a nice guy in general) and wasn't stingy or try to haggle (apparently that's a thing?) and I tipped her well for a job well done.
I doubt I'd ever do it again but overall, if you don't get a skank and aren't cheap, you'll probably have a great time.

'Ello, I herd ye be neadin' some advice on how to pick up onna these workin' lasses without getting locked away in the ol' slammer. First, ya gunna need some condoms lad, preferably sheepskin, but boarskin or an old gym sock 'ol do ya just fine. Nexy, ye be needin' some vasoline. Serves a dual purpose, wets the 'ol sheepskin cock if ya clear, lubes ya arsehole if ya thrown in the slammer 'n get buggered by 'ol Angus. Lad really likes to anally annihilate the young bloods in the cell. Then what? Well, ya gunna need some self respect, 'cuz hookers like a lad with some swagger, but who 'm I kiddin', ya don't 'ave any a that or else ya wouldn't be on these workin' girls, so ya gunna need some chloroform. Yes lad, it'll come to this. Can't drop the 'ol spaghetti when ya talk to her if she's passed out. This is the point where your gunna need to drag her in ya van, and have your boy bennington keep watch for the bobbies. Hopefully your van has good suspention, cuz she's gunna be rockin' with all the passed out cat yer gunna 'ave. Once ya done havin' a go, drop 'er off on a street corner, speed off and god save the queen.

it happens enough that you don't wanna show up only to find tyrone instead of stacy. less of a problem the more high class the escort but don't make yourself an obvious victim. wallet, car keys and other valuable shit don't come with you to the meet

What if I'm into black guys though?

What about Midwest U.S.