>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do?
>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Donald Trump standing there
Wat do?
>Wat do?
Tell him to get out. I don't have a pussy for him to grab and my bedroom is a thin-skinned, egotistical moron-free zone
take his picture in my room and then extort some money in lieu of accusing him of molesting me.
Shake his hand, hug him, put him as a contact in my phone, sit down, and have a long 3-hour conversation with this great man.
is this what Sup Forums has become, im dissappoint
>stumble over your words and make him a shit dinner on paper plates
FTFY
Why hello there. Could you please work on not screwing up the passage of upcoming pro-gun legislation and maybe hint at a desire to kill the Hughes amendment and take SBRs, AOWs, and SBSs off the NFA? Thanks champ.
beat the shit out of the old man
FAKE PICTURES. FAKE user. SAD
Rape him
>Wat do?
Tell the Russian whores to get out and ask him to stop pissing on my sheets
Ask him what the mission is and who I need to kill...
get down on my knees and suck the glorious god-emperor's cock dry, just as any good patriotic american would do
Get on my knees and tell him to fire me.
Make sure you keep your lips close together
raep
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Shoot him. Fucking trespasser.
Grab him by the pussy.
tell him about meme magic and kek
You couldn't even get your arms around that giant pussy.
you also going to suck him, fag
AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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Give him a high five then invade the middle East
piss all over his smug face like a russian whore
Hell yes, I would love to suck this great man's enormous genitals
covfefe!
ask for a small loan
>Do a 360
>Walk away
I'd laugh at him. Really I think that's the worth thing a commoner like myself could do to someone who thinks so highly of himself.
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