/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Miocic vs JDS 2 set for UFC 211
mmafighting.com/2017/2/6/14522368/stipe-miocic-vs-junior-dos-santos-2-set-for-ufc-211

>Andrade wants title shot now
mmajunkie.com/2017/02/jessica-andrade-declares-herself-invicta-fc-champ-ready-to-unify-belts-against-jedrzejczyk

>UFC to return to Korea
mmafighting.com/2017/2/5/14513512/dana-white-korean-zombies-win-at-ufc-fight-night-104-sealed-the-deal-for-ufcs-return-to-korea

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What did Robbie mean by this?

spicy heems

/heem/ casual starter guide

- spicybangers.tk (for the best spicy bangers)
- only support black fighters and conor mcgregor
- don't bully dock workers
- youtube.com/watch?v=ORjVxKdfm9c (**REQUIRED**)
- MIMMA > WSHH > RIZIN > UFC > Smellator
- reply to spain whenever possible

So sad and pathetic how this 18 year old loser sits on Sup Forums 18 hours a day making sure he makes every single /heem/ thread.

How fat do you guys think he is? Should I make a straw poll?

5th for #stillgood

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Melanated fighters

I miss that life, working fucking sucks man

Well atleast at the moment, one day i'll have a comfy office job

What's your job, britfag?

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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OP

No, working does not suck. Having disposable income does not suck. Having money to take a girl on a date so you can get your dick wet does not suck. Going to UFC events and other live pro sports does not suck.

I could never work in an office, or indoors for that matter. I belong outside with a tool in my hand.

Production Line worker for Getrag

Its not all bad and the work is easy enough just repetative. Good fucking money as well. I only started 6 months ago though, you have to do atleast a year before changing departments

Gonna transfer into the offices as soon as i can for a comfy desk job

Any of the homies here ever watched a UFC ppv at a strip club? I'm thinking about hitting up the Spearmint Rhino in Torrance for 208. My coworker and I went to the strippy last sunday and had a great time and she's itching to do it again.

Is it a union job?

Yeah its a union gig

Good.

>card is less than a week away
>still not finalized

Get your shit together, WME

This relates to mma, as we're all talking about unions. Personally, I think unions work in 'hollywood' type jobs because the assets move from studio to studio. I believe that an MMA union will only survive if fighters are on 1-fight contracts and there are multiple fight promotions.

Lol Bermudez did dare to say he wasn't out.

shut the fuck up

>I'm a Khabib fan, until he loses.

GGG is that you?

Holly Holm vs. Germaine de Randamie
Anderson Silva vs. Derek Brunson
Ronaldo Souza vs. Tim Boetsch
Glover Teixeira vs. Jared Cannonier
Dustin Poirier vs. Jim Miller

Cuck helwani doesnt even want to think about trump and brady winning the superbowl yesterday, Sad

who cares

these are stupid

real men make parlay bets and post their slips here

Fresh 208 Embedded:

youtube.com/watch?v=b_zSFRAWIHE

My girl holly, ride or die bitch.
silva, also ride or die
souza I guess
Teixeira I guess
Miller I guess

Adan???

Maybe real men make their money from business and don't ever post anything here.

HOLM
SILVA
JACARE
TEIXEIRA
POIRIER

The only business you do is at rest station bathrooms.

>being a wagecuck

Maybe real men do both at the same time

you had 80% the same picks as mine but yours are way more confident sounding. What's your secret?

caps lock homie

>Holm
>Silva
>Souza
>Teixeira (Chin may be deleted though)
>Miller

Like, you own a contract with the government for rest station bathrooms?
Honest work, right?
I don't judge.

>bragging about being a low-tier normie

FAKE DO NOT RESPOND
THIS IS NOT THE REAL PREDICTIONGUY

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fake

No one's bragging about anything, nerd.

Did you go to college to learn how to do this?

no your mom taught me free of charge. she even did the labor

Here, nerds.

>Who I want to win:
Wholesome Holly
Anderson Silva
Jacare Souza
Glover Teixeira
Dustin Poirier

>Who I think will win:
Germaine de Randamie
Derek Brunson
Jacare Souza
Glover Teixeira