2017

>2017
>not owning a rolex

Explain yourself, poorfags ;)

Pic related is mine, you faggots jelly? hehe ;)
it's a new Rolex Submariner ;)

You see i don't wear shitty watch like workingclass dumb idiots wear.. shit watches like Casio and fucking Timex. ;)) I only wear expensive watches ;) hehe

I almost got laid 2 times since wearing this expensive watch ;))

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Key word, "almost". Then they saw how fat your body was and had second thoughts

oh look this thread again

taht shit is reaaalll fake. Get a Milguass - they're baller

;) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was wondering where your shitty rethreads went. I thought you finally became an hero.

There's some spam on here that goes on about 0 dollar watches.

Since it's hosted in romania, i'm sure it's legit and not a scam at all.

...

>fake rolex $400

I know its bait.
but there are really people that think that watches make them be cool and that they are impressive, but its not, atleast not on some fat fuck.

:me again: Why do people even waste that much money on watches? like wtf you can read the time on every watch that is working lmao

1. this isn't your image, it has been posted a thousand times.

2. Rolex's are overpriced as fuck, i personally can afford it, but i'll never get one

3. you're a fag.

op is a poor fag

I'm more jealous of your edema you gelatinous beta cuck faggot.

This copy pasta got stale quickly

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>2067-50
>Having ham hocks for hands

God damn nigga, is that your fucking stump leg or are your really that fat??

I had the same watch which just proves how much of a fag you are because I had the brain power to throw it out in the trash where you belong

BUT WHAT TIME IS IT WHERE YOUR RIGHT HAMSTUMP IS

>workingclass dumb idiots

Working class here, I don't wear a watch because I know what the fucking time is.

Also, I'm not fat and don't need to bribe women to suck my dick

Well for one, I don't have a ham for a fist. And two, I like my Suunto Core

youtu.be/bQXBuAJue8g

Jesus dude don't get your insecurities all over me I've got other shit to worry about

can a rich person explain the appeal of fancy timepieces to me? like, my cellphone tells the time better than a $1,000,000 watch. is it just a rich-dude circle jerk thing?

Why don't you just wear a platinum chain like a rapper?

Mate, you dont needa be rich to own a decent watch..

deja vu from months ago.

you probably have a tattoo

Daytona >>>> Submariner any day

Again? Why?

is that a pigs foot??..on a serious note, rolex are worn by niggers in rap vids and wanna be watch connosiuers, get a real watch like franck muller, or patek phillipe..shit get an audemars atleast they on the safe side of trendy still, until some jungle bunny sports one in a music vid.

I wear a $10 watch because I'm confident about the size of my penis.

You've got a fist like a retarded baby

dont care what the watch is..your hand is fuckin disgusting, you cant polish a turd bro.

Average amerifat wrist

Breitling > Rolex

Even though this is a bait/pasta thread, that watch isn't even nice. I have a $40 watch that I'd pick any day over it

>decent watch

like i said, my cellphone is more accurate.

inb4 diamonds and gold and shit, I'm an electrician, I can't wear it while doing live work.

years*

no piercings no tattoos

Me looking like a god damn GQ model is better than any watch.

Also, I wear a Casio.

Hours**

you dont need a watch at all, its 2017 you fucking sperg.

do you EDC an abacus as well?

>do you EDC an..

Get the fuck back to /soc/ fucking normie

Logs for $0

nigga I just bought a Milgauss. Can confirm. The green glass is baller. also, I never knew about the easy link system with oyster bracelets.

> explain yourselves poorfags

Um... let's see
> carries around smartphone everywhere
> time automatically adjusts to changes in location and savings time
> no need to buy expensive jewelry, which serves only as a testament to my wealth and/or fiscal irresponsibility

Same shit for expensive sunglasses. Like wow you can afford ray bans that'll inevitably get scratched or broken eventually. Meanwhile I buy $15 sunglasses that look and feel exactly the same. I dropped like $150 on a pair of sunglasses once and my cheap ones from Zumiez lasted longer

what a fat arm/hand...

you're a fat fuck, and won't ever get laid... poor guy...

my watch would last longer than your life, put away that rolex(probably will break in two months)

>implying

The only thing I carry every day is.... nothing! because on the weekend I change cars, and I can't wait to get away from my fucking phone.

>take picture of watch on neck of faceless infant
>post on Sup Forums 6000 times with shitty copypasta

Please die

>fiscal irresponsibility

THIS

You could have invested that money, instead you bought a toy to show off to your friends. You fucking children.

Thats a pre-ceramic Sub

Not new at all

Congrats you made 4k in your life time

I do need a watch.
I work in an environment where I'm not allowed to have a phone on my person, yet I still need to know when to take a break / clock out.

>I work in an environment where I'm not allowed to have a phone

just say what it is

erm have you seen the prices of vintage Rolexes over the last ten years?

I bought a 60s rolex sub for 3500 some years ago and sold it recently for 9800 theres your investment

not this user but literally most union/trade jobs you can't be on your phone at all while working for obvious reasons. For me its the electrical company for my area. It's an automatic send home/write up if you so much as glance at your phone while on a site

What model was the said Sub?

Am I the only one curious as to where the fuck his disappeared to?

This gif is so brilliant.

Friend of mine bought one, looks nice, people might think that you're wealthy and on the other side they think that he might be a douche

Tardfag wearing FAKE Rolex talking about poorfags..
Real Rolex got denser glass part on the right.

shit, im in nz, and that sounds ridiculous to me. I mean I understand keeping an eye on the apprentice so he's not on fucking snapchat all the time, but like what if your pregnant wife or some shit rings you? what if you need to call an ambulance?

I dunno my work is telecoms specialized and I spend half the day on the phone

That hand made me laugh so hard holy shit.

If it had a date window it would but this is a no date poorfag