Drive drunk like a retard

>drive drunk like a retard
>don't get arrested cause famous
>get cut from mediocre underperforming team
>get signed by the best team in the league
>win a ring

Living the American dream.

you forgot

>don't do anything to win a ring

This.

ITS NOT FAIR

WE ARE IN THE WRONG TIMELINE

>this guy has a ring
>Larry Fitzgerald will retire without one

JUST

evidence that being an alcoholic will eventually help you move on to greener pastures...right?

He deserves it. He always wanted the big contract

>be a millionaire

Having your number retired is infinitely better than some tacky ass ring

>All these players that go to NE for one year, get a ring, and then leave.

Meh.

>Pat Tillman
>Marshall Goldberg
>Stan Mauldin
>J.V. Cain
>Larry Wilson

Wow, what an elite circle of legends.

>ringcuck """"""debate"""""""

>I'd rather have more participation trophies than championships

You're probably that faggot that goes on and on about parity

>he thinks a meme ring is a bigger honor than having your fucking jersey retired
Kys

>jersey retired on a franchise of fucking failure

Like being the greatest Indian. Hey your race is dead but we named an irrelevant state after your tribe and carved your face into a mountain no one will ever see.

I'm not even a Cards fan bro but you're just looking like a stupid asshole right now.
You should go to Sup Forums

And Larry should have gone to a better franchise

He for sure got arrested

>you should avoid getting your jersey retired on the 15% chance of getting a tacky ring

Jesus fucking ringcucks are retarded

Terrible analogy

Ring = team
League records solidify your name