What's the consensus on this?
What's the consensus on this?
its the most comedic of the series. This is my contribution to the thread
>Dumbledore's gay
>Hermonie is black
>Snape is the epitome of cuckoldry
>the ministry of magic is utter useless
utter shite m8
snape killed dumbeldore there no mystery anymore
On its own? Alright I guess.
Compared to the book? Dogshit.
I really liked it. The sense of melancholy and foreboding mixed with the lighthearted scenes made it really interesting.
Also lots of Luna which is a good thing.
one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Don't care for it much at all.
Was comfy at first but that stopped around Prisoners and then it had nothing going for it.
Also can't stand Luna as one of those "lel so quirky" characters that every stupid girl and her grandmother "relates" to because "lol I'm so quirky and weird too!!!1!!"
I'll clonker yer bonkers mate if you talk shite about Luna again.
You know, it's not even Luna, it's just her fans
Because she's the only girl in the whole show with a distinct personality and real depth?
>tfw Potter threads are the only general threads I post in
The films are just so comfy and some are even really good POA and OOTP to be exact are my go to Potter flicks.
to be fair that one black chick who the ginger Weasley brother was into was pretty hot.
One of my favorite background girls her and that hot Slythrin chick Malfoy hung around.
is this just one person in every thread or different people?
I can never tell...
Pansy Parkinson. She was cute when she was young but turned into a total slag in the later ones.
I know it's been said in every thread, but would you guys have done some stealthy rape spells on girls?
It seems like getting laid would be very easy in that world and that school is full of fucking prime qt ass.
I mean I would use the mischief map and invisible cloak to just sneak into girl dorms all the fucking time.
Too much effort and the consequences are too severe. Just get some strands of hair and draw straws for who gets to be the polyjuice potion fuck toy for the night.
not only that but fucking Harry Potter was the Chad of the school and every girl wanted that chosen dick.
maybe not the Slytherin girls but damn, he could have ravaged some prome Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff booty.
The most underrated in the series and easily the best looking out of them all. The cinematography is very kino
I think it's this one but that chase/capture fight scene outside of the ginger house in the fields was fucking great.
LUNA IS CUTE
CUUUUUUUUUUUTE
Didn't know "lol so randum" made for depth, but okay.
also people shit on Tarzan but I think David Yates is really good, could even be on Nolan level good if he got the right script and right actors.
A film with Gary Oldman in it would be pretty kino indeed.
Except she's not. She's naive and trusting and one of the few people who just sees the good in everyone. She's also interesting because she's the only person in the magical world who is willing to believe that anything is possible.
>That scene in the book at Luna's house
>Harry looks into her room and sees pictures of all of them surrounded by the word "friends" repeating over and over
>mfw
The books are super fucking long but there are scenes that would have been great in the films.
>magic hospital where we see Nevil's parents
>scene where Harry asks that ghost if Sirius can come back as a ghost
etc.
>That scene in the book at Luna's house
So irrelevant to the movies, then.
I really hate how much they cut out of Neville as a whole. Especially considering how they tried to bring him back as the ultimate bad ass in the end.
I just wanted to see that scene at the magic hospital because fucking everything is in the goddamn castle or that small village outside of it for most of the films.
Magic hospital would have been interesting to see and seeing Neville's fucked up parents would have been a good feels moment.
Completely agree, and cost shouldn't have been an issue since there are several scenes that needed to be shot there.
I think they just cut it out because of timing, which is stupid because it's one of the best scenes in that whole 500 some paged book.
Alot of the movies were designed purely with "you read the books anyway so we don't need to actually explain much" in mind.
Probably why they didn't feel the need to develop Neville. "You already read the books so you already know all about this." Makes me wonder what the exact point of the movies are.
Its pure fucking kino like the one after it
Pansy is the best non main girl and shame we spent so much goddamn time in Gryffindor because I think Slytherin and Hufflepuff probably had the most girls in it.
This is what she turned into.
What the fuck went wrong?
Agreed
Only slav pedoa like odran disagree
Film adaptions should be nothing like the books or everything like them.
Which is why I still think a show would have been better, they could have added more contact each year could be a season instead of a film.
Bookfags can suck my dick btw
Different mediums. And the films are standalone or complementary. Films 5-7 are better than books 5-7 so much fat was properly cut
still pretty qt would bang up the butt and do ass to mouth with
Tv shows suck, they were great and we are never getting better.
>the films are standalone or complementary
Handicapped and insulting, more like
I love the movies and got bored with the books when I was a kid.
Still think show would have been better though.
>bookfag
>literalfag
Ok
Don't say that shit or he'll start spamming cuck shit dude
Don't need to be a bookfag to recognize poor quality
Tv shows are complete garbage look at game of thrones. The films had four different directors and six cinematographers. They all feel different I enjoy the progression
well fuck it...someone post that Biggie Smalls pic of him saying black could be anywhere.
I love them too bro but if you want bookfags to be happy a show is a better medium for a long series. I still just want that goddamn magic hospital scene, made no sense cutting it out.
WB has ruined DC with their shit but can FB still be saved?
If anything I want the 40+ minutes they cut from ootp. Specifically I want to the brain scene because they filmed it and I think the film is paced well
They could have cut down so many other scenes so they could fit in the proper battle at the ministry
>Psychic brains
>Exploding planets
>People getting fucked by Time turners
So much cool shit.
They will be saved when they bring back the trio in five years for proper sequels. WB just annonced Cursed Child is only a play and will not be a movie
>Dumbledore's gay
He likes having 12 inch big black wand up his ass
probably got BLACKED by that one ministry nigger
Is Fantastic Beasts it for the Potter universe?
