Why should i even care what idiots at cracked think? Clicking that shit is only giving them profits.
Nicholas Hughes
Why do you care its all normie shit anyway.
Mason Price
I thought this was a buzzfeed add, holy shit. Cracked is not even attempting to hide it anymore.
Leo Brooks
Cracked used to be genuinely entertaining and interesting.
Now it's literally Buzzfeed-tier clickbait. And the funniest thing about it is that it's all white knighting nu-males. Look at the guy's Twitter account; he's a fucking self-hating white guy. He even retweeted one of Elizabeth Warren's "anti-Trump roasts."
Brandon Adams
Whats lame with any of those things?
Cooper Richardson
cracked.com is the worst. They wanted me to write for them but they're literally the biggest pack of faggots ever. JF Sargent is the embodiment of the numale stereotype. Nigger thinks he's a pro writer but has to sell his clothes on facebook for food money.
Adam Adams
I miss Seanbaby's writing, but I'm glad he doesn't really write for them anymore.
Bentley Evans
>tfw no more Seanbaby
Brody Thomas
all of them sounds fun especially roadtrips desu senpai
Robert Hall
You know what white hobby confuses shitskins? Reading.
Bentley Torres
>Get on social media and protest this shit.
Yeah. Let's be butthurt about it so we get the attention of people who don't even know what that shit site is and the flock there to give them views.
>implying you're not the dude who wrote the article
Tyler Gomez
sour grapes, because niggers don't get enough govt money to do any of them
Angel Howard
>Testing your limits in nature is boring >Creating things because you CAN is dumb >The writter is a cuck from Miami whos handle is "limpl0uie" >"Wahhhh, white people." This is why libs accomplish nothing
Carter Ward
>Remember when the site used to be good? Not really.
Robert Fisher
you have to go way back to find a time when cracked was just clickbait and not cancerous sjw clickbait
Hunter Perry
It only turned to shit in 2014, around the time of Gamergate.
I don't even think anyone goes there anymore. It's not even like Buzzfeed which just makes money off of normies; I'm pretty sure it's a business that's legitimately tanking due to clickbait.
Julian Foster
How did you even get approached for them? My brother used to write some articles for them back in the early 00s.
Hunter Phillips
Whoever wrote that sounds salty AF. First of all, what is white about board games? Pretty sure everyone likes those. Coworker (black guys) organize a fucking board game tournament. As for droning, it's basically RC cars in the air. No need to worry about airplanes constantly moving and crashing because you can't into aerodynamics, so of course it's popular. Not really sure what they think black people enjoy if they don't enjoy those things. The rest of those things are things I've only ever seen on american tv so I can't really say if they are real one way or the other.
Samuel Stewart
>2014 People having been complaining about how shit cracked is for a lot longer than 2 years. Even before gamergate they had their stupid articles about women this and men that.
Kayden Kelly
Death to all white americans. They're all shit. Not only are they the most basic of bitches, but they're responsible for most of the problems in the world today. They're especially responsible for all the SJW and whiny fudd problems that they incessantly complain about.
Samuel Morgan
I was already in the comedy field and free lance writing for some sites. Some ultra social justice cunt (who was a shitty lay) invited me to some speech JF Sargent was giving on writing for cracked.com
Typical numale shit, no concept of anything, doing what the mods/owners wanted for content blah blah blah. Looked at me like I was insane when I asked how the money worked. Then asked me afterwards to become a contributor. I don't do work for free faggot. Especially for some cocksucking MAD Magazine turned utterly directionless internet bullshit.
William Smith
Fuck, they must really be strugling. This article is just a lengthy tumblr post. The quality is the exact same. Shilling your content on pol through an archive link, with this quality?
Julian Miller
I used to read it for things like "5 Things You Never Knew X Could Do" but now it's shit like "5 Things I didn't know about being a transsexual coalmining refugee"
Noah Turner
>americans unironically getting mad at clickbait why are americans such unrepentant dogshit?
Nathaniel Moore
>cracked.com >good
That's a loooong time ago. Report them to the FBI for racist hate speech. That'll be fun to watch them whine about.
Jeremiah Thompson
I actually wrote this a few hours ago in response to this article.
I literally only have the one post on this blog. I made it specifically because of this cracked article.
Thomas Thomas
Of course being curious and adventurous and trying new things would confuse non-whites.
That's why white people live in the most prosperous nations in the existence of mankind and non-whites as a whole live in uninspired nations if not straight up squalor.
Matthew Roberts
>Report them to the FBI for racist hate speech. That'll be fun to watch them whine about.
Eurocucks are so cucked that they don't realize that isn't a thing in the USA.
Isaac Wood
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Cooper Davis
Creating and writing a blog article about something you don't like is probably the most sissy, beta nu-male thing you could possibly do.
Eli Thomas
That writer is fucking bitter, its like he is jealous of white people for being able to travel and have hobbies. Things like woodworking, trekking or road trips are not lame, you fucking weeb faggot
Jordan Rivera
Ha, joke's on you, I have a fetish for sissies
Justin Flores
When will someone write an article about ten hobbies of niggers, which include thievery and chimping out. Title it: 10 hobbies niggers love for some reason.
Robert Miller
are you fags triggered by some racism? go back to readdit or whatever safe space you have
Aaron Howard
MAD magazine was the joke rag for proud white men until they sold out and put ads in.
John Walker
Do eet faggot.
Lucas Wright
without reading the article. let me guess: fat nerd is confused that other people like nature & sports? Cracked has been cancer for roughly three years now. I remember visiting the site daily five years ago :(
Jaxon Taylor
>home brewing sucks because my friends are terrible at it Legitimately the stupidest part of the article.
