Im actually CEO of a very succesful electronics company. bet your life sucks

Im actually CEO of a very succesful electronics company. bet your life sucks

My life does suck. Does that make you feel better?

Cos that makes you a cunt.

Yeah, but can you suck your own cock?
Checkmate atheist

lol i surely earn more than you :D

You do. But you're still a cunt.

bet you dont even have a job xD

Or, y'know, you're lying. In which case you don't. And you're still a cunt.

jelousy is a beutiful thing lol

OP is always a faggot
Also...

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

So your say you can't suck your own cock?
That's what I thought

im a young entrepreneur with a bright future you have nothing lool

I wouldn't want to be a CEO who is so pathetic he needs to brag about it on Sup Forums.

But of course, there's a 99.9% chance you aren't CEO of shit.

I'm not jealous. I may be a prick. But I'm not a cunt.

Also, if you're a CEO of a successful electronics company, why do you type like a fucking 12 year old?

OP I bet you don't make more than me and you surely work twice as hard.

stop correcting other persons grammar when you cant type shit yourself

my monthly income is 100k easy

200k in a good month

My income comes with each deal I put together and I easily have you beat. Oh but I'm not bragging, twas you who started this thread.

lool last week i helped microsoft out, and i earned 2 million from the deal hahaha

Tits or GTFO

i have a rolex for each day. i only buy the mosk expensive items

also justin timb is my bro. and we share his money

>Im actually CEO of a very succesful electronics company

>xD
>lol
>lool

Seems legit.

No I'm happy. I work out at sea, happens to be my biggest passion.

>CEO
Cum Eating Orangutang

My life is awesome, I figured out being rich isn't important, being happy is.

Your life must not be that great if you're posting on Sup Forums for attention

Bet your friends are all fakes who only put up with you because you buy. You'll tell yourself it's OK, that you're successful and that's enough, but your loneliness will only get worse.

Hey dip fucking shit. It's orangutan. No G on the end, unlike your mom, who's got a G on BOTH her ends. Look that shit up, dumbfuck.

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My life would be great if it weren't for health issues which are generally out of my span of control.

>lol i surely earn more than you :D
I should think there are diminishing returns on the increase in quality of life after 60k/yr. Sure, I wouldn't mind another 40k/yr, but it wouldn't really change my life.

>The orangutans (also spelled orang-utan, orangutang, or orang-utang)
Suck a dick, fuckface

OP here, i got all of you good. stay mad.

I'm actually a gay pornstar, I suck for a living

>successful ceo
>posting on Sup Forums

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