TRUMP GENERAL - HABBO RAID EDITION

>Delegates Trump: 1,134
SGOPET: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

VOTER REGISTRATION DEADLINES
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/default.html
WA- 5/16 in-person
sos.wa.gov/elections/myvote/olvr.html
NJ- 5/17
state.nj.us/state/elections/voting-information.html
CALIFORNIA, S. DAKOTA- 5/23 registertovote.ca.gov/ cafortrump.com

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/events/

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Lynden, WA 5/7/16
youtube.com/watch?v=E20-Dm_j_Ac

INTERVIEWS
>Eric Trump on Watters’ World 5/14/16
youtube.com/watch?v=GdKn3zy1Hfw
>Katrina on CNN 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=vcOFaxyjkuE
>Trump on Fox & Friends 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=G_aOC5_seA8
>Trump on ABC & NBC 5/13/16
youtube.com/watch?v=pgEpB527hEU
>Eric Trump on Lou Dobbs 5/12/16
youtube.com/watch?v=IVmv6HBYYOI

ENTERTAINMENT
>Baked Alaska – MAGA Anthem!
twitter.com/bakedalaska/status/731637772964925444
>Judge Jeanine SLAMS Hillary
youtube.com/watch?v=mCQmtOeUMUU
>Who is John Miller?
youtube.com/watch?v=toruN-61dEU
>Jeb Bush Confronts Black Lives Matter!
youtube.com/watch?v=UFkjq4wmYwI
>Shapiro Throws Twitter Tantrum
youtube.com/watch?v=jilQ_31WquQ
>Hillary’s America – First Trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=r7e6gLht6OQ

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

TV/LIVESTREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams
pastebin.com/BxSqb0Sf

CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

WEBSITES
trumpgeneral.com
unitingfortrump.com/
rallyfortrump.com/

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=KOU2xI0n_7E
youtu.be/ekJBaRzegjo
correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
youtube.com/watch?v=UHjTtFkTz7k
secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?wCKOukb
youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMn646cv4
rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/
youtu.be/HdMxRkSd8lU?t=49m45s
youtube.com/watch?v=o5f1C-dEzYc
youtube.com/watch?v=JSTw0TCcFcY
twitter.com/AnonBabble

MOVEMENT

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

awoo~

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capcha: ISIS OXFORD

any trump kats?

youtube.com/watch?v=KOU2xI0n_7E

AWWWOOOOOoooo

MOVEMENT

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BRAND NEW BEST OF TRUMP
GET IT WHILE IT'S FRESH

youtu.be/ekJBaRzegjo

I have a Trump Rat...

I miss Caturday.

Threadly reminder that the shills are out in force.

Hilary is using an organization called Correct The Record for online shilling.

The current shilling campaign is called Barrier Breakers, and has as its stated goal:

>Correct The Record will invest more than $1 million into Barrier Breakers 2016 activities, including the more than tripling of its digital operation to engage in online messaging both for Secretary Clinton and to push back against attackers on social media platforms...

>correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/


They're pretty easy to spot, because they're really bad at their job.

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i dont understand how they keep pulling out people who know donald trump well.

They never say anything bad about him and refuse to give give the slightest impression that he is bad.

how can a man be so fucking awesome

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Getting really fucking pissed that there aren't any rallies scheduled. Trump makes me into a rally junkie and then leaves me hanging. This is fucked.

If I see that fucking POTUS one more time.

I can't wait til he's elected. I'm just imaging the front page of the Cuckingtonpost. Glorious.

Nice chain, nigger.

>nerds masturbating to anime thinking they can win this election
THE PRIESTHOOD WILL RISE AGAIN, DAHNALD

I also miss the catposter.

what's that?

some burger buy a maga hat and put it on eBay for like $50, ill buy it

Anyone have a structured cap?

Mwahahaha...

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DON'T FORGET
TO TAKE YOUR DON

youtube.com/watch?v=UHjTtFkTz7k

I miss the simpler times...

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secure.avaaz.org/en/deartrump/?wCKOukb
They don't check IP or email, just write [email protected] or something.

y u mad though
that happened a hhwhile ago

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>Cuckingtonpost

Yeah, the Cluckinghen Post is gonna go full retard when it happens.

Rallies are mostly boring unless you're there in person.

Trump wins:

>go to 'Merica on his new European citizenship, get a job, wait a while, get citizenship

Hillary wins:

>hop on the nearest boat, wait til she passes the amnesty bill, get citizenship

It's win-win at this point.

I've come to the conclusion that he a good, albeit flawed, human being.

He never attacks anyone unless they go after him first (see Cruz). He is very kind to reporters unless they ask a loaded question. He'll still troll them because he knows they're all being paid to make him fail.

>live near Seattle

God help me

Also holy fuck why is mail in voting not a thing everywhere?

I know that feel.