Cooper Wilson
No, we just don't like hypocritical SJWs who ruin everything.
Henry Williams
You fucking leaves, I swear. You motherfuckers are going to die in the very near future, all of you.
Any leaf fucks that are not completely compromised bolshevik pukes better take asylum in the US immediately
Nicholas Foster
>when JayZ looks at a winebottle he makes his own brand
ahh, of course, white people know nothing about making wine kangz have to show dumb whitey how to make whine
Brody Walker
It's not irritating when shitskins say this kind of shit. We just get irritated when some pasty white SJW spouts off at the mouth.
The problem is that we need to learn how to put them at the level of niggers instead of expecting them to know better.
Jordan Brooks
I miss MAD when it was at it's peak. It's so bad now. =(
Henry Torres
It's really like this.
Old-School Cracked: >Five Times We're Sure George Washington Got Help from Aliens >Seven Gaming Urban Legends that Turned Out to be True >Six Reasons Groundhogs are Secretly Terrifying
2013-2014 Cracked: >Seven Gaming Urban Legends that Turned Out to be True (Part 5) >Nine Everyday Inventions We All Use (That Were Actually Invented in Other Parts of the World) >Five Things Men Don't Realize Women Think About When You Hit on Them
Post Gamergate/Nu-Cracked: >Seven Things Men Need to Understand in 2016 >Six Reasons Transwomen are Secretly the Backbone of Nerd Culture >Seven Reasons the Battle for Gay Rights is Still Just Beginning
Owen Scott
>woodworking is not cool >drones aren't cool
What a faggot. I bet this guy's hobbies include doing Sudoku and remembering all 6000 characters of whatever inferior gook language he uses.
Kevin Howard
Haha white people suck for trying to see the world, have fun, and be self sufficient! Stupid racists!
Ethan Cox
you sure love it when you find some token black conservative who goes "fuck nigger fuck black culture accept me white folk" because you have no integrity and are highly upset at how your demographic has some mild jokes at its expense
Dylan Butler
Just burn already. Lol
Gabriel Sanders
You need to go back, Sharif
Brandon Torres
Oh, I thought they recruit people on the forums. My brother submitted articles because he loves researching shit.
Nolan Cooper
>Whittling Literally every race did this since ever.
>Woodworking It's a work. To some is a hobby.
The others are just too expensive or I never heard about.
Jaxon Walker
10 Reasons Why Sucking Cocks Doesn't Make You Gay
Chase Hill
Brief overview is
#9- lol only white people go mountain climbing
#8-Rich(read: white) people "upcycle" and pretend to be poor, instead of letting poor people dumpster dive.
#7-Glamping is stupid (to be fair, he's kind of right here, and surprisingly doesn't mention how only white people glamp, or imply only poor people do real camping).
#6-Only white people home-brew beer, and something about home-brewed beer is stupid, and so are people who do it.
#5- Only white people are pretentious enough to practice woodworking, and people will hate you for it if you do, for some reason.
#4 Only white people draw with adult coloring books, and something about some black dude making his own champagne brand.
#3 ROOOOAAAD TRIIIIIIP! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO! >I swear to god, that's the whole entire point. That's it.
#2 Only white people play board games
#1 Only white people use drones, because they're perverts.
Ryder Thompson
#1 should be swimming
Dylan Lewis
This. Glamping and adult colouring books are kind of weird, but the rest are perfectly fine hobbies.
Levi Ross
What is wrong with road trips?
Levi Smith
Thanks user. I realised there was an archive link in the OP and read it already.
Luis Roberts
Absolutely nothing.
Angel Thompson
Swimming is pretty racist but board games take the cake playing board games is basically sick white people reliving colonialism in their twisted imaginations, as the wise author pointed out
VIVA PUERTO RICO PENDEJOS!! AY AY AY *BANG* *BANG* MUERE GRINGO
Dylan Green
Don't ask me, ask Luis.
Joseph Long
Cracked never became anti-white They started letting users write more and more articles since it meant great money for cracked and they didn't even have to do anything past review it when it's finished. Unfortunately for them it got really popular do they have to do it constantly now and the few cucks that work for them have fallen in love with the narrative Sean-baby is still based
Justin Wilson
Mountain climbing is cool as fuck. So is woodworking and road trips. Board games are pretty damn fine too.
Sounds like what some butthurt lazy friendless nigger would write.
Easton Gonzalez
I read it all and it shocked me, there is more hatred in this article than in the whole 1st page of pol.
Jace Rodriguez
YOU ARE A WHITE MALE
John Campbell
Really, then why do they post anti-white articles?
Luis Prada writes tons of articles for them and has for years.
Also, Seanbaby doesn't really write for them anymore.
Hunter Richardson
Lol no, Cracked was trash long before the Quinn article.
Robert Wilson
You remember Mad in the 60's?
Alexander Price
in the current political climate, "mild jokes" about any other demographic will net you aggressive public brigading, death threats, and an end to whatever career you currently have. why is it ok to make "mild jokes" about whites but not about any other race?
Aaron Gomez
Pic implies that the cuck is the father. I don't like it
Tyler Johnson
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Ryder Miller
the cuck is indeed the father, naturally
Ayden Morris
perfection
Blake Ramirez
>american is this supposed to be surprising or something?
Carter Ortiz
They're archives, they don't get any hits from those links.
Thomas Moore
Nah, they were getting bad long before GamerGate. I dropped them like two years before GG started because of this shit. Look at some of the dates on these articles.
Dylan Jackson
HOW ARE THESE LAME? WTF
Adam Roberts
Here's some more.
Hunter Long
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Aiden Evans
He actually wrote an article relatively recently for them.