>drive drunk like a retard
>don't get arrested cause famous
>get cut from mediocre underperforming team
>get signed by the best team in the league
>win a ring
Drive drunk like a retard
Living the American dream.
you forgot
>don't do anything to win a ring
This.
ITS NOT FAIR
WE ARE IN THE WRONG TIMELINE
>this guy has a ring
>Larry Fitzgerald will retire without one
JUST
evidence that being an alcoholic will eventually help you move on to greener pastures...right?
He deserves it. He always wanted the big contract
>be a millionaire
Having your number retired is infinitely better than some tacky ass ring
>All these players that go to NE for one year, get a ring, and then leave.
Meh.
>Pat Tillman
>Marshall Goldberg
>Stan Mauldin
>J.V. Cain
>Larry Wilson
Wow, what an elite circle of legends.
>ringcuck """"""debate"""""""
>I'd rather have more participation trophies than championships
You're probably that faggot that goes on and on about parity
>he thinks a meme ring is a bigger honor than having your fucking jersey retired
Kys
>jersey retired on a franchise of fucking failure
Like being the greatest Indian. Hey your race is dead but we named an irrelevant state after your tribe and carved your face into a mountain no one will ever see.
I'm not even a Cards fan bro but you're just looking like a stupid asshole right now.
You should go to Sup Forums
And Larry should have gone to a better franchise
He for sure got arrested
>you should avoid getting your jersey retired on the 15% chance of getting a tacky ring
Jesus fucking ringcucks are retarded
Terrible analogy
Ring = team
League records solidify your name