TRUMP TELLS IT
LIKE IT IS

youtube.com/watch?v=bwIMn646cv4

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DE DELEGAYTS DAHNALD

Hillary won't give you amnesty unless you're brown.

MAGA
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G
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guess whos winning

How would you know, slav? How many Trump rallies you been to in person?

He won't let mudslimes like you in so you better hope for Shillary

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don's hair looking the best I've ever seen it

DONALD.....NOTHING WILL STOP ME

rawstory.com/2016/02/neurologist-explains-why-its-hard-to-look-at-ted-cruzs-creepy-unsettling-face/

>Writing in Psychology Today, Cytowic noted that Cruz’s “atypical expressions” left him “uneasy,” and that he was not alone among people who have watched Cruz up-close and from afar.

>“Note how many colleagues and former associates ‘loathe’ him. A Bush alumnus told the New York Times’ Frank Bruni, ‘Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz? It just saves time.’ Former Senate Majority leader Bob Dole says, ‘Nobody likes him,’ while Rep. Peter King sees ‘malice.'” Cytowic wrote. “According to The Washington Post, screenwriter Craig Mazin, Cruz’s former Princeton roommate, has called him a ‘huge asshole,’ and ‘creepy.’ He’s Tweeted, ‘Getting emails blaming me for not smothering Ted Cruz in his sleep in 1988.’ The distaste for Cruz even extends beyond the US: Germans say Backpfeifengesicht, meaning a face in need of a good punch.”

>According to Cytowic, the distaste for Cruz’s face starts with his smile.

>“As a neurologist it is my business to notice things out of the ordinary and probe them,” he wrote. “Senator Cruz’s countenance doesn’t shift the way I expect typical faces to move. Human faces can’t help but broadcast what we feel, what we may be thinking, and even what we may intend.”

>“I have rarely, if ever, seen a conventional smile from Senator Cruz. In a natural smile the corners of the mouth go up; these muscles we can control voluntarily as well. But muscles circling the eyes are involuntary only; they make the eyes narrow, forming crow’s feet at the outside corners,” he continued. “No matter the emotional coloring of Senator Cruz’s outward rhetoric, his mouth typically tightens into the same straight line. If it deviates from this, the corners of his mouth bend down, not upwards.”

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Who says I'm not

You're shitposting is 10/10. Please never stop. The Sweden flag is icing on the cake.

Does anyone have an alternate version of pic related, where Trump is criticizing the bait?

requesting nigger awoo plox.

Never forget the last Cruz rally

Look at this ass from the Atlantic talking about trump on CNN

It's staring at you, user.

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Jesuschrist this one is amazing

If you're a paki Trump won't let you in so I assume you're not.

you can't make meme out of every post that goes "you can't do some thing to everything"

I'll devour your delegates, Mr. Cruz.

Inshallah, follower of the Religion of Peace.

there is too many people there for that to be a Cruz rally

I have a dream....

Philosopher Slavoj Žižek on Trump:

youtu.be/HdMxRkSd8lU?t=49m45s

49m 45s timestamp for mobilefags

Leftist philosopher says Trump is not so bad, that he is a liberal centrist deep down and all the crazy stuff is just a show to get right wing votes

Then he proceeds to say Ted Cruz is perhaps not even human LOL

Should add in that picture when the user took a shit in a jebs guac bowl

I don't have that one. Here's a rarer one I have tho

Is that what the song "Guyana Punch" is based on?

I knew there was something wrong with the rat

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youtube.com/watch?v=o5f1C-dEzYc

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>eating the patty separately

I fucking hate Zizek, holy shit he's such a charlatan and nobody sees it

It's a shame because he can BTFO leftists pretty well.

youtube.com/watch?v=JSTw0TCcFcY

Yeah

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Brand new? Says 4/21

Thank you, drawing Ted doing evil things is probably my favorite thing to do. I did make this for someone last night though.

Cruztown

Where all of the loyal butter worshippers lived.

any request? you'll notice I didn't really save shitskin ones cuz I don't like them

I had a weird vision in which Trump chose Santorum for VP, I don't even know why he'd pick him of all people.

How likely is this, like what would the odds be?

>Bitch about Trump's wall
>Lives in a house protected by a wall / fence

Some based Aussie did mine last night.

Who could win in an eating contest: the Mailman or Krispy Kreme? Are the two devourers destined to face each other in the GOP civil war?

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No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. Its a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

i bet the editors of the cuck post are having fun with it, too

He would sooner pick Bernie as his VP

I actually agree with you partly, he is a clown, but sometimes he's interesting and sometimes he has good insights... they are buried in a lot of shit but there are pearls of wisdom here and there

So did Trump apologize like that retard yesterday said he would or has he been firmly BTFO yet again?

I tried to do one once.

thanks

fucking zero, santorum endorsed marco rubio

Even if you don't like Joni, there is zero chance of Rick Santorum.

(But it's going to be Joni)

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Here's your (Leaf)