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Cyril Smith Edition

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I'm going to say hi to the first minority I see in this thread

poo poo, poo poooooo
poo for me? poo for you!

sup

hi minority here

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I'm a minority

>Sup Forums x has updated successfully
phew

>tfw the mangekyou sharingen will never awkenen within you
why even live.

BECAUSE MY SEX JUNK
IS SO OH OH OH
SO MUCH MORE THAN
EITHER- OR OR OR

Tell that hoe to come fuck a nigga who don't pay taxes

would ejaculate over her breasts

So how on earth is bettering yourself an arrogant term?

pee pee poo poo, haha anyone else miss that?

tits and boobs and tits and boobs. willies!

this is an office in the Netherlands
its called a "healing office" and is a popular style there

Why isn't she mine

hi

need a subby gf that listens to Coil
in the mood to spit in a girl's mouth and slap her silly

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what did you want to be when you were a kid?

looks fucking shite

what did they mean by this?
its the only thing worse than cubicles

because you just want to feel better than others and you shove lifting into everything

they only need healing cos im constantly battering the utter runtoids who work there

CHRIST what HAS happened to her? She was qt af

in a few more years when plastic surgery becomes common practice they'll start ID'ing us by our butthole prints

you'll regret posting it then

>it produces twats like you so yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=dxpRkMxTMAE

astronaut
>tfw dumb at maths

Off t'gym lads. Going to bench 80kg

Inb4 skelly

hmm... think I might buy a plant for my desk :3

Life is so peak

got called a total twat on reddit

No you've just made that up

Astronaut

oh my god mate we get it you're cripplingly insecure and cant bare to see people who look better than you
you can just not look you know, rather than insisting everyone be lazy

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pilot
realised its for tory billionaires with good links

she can't move on from the office
sad

just called someone a total twat on reddit

Favorite sport of late has been laughing at all the lefty shills here. Endless fun because they get triggered by facts, and there is no shortage of facts in the world. They repeat mantras like "FUCK WHITE PEOPLE," ignore you, but never confront you.

Couple this with the fact that they have discord chat Safespaces™ where they coordinate their attacks on Sup Forums communities and I'm in stitches. The icing on the cake? They do it for pennies a day (if not for FREE)

cubicles are comfy as heck, or small 'pods' with maybe 2 or 3 other like-minded people. I was contemplating suicide every time i had to walk past 30 normies in my old company.

EQG heads a bit too big, i'll persevere and have a wank to the miniscule amount of available stuff anyway

undeniable

*unlocks my phone*

please bum me

*whips out lighter*

nah
i don't want everyone to be lazy
but yeah everyone should have the same body. hopefully in the future that can be engineered
no ugly fatties and no gym cunts

Grim

Take advantage of bank switching fees - you'll make a fuckload more than you can on interest
that said do have some serious bank accounts that offer good benefits like cashback on contactless, insurance etc

invest a fixed amount of your income monthly in the following way -first and foremost never see this as wolf of wall street get rich quick, just see it as a way of banking but being able to at minimum beat inflation ruining your money- 50% into a bunch of say 4 bonds, 50% into one or two index funds. If you're more into markets and keeping up with the news, you might actually want to look at investing into individual stocks in which aim for 20 or 30, don't buy foreign stocks, buy stocks in companies you trust, don't believe hypes and don't buy during them, don't speculate, you need to be stalwart in terms of having good bottle against fluctuations (but knowing when you need to get out). One trick is selling your stock if the value falls before taxes are due and then paying less on capital gains then rebuying it cheaper (if you think its back up).

saving money: ticket splitting, property guardian, shoppin at lidl, aldi or ethnic grocers - look for 'deals' and vouchers but make sure they're worth it, taking advantage of mystery shoppin, cycling if possible, general good saving/spending principles. if your shit at saving but can avoid debt - not giving your p45 into a new job might work for you.

