My wife is the most vanilla person in bed and her blowjobs SUCK (not literally)

My wife is the most vanilla person in bed and her blowjobs SUCK (not literally)

Tips on how to avoid killing myself in the coming years?

Why did you marry her if the sex is so bad?

Bdsm

>Inb4 cheat

Someone post that WEBM of that redhead that let guys cum in her throat at the gloryhole because her boyfriend made her learn how to swallow

ho ho that suck pun was a knee slapper coo ee

yeahhhh..........

I mean this is a legit question. Did you not have sex prior to your marriage? Did you not realize you have no sexual chemistry with her? Were you just trying to wife up, because you bought into conventional social norms? Hmm

Marriage is a terrible idea from all angles, anyway. Why were you retarded enough to get married?

Maybe it's you. You don't arouse the freak in her.

im interested in this also

find a young girl on the side and fuck her brains out

Have you tried discussing it with her like the beta faggot you are?

Who the fuck wifes somebody who's shit in bed?

im also interested in this

Marriage worked for many thousands of years, you cannot compare recent changes in the environment with past history as they are not comparable. The environment humans are now in along with their upbringing has made marriage more difficult to achieve and maintain. There are also not as many compenttive pressures on men and women to need to protect each other the same way as in the past. Also a nanny state allows the survival of defective children which would otherwise die off due to a lack of a parent.

wait, did she let dudes cum in her throat to learn how to swallow because her boyfriend made her?

Or was this like a spite thing she was doing because he made her learn to swallow?

either way very fucking interested.

Ignore them. All of them. You need to be open and discuss this with her. Explain how you feel and why you feel this way. Understand her responses. This isn't alpha/beta bullshit these idiots on Sup Forums throw at you. It's a real relationship and you need to be able to openly discuss what it is that's affecting your sex life.

Kek that's why you don't marry a girl that you don't sleep with first you colossal retard

I'm sure it's totally real and not made up in any way at all

try to get her into domination. if she is bad at everything just get to manage everything. at least you could only blame yourself for not having fun.
even gentle maledom can do the trick.

Get her drunk/stoned and then basically rape her.
Start to do this often...move on to doing it while she is sober.

Eventually add foreplay before you fuck the shit out of her. Eventually she'll be good

Lose your virginity and stop larping as a husband on Sup Forums.

dude don't marry her, things WON'T get better. but as long as you don't marry her you can still fix your life. seriously take my advice and break it off now because once you're married it'll just get worse and worse and worse until you finally kill yourself. you didn't marry her did you?

you are wrong. The current environment didn't make marriage harder to achieve and maintain. It made the necessity of marriage go away. Back when marriages lasted forever was not due to undying love for one another or some other bullshit. It was a fucking social contract by which both parties mutually benefited. Now that those benefits are no longer needed because generally both parties can provide all of those benefits for themselves, (outside of sex) marriage doesn't carry the same necessity as it once did.

Completely agree

Use her face and mouth as a high end sex toy. Take control of your dick and just rub on her while you jerk off...very hot stuff regardless of her skill.

from time to time go travel somewhere by yourself. Have some fun exploring new places and fuck escorts for good sex.

>you're
your

Got nothing for you. You should just go ahead and order your exit bag.

He made her, if someone that's not a phone fag like me would post it you'd see. It's a pron but I forget which company it's called ______'s first visit. Forgot her name

you're wrong
>your wrong

your stupid

hes right you know

Unfortunately you don’t understand the fullness of what I said in my prior post are are just parroting some anti right wing crap at someone who is not part of a political camp at all.

I am talking about Biology, environment, the survival of offspring, and warding off other potential mates from your partner.

You also never considered (obviously) that making everyone not marry is a good way to sell more duplicate goods to individuals who would have otherwise lived in a family unit sharing things.

You also never considered the benefits to a state or group who wants to remove the generational education bestowed to the young by parents and replace it with TV and group think schooling.

Fool

Try to encourage her to be more confident in bed. Most women are not very confident in general so they often need someone giving them a little push to fully use their potencial (not only bedroom related)

Also they generaly get off at plasuring their man, so straight up telling her what you want in bed will work most time, unless you are some total pervert or she's a evil cunt.

It worked because it was frowned upon to be divorced dickhead.

I don't know. That's the point?

yeah i stopped reading after your first 2 sentences i read the rest later and actually agree with more of what you said after the first 2 lines. my apologies mate.

Found it
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You also never considered (obviously) that making everyone not marry is a good way to sell more duplicate goods to individuals who would have otherwise lived in a family unit sharing things.

>> Not untrue, but don't act like there is an anti-marriage agenda to benefit consumerism.

You also never considered the benefits to a state or group who wants to remove the generational education bestowed to the young by parents and replace it with TV and group think schooling.

>> Did you just imply my beliefs?
>>If you are having children with someone I still think you should live with them and your children as a family unit in which such traditions can carry on. Even if you have children outside of marriage I still think it is your duty as a good parent to bestow generational education. anti-marriage != bad parenting and vice versa.

honestly? just cheat on her. i know it sounds shitty, but if she doesn't know and your relationship doesn't fall apart then its well worth it

Just get a divorce you coward.

im dumb and cant figure out how to post links, but go to spank bank, search celia swallows 6

3 >'s

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he's right, you know