I like the idea of being in 1920's America, but goddamn stretch that over three movies? No thanks.
I would rather have a movie about their kids and them all grown up instead.
Snape died so having to replace Rickman wouldn't be a problem.
also..
>Snape dies
>Rickman dies a few years after the films end
fucking eerie if you ask me...
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great threads over muggles
also is that fucking real CP or shopped?
Eh, at least it wasn't the third movie.
mods
Do people unironically like Harry Potter?
Dumbledore being gay and black Hermione would have be fine if it was in the original books and JK hadn't retconed this in 10 years later just to earn SJW brownies points
Go fuck yourself contrarian.
just loosers that want to cry about sjws and tumblr women children
to be fair Hermione had long curly hair which is more suited for a black girl.
and a black Hermione would have been qt if they got the right actress.
They could do sequels scripted by JK herself or anyone else if they wanted. She's writing Fantastic Beasts I have no idea how it will be, but idc about America. Some of the recent pics look cool of the creatures.
WB said FB will be like Goblet of Fire sort of in tone? Which makes no sense because Yates is directing although the material for his potters was much more dark than the first four.
All I know is Yates directed the hell out of the scripts he was given for potter.
I think Yates is over all better for Potter than Alfonso was.
I loved Prisoner don't get me wrong but his movies are fucking kino.
JK just says "yes" to every inane fucking question she's asked on twitter
social media was a mistake
>to be fair Hermione had long curly hair which is more suited for a black girl.
To be fair, she was written white and white girls have curly hair too. Retconning a character years later is fucking retarded.
Why the fuck would their be actual cp of Emma Watson? Out of all the terrible actresses around she's probably the only one that didn't have to sit on some j*** lap.
She's smart in that she knows the liberal controlled media would eat her alive if she did anything but agree with the "progressives" that push this shit.
>don't like a generic plot with shit actors/dialogue with the only decent thing being the world building
>it must be a Sup Forumsack guise
Just the first one and the third. The rest are pretty much forgotten(as they should be[especially the last 2])
now Potter threads are ruined by Sup Forums?
Fucking just can't get away from this shit.
Also Trump as a muggle or as a Slytherin full blood minister?
I think Alfonso was perfect for azkaban. Because it was the black swan of the franchise anyways. There's things he did better than Cuaron and his slow approach improved the acting even moreso. I'm glad you think so about Yates I really agree, people trash him all the time. His films are fantastic all around. Straight kino. I appreciate them more everytime I watch them.
>black
>qt
You mean mulatto? I haven't seen a good looking pure black yet.
Best book in the series. Best movie in the series. Prisoner of Azkaban was also pretty damn comfy.
They are ruined by shit all the time.
Also unrelated emma is great actress.
mulatto mostly but some full blood black girls are super qt if they have the right body frame and straight or really curly hair. Just saying...
More hbp love nice
Also the defense against the dark arts professor, gilderoy lockheart, is there.
Let's see
>hack rowling
>hack kloves
>hack yates
>warner brothers under the current chairman and not alan horn
>only green lit in case the superhero universe falls flat on its face
>modern warner brothers
>cursed child only praised for set
yyiikes
an example for Potter related would be the black chick that the ginger brother was hitting on in GOF.
best hp movie imo
Kek KEK
Hp is goat ensemble. Lotrfags pls don't bother replying.
order of the phoenix was the best of the later harry movies
LOOK MOMMY I LIKE A MOVIE FROM A BOOK WRITTEN BY A RETARD BECAUSE KOOL KIDZ LIKED IT LOL XD WEW I AM A KOOL KID NOW AND I WILL GET A GF DESPITE THE FACT THAT I AM AN AUTIST JUST BECAUSE I LIKE POTTER OMG HE IS SO LIKE ME I WANT TO HAVE A SCAR LIKE HIM TO REPRESENT HOW MY FAMILY HATES ME IT'S LIKE SO DEEP. WELP, SEE YOU SOON' I AM GONNA FAP TO MY CHINESE CARTOONS.
>>it must be a Sup Forumsack guise
No its Sup Forums
Only those plebs could like HP in the first
Yates is great but I dont think kloves is even involved. Yates did direct the shit out of Kloves scripts. Same editor as hp 5-8 mark day.
Its up there for me I can't pick imo but its in a threeway top3 tie
Tell me more.
Nah its underrated as fuck but they get even better. They are just different. Six is more gothic. If you like ootp you should like the others a lot Yates directing is better
my nigga
Do people not like HBP? What's the fandom consensus on HBP and what's the best HP book/movie in general?
Harry Potter is shit.
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OMG EMMA IS SO FUCKING CUTE DESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE HAVE A NORMAL FACE AND A SKELLY BODY, I LOVE STRONG WOMEN WHO SUPPORT FEMINISM SHE WILL LEAVE THE CHAD SHE IS DATING TO DATE ME. ROWLING REALLY MAKES ME THINK ABOUT RAYCISMM AND GEYS I WILL GO TO A BLM PROTEST WITH MY MOM'S SON AND MY BROTHER. HE GETS ALL THE PRESENTS IN XMAS (FUCK SAYING MERRY CHRISTMASS) AND THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I AM WHITE.
These are terrible grids
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LOOK I ALWAYS WATCH TV AND ROTTEN TOMATOES THAT ISN'T OWNED BY DISNEY TO TELL ME WHAT TO LIKE AND I LIKE HARRY FREAKING POTTER.
I have no idea why that bacon and toast looks so fucking good but I want to devour it every time I see it.
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