money for not even doing anything: signing up for experiments, doing stuff like counting ballots, mystery shopping/other myster stuff.

job stuff - always assume that you can get the highest wage on a job offer - usually it means they have that money earmarked for the position. always hunt for jobs even whilst you have one. getting educated definitely helps your employment prospect in white collar jobs, training probably does in blue collar ones - so take any opportunity if it aligns with your career path

brother just walked in while i was looking through a /gif/ thread
pretty sick of sharing a living space with him if i'm honest

>brown
hmmm

yea they can be but are still not great
Microsoft used to give every employee a private office like pic related or larger before switching to an open plan.

the worst thing about an open workspace is they sap your energy
like being in a railway concourse
having to be alert all the time because everyone else is alert
you'd be drained at the end of a day, working in a place like that

someone read this for me and tell me if it's worth reading

ta

got lots of /brit/ lifehacks

in several different categories:
being a cheapskate
being woke
academic success
how to make people like you
organising your shit together
monetary success
making gains in the gym

ask me and ill share what i've learnt

Icecream man

>but yeah everyone should have the same body
there is literally no reason for this other than your insecurity
i don't lift for you mate, i don't care about trying to be better than you. Nobody does.

You in all those chastity/cd threads haha

genuinely have zero ambition in life, no energy or desires. just want to lay in bed forever.

once had my housemate walk in while I was browsing /brit/, walk up to my bed, stare at me and then walk out without saying anything
dozy bint was sleepwalking

used to be like this but my only motivation was vidya

youtube.com/watch?v=guXW_RxMHmg

sounds like depression, la.
same here.

Ah yes, let's go for coffee

*has to shit after 15 minutes*

hmmmm

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>i don't care about trying to be better than you
but that's exactly why so many people lift
where do you think "DYEL" came from?

anime

>blur
Move on mate

almost
only the thumbnails were visible though so i'm not sure whether he could discern what was happening

As a leftie I can confirm I absolutely LOATHE facts. Whenever someone in /brit/ links me one of Lynn's craniometric studies on mean negroid cortex volumes I work myself into a furor for DAYS.

>your ninja prodigy brother will never murder your family for the good of your village sending you on a quest for revenge that will change the landscape of the ninja world for ever more

for goodness sake

just be happy mate ahah :)

332
going to stop replying to you now
if you're so insecure, do something about it. Be better.
Otherwise fuck off and stop trying to drag other people down

I've wanked to weirder stuff

nonce

she looks super qt what are you on

Why does it bother you so much mate? I don't even lift but if someone whos "lifting out of insecurity" makes you insecure then how are you better than them?

I don't even enjoy games any more. I just get bored and annoyed when I play.
Been on medication for a year and I don't feel much better. Still feel utterly hopeless for the future and have no desire to do anything.

stop cringeposting

4422

she looks like old milk you bizarro nonce

She looks 40

>used to be bicurious, mostly interested in women and also a little bit in men
>not completely if not entirely gay, haven't looked at straight porn probably for months, not aroused by women anymore
makes you think

it is

then medication doesnt sound like enough, try changing lifestyle and diet etc. They sound like small things but are important. Be sure to take regular exercise and eat healthily as it helps stimulate the production of neurotransmitters that you need

welcome to the office, just find a seat anywhere

it bothers me because i cannot stand arrogance and people sticking their nose in
i don't claim to be or want to be better than them

thinking of winter

Jim got another Jenna

>find a seat anywhere
the fuck. it's not a library

Never had someone even mention lifting weights to me irl. Fuck off yank

HAHAHAHAHAHA THE QUEEN IS DEAD

will be enjoying a thick juicy burger soon lads

I'm too lazy and clueless to eat a very healthy diet, i just eat whatever my mum makes. Barely have the energy to leave bed most days, never mind exercise regularly.

UTA lads

fuck off children

same. get depressed eating dinner in the daylight . it's unnatural

pics

shes alive and well, as god intends