>In 2009, Boucher and her then-boyfriend from Tennessee constructed a 20-foot houseboat, named the "Velvet Glove Cast in Iron," with the intention to sail it down the Mississippi River from Minneapolis to New Orleans. The cargo included chickens, a typewriter, 20 pounds of potatoes and a gifted copy of Mark Twain's The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Unfortunately for Grimes and her companion, the chickens caught eastern equine encephalitis virus and perished soon into the trip.Boucher and her companion adopted the names "Varuschka" and "Zelda Xox" for the trip. Due to engine trouble and subsequent harassment from the Minnesota police, the journey was cut short and the houseboat and chickens were impounded. Their diet consisted of mainly potatoes.
Probably the most pretentious shit I've ever heard in my life.
It's literally already a Portlandia sketch. There's not much more they could do to satirize it.
James Green
My sides
Asher Nguyen
>Velvet Glove Cast in Iron
That's the name of a really, truly awful graphic novel.
It is exceptionally pretentious.
I am not surprised.
Parker Roberts
Wonder why that relationship didn't work
Kayden Rogers
>no pimple >no mustache unironically looks better
Noah Scott
imagine the stench
Jason Butler
ugh that dude needs to kick his own ass
Parker Ortiz
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Jonathan Hall
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Adam Reyes
DELET AT ONCE!
I'm no longer poor.
Logan Clark
...
Carter Lee
Great idea, doing woodwork and construction in a fucking sleeveless fur coat you fucking faggot.
Nicholas Martinez
Typical grimes, letting the patriarchy due all the work while she sits back posing in ridiculous clothing.
Cooper Jones
They look terrible
Christopher Gray
She's a woman, what do you expect her to do, hard work?
Andrew Collins
"A former goth kid from Vancouver, Claire originally moved to Montreal to study Russian literature at McGill University, before switching to the neuroscience course."
I don't buy her bullshit lies.
Leo Reyes
>former biggest lie there
Brayden Reyes
>when you date a gutter punk and end up trapped on his houseboat forced to listen to ghost mice and his rants against the police
Cameron Roberts
Grimes is too pure for this world it saddens me how warped her mind and appearence becomes this slav princess is being brought into the muck by jewish propaganda the jesus killers
I really saddens me how do I help her?
Gabriel Price
I don't want either of them to be alive
Ayden Rivera
would love to cum on her little mustache
Ayden Diaz
This is the most pretentious bullshit I've read in my life and I'm not exaggerating
Colton Sanders
Holy shit the unsufferable aura is too strong how does she defend this?
Kayden Roberts
lmao she's just kind of cute dude. At least be obsessed with bjork if you're gonna be crazy as fuck about it
Easton Hernandez
>a trip down is the most pretentious bullshit I've read in my life and I'm not exaggerating are you literally 5 y.o.?
John Bailey
The houseboat trip wasn't the offensive part. Did you even read it?
Thomas Parker
We have to do it.
We have to do it, brother.
We have to red-pill Grimes.
Andrew Bailey
She is already red pilled, just a sleeper agent.
Bentley Martin
She wouldn't be taking the jews posion to block her brain from true spirituality and experience under gods light and plan for her
Samuel Allen
I mean seriously, I understand the Bjork, Carly, Charli and Taylor stans, but Grimes wtf
Nolan Reyes
>what the FUCK are you doing, old chap?
Samuel Morgan
Maybe she's trying to develop an immunity to (((their))) tricks?
Godspeed you! Slav Princess
Juan Hernandez
Grimes is slavic royalaty who can trace her lineage down to peter the great shes a symbol for whites prowess and creativity shes truly a special person
Jacob Morgan
she was extremely edgy untill ~2012, consuming all sort of crappy grotesque media. So all her character formation period she was more affected by skullfucking than sjw nonsense.
Elijah Ross
Its not to late there is some truth still eeking out through the cracks hopefully she takes heed and gos back to gods flock. People either come back from the directionless path or they get swallowed by the snake
Leo Bennett
The true barometer is how she feels about islam and iys compatability with the west
Imagine the same sound but sober and meditating to our great shepard and clean living and maybe a detox of all the impurities where exposed to in the water and food we eat
Hunter Cruz
Bump
Thomas Williams
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Cameron Hall
Why is she dressed like an autistic Babushka?
Ryan Perry
Its traditional dress of the slavs
Hudson Scott
she is really cute in that
Hudson Young
Retards
Xavier Campbell
All aboard the S.S. Numale
Angel Howard
>not boarding S.S. Claire
Jordan Green
>The Daily Swarm: When did you first get the idea to go the Mississippi in a houseboat? What did you learn from the experience? And what was your first clue that said boat wasn’t going to make it to New Orleans? >Grimes: Nothing you’ve read about that story online is true. There was no Huck Finn crap: I was trying to live on a boat because I was interested in alternative ways of living, and I didn’t like paying rent. It’s legal to live on a boat as long as you use an anchor and aren’t tied to shore. I had a full boating license, the boat was insured and licensed, my friend was a mechanic, and everything was in full working condition. The police attacked us at five in the morning, smashed the windows and told us they didn’t give a shit about our safety. They were just going to fuck us over because they “Didn’t like the way we looked.” So no, I was not planning to sail to New Orleans, because I’m not an idiot. I’ve been operating heavy machinery, including boats, since I was five years old. thedailyswarm.com/swarm/firsts-grimes/
Jacob Lewis
So rambo was based on a true story.
Henry Long
All autist haters ITT btfo!
Aiden Gomez
this crust punk piece of shit fucked her asshole inside out and you will never even touch her
Aiden Evans
thank fuck someone does it so i wont have to
Isaac Gray
Ew
Lucas Taylor
>act like pretentious retards >get called out >"none of that is true!!!" Nice try Claire, but that whole shtick reeks of you
Blake Nguyen
...reading comprehension, mate?
William Ortiz
She is pretentious for sure, basically just riding the Cyndi Lauper/Bjork train into the ground. Seems very narcissistic as well from all the photoshoots she does.
>She recalls one specific concert she attended by one of her favourite bands, Animal Collective, saying, "I suffered permanent hearing loss from that show! I was high on drugs and pressed my ears on the speakers and so the next day I couldn't hear for nearly two days, and I get really sharp pain in my ears now."
