How do you go from this

How do you go from this....

To this?

Give OP a chance to post his comparison

to THIS?

I want to rest my testicles on her luscious cleavage

Why is Mommy angry?

Crazy Eva is best Eva

What is Makeup for $500, Alex!

Because you dropped out of college and live your NEET life

Acting.

TO THIS??

to this

to this...

>Eva and Ledecky will never split roast you with double strap-ons

Me before my morning latté LOL like and share!!!

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which one would be down my throat?

to THIS??!?!

Eva would be grabbing you by the hair and ordering you to look up into her eyes as she slowly forces all 12 inches down your throat

to dis

Back when we had a few days of CGI nudity threads, we found most of her nude scenes in that flick are CGI, unfortunately.

Her titties in 300: 2 are real right? R-right? ;_;7

did she'd time travel to 50s???

wow i dont think i could manage that

Yes user.

so? her attitude towards casual nudity is real

I think, if this was forced upon me, I'd rather Eva be in front. That way I can look at her. I don't want to be deepthroating and then look up only to see Ledecky. Nightmare material that is.

But then you'd have all of Ledecky's steroid fueled thrusts going directly into your ass...

I'd look up in Eva's eyes and she'd say "it's okay user, it'll be okay, just a little while longer"

That sounds kinda gay...

>not wanting her to spit on your face and slap you for being a pathetic sissy bitch

so how would you take them? on your hands and knees? i'd want to be on my back with my legs over ledecky's shoulders and my head back so eva could slide entirely down my throat and fill my stomach

to my understanding the traditional implication of spit roast is that the person is on their knees

rofl

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She's a bad actress

fucking kill yourself you pleb

>wears so much makeup in casino royale she looks like a mannequin
>looks like a caricature of a hag in everything else
>people for some reason think shes hot

I have never not understood something so completely before.

She's a bit weird looking but she's got lovely tits and flashes them every other scene. She's also a great actress - she was excellent in Penny Dreadful

Her tits are average looking and misshapen desu.
Her eyes are square.

thought that was hershlag

>she can make ugly faces so shes a great actress

... nigga shes just ugly.

Damn it's a shame she's never been nude in any other film or TV series in her career.

Man wouldn't it be amazing to see her real naked body? Its a damn shame its never been on camera ever