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what the fuck is that?

Your wettest dream

of to a good start

nu-male

Heh. Guess which one went on to join Manson

rec me a good album

Vektor - Killing Technology

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Alpha assed glam, ya homo.

Don't forget to listen to TRVE metal

>I don't like band

>IT'S SO LE NU-MALE LOL LMAO XD

This is getting old

This version should be the final one.

Buzzkill

Hey I recorded this a while back, does it sound like shit?

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>What does /metal/ listen to when they're not listening to metal?

>AOR
>Military music
>Classical
>IDM
>Prog
>Video game music
>Anime music
>Synthwave
>Neofolk
>NU-MALES LEAVE THE HALL LOL

can't get any more autistic than that

It's ironic that people who berate nu-males are usually just as pathetic with society & women as the nu-males are

why are there two threads?

you fucking retarded faggots

Stop giving it (you)s then you retard.

Nu-males are very social, it's kind of the whole point, they're putty on the hands of a society that despises them, it was never implied otherwise.
Get your memes right.

ok, nu-males are somehow less pathetic than autistic keyboard warriors

t. nu male

/metal/? it's gay...

Why don't bands understand how much production matters besides just making everything sound as "clean" as possible?

it's like every album from the 90s just incidentally sounds that much better because they didn't have money for ear-cancer clean production

>90s
try 80s

next week I'm attempting a double bodyweight squat. Give me some tunes that aren't Bolt Thrower to hype me up

But user, speed power metal is waaaay better

Pretty much everything but Rap and R&B
(I just don't like nig culture)

>when galneryus covers an 80s rock tune you like

I dig

>hardcore punk
>synthwave
>pub rock
>funk rock
>pop rock
>alt rock
>blues rock
>country

I was summarising what the last thread generally said

and chocolate ice cream is better than a vanilla one, doesn't mean I won't eat vanilla.

death metal and black metal

Don't (you) me, faglord

The edge is strong here

> make power metal about anal sex
> rather than making power metal that sounds like being fucked from behind
Euros btfo
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>45% on M-A
why are redditors hating on this? are they bitter that based Jari has half a million in his pocket while they're fat neets living in their parents basement?

kek
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hey jari maybe if you spent less time shitposting on burmese ice rink forums and begging for crowdfunding you could focus on writing a riff

the real cringe is blackie numales thinking they're better than linkin park fans

43% now

Still better than being a power/glam shitter

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And when you look at music threads on Sup Forums you get nearly the same shit kek

Terrifyer by Pig Destroyer
Like being stabbed and shot at and yelled at all at the same time

BOOBS

>death/black label status
consistent reissues and releases by nwn, ibp, hh, invictus, etc

>glam label status
annihilated by fucking grunge

>2.5 from AMG

Jar is finished
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Despacito

Far more popular and successful than any metal song

Get all the hot bitches wet.

Even the dance for reggaeton involves grinding on hot bitches.

Where were you when all /metal/ got outed as nu male?

TITS

Honestly the lack of self-awareness in Sup Forums and /metal/ can be outstanding

Shoegaze, Jungle, Ambient

>modern classical
>electroacoustic
>noise
>psychedelic folk
>avant-garde jazz
>vaporwave
>experimental rock
>christian liturgical music

My current non-metal playlist of stuff I listen to. Can double check from the chart thread if you think I don't listen to metal based on a couple recs I gave.

Why isn't there a metal festival with a barbecue theme

Gwar-B-Q?

Vanilla>chocolate you fag

Monstrosity
Slaughter to Prevail
Sotajumala

savage

I like to plant my face in chocolate ice cream and pretend I'm eating out a nigger's asshole

also I love black metal
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new material when

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How is Kamelot with the non-Roy vocalist live?
Planning on catching a date of their spring '18 tour.

I'm more amazed some people are giving it almost perfect scores. In either case the review is biased. It's a mediocre album.

The tackiest cover award still goes to Time, but this is still awful generic garbage. Does the man have no taste?

The border reminds me of Summoning
t. replying to myself

but it is almost perfect

Everything but krautrock because its terrible.

