Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Wonder why there's a stove in my bedroom

>gun
>center mass

Get her pregnant

Lament the fact that she doesn't have a cock.

I r gey OP Iz gayyfaggget die

>Wonder how I suddenly became trailer trash.

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Ask to see some of that phat ass

I give her the benis, is good

God damn.... you got more?

Have her turn around
Get on my knees
And worship her ass
Let's see her ass

of her?

Oh hell yes. She's fucking so fine

What happened last night OP? Did you ever come back and make a competition thread?

you wanna know her name?

Sure do
Competition thread? What are you talking about?

OP occasionally makes threads where he posts a bunch of babes similar to this one, and the goal is to see how long you can fap without blowing it

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Give her a blanket, she must be cold

Sounds pretty fun, but I doubt those other girls can be as hot as this one. Damn..

Some have said this is you know, a mildly enjoyable experience. you interested?

Definitely. When is that thread going to happen?

>mildly. It's one of the best faps you'll ever have
Good choice my man

>but I doubt those other girls can be as hot as this one.
what's that you say?
youtube.com/watch?v=yhp-Ox1Ok8r-Upo
how about now? you got the time?

Ask your mom to give me the Red Bull on the table.

mistyped link
youtube.com/watch?v=Ox1Ok8r-Upo

/Thread

I can if you give me like 20 minutes. I have to finish up some work really fast

Right now/soon works for me too

go fast if you want to seenaked :)

/thread

Oh I definitely do. Not more than the first girl though

Not ask questions, praise whatever supreme being gifted me with the moment, and then try not to fuck it up.

Let's do it

So...you walk up to her?

most fun you'll have all week

Waiting on you op!

so you like her?

>fap
>cum on her feet
>360
>walk away

Ask her to get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops.

You realise that 360 degrees is one full circle right?

OP is kill

i moved