Post funny metal related headlines

le funney xD

Haha jari wants to buy... Le SAUNA XDDDDD that stupid greedy kike llooool
Upvoted

Can anyone recommend some stuff along the lines of Waves of Erotasia/Sweet X-Rated Nothings/Twinaleblood era Pyogenesis?

Why is metal so gay?

t. Jari

Metal is manly
And the manliest thing you can do is fuck other men

wtf i love glam now

Will president trump bring back 80s metal?
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anyone knows which Slough Feg song is this?

but the relevant labels have been doing revival since 2010

Long live the 80s!
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still isn't in the mainstream, metal must dominate the music world like before!

shit thread

underground is the only thing that matters because that's where the people that actually listen to the music and keep the scenes alive are. popularization is anthithetical to a subculture surviving in any meaningful capacity

>like before
It never dominated it though. Synthpop/electropop were wildly more popular in the 80s. Michael Jackson and Madonna alone sold more than all 80s big name bands put together.

I'm glad it brought you good laughs, lad

Why are Slough Feg so terrible live

The fuck is AOR

Melodic hard rock (like boston or journey)

take average dadrock and somehow make it a few degrees worse

Can i post AOR here?

Part of the charm on their albums is that the playing is kind of sloppy and swingy, but that doesn't translate well live. I feel like they don't do it on purpose, they're just kind of mediocre musicians.

only if it features Bjorn "speed" Strid

I remember getting this compilation of folk/viking bands like 10+ years ago

it actually has some really good songs

1. Adorned Brood - Welcome Our Friends
2. Agalloch - I Am The Wooden Doors
3. Amon Amarth - Siegreicher March (Victorious March)
4. Arathorn - Die Hymne Des Winters Zorn
5. Arkona - Na Svarogovoi Doroge
6. Asmegin - Blodhevn
7. Woods Of Ypres - Outro The End Of August
8. Bathory - One Rode To Asa Bay
9. Borknagar - The Weight Of The Wind
10. Doomsword - Heathen Assault
11. Einherjer - Draconian Umpire
12. Wintersun - Beautiful Death
13. Ulver - Hiertets Vee
14. Turisas - Among Ancestors
15. Thyrfing - Sweoland Conqueror
16. Summoning - Land Of The Dead
17. Vintersorg - Svaltvinter
18. Satyricon - The Dark Castle In The Deep
19. Moonsorrow - Sankarihauta
20. Suidakra - Pendragon's Fall
21. Stormlord - Age Of The Dragon
22. Karl Sanders - Whence No Traveler Returns
23. Elvenking - White Willow
24. Empyrium - Dying Brokenhearted
25. Finntroll - Trollhammaren
26. Ensiferum - Battle Song
27. Enslaved - Heimdallr
28. Equilibrium - Wingthor's Hammer
29. Falkenbach - Heathen Foray
30. Haggard - Al' Inzio La Morte

1. Skyclad - The Song Of No Involvement
2. Cruachan - Exiles
3. Bloodaxe - Drowning In Mimir's Well
4. Folkearth - Wolfsong
5. Skyforger - Saullekts Par Sveto Mezu
6. Primordial - Here I Am King
7. Windir - The Blacksmith And The Troll Of Lundamyri
8. The Lord Weird Slough Feg - Hiberno Latin Invasion
9. Manegarm - Ravenous
10. Otyg - Septembersang
11. Waylander - With Veins Afire
12. Unleashed - Countess Bathory
13. Avathar - A Tale Of A Thousand Tears
14. Tyr - Dreams
15. Storm - Oppi Fjellet
16. Glittertind - Sonner Av Norge
17. Mithotyn - Under The Banner
18. Nokturnal Mortum - Cryin Of Ukraine
19. Valkyria - Akallan Till Faderna
20. Hantaoma - Maluros

who gives a shit

>LARPing in the woods

only death israel

death metal is a jewish plot

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w-what?

cradle of um filth are my favorite black metal bands ever.

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Honestly though, is Industrial metal literally made for germanic languages? No other language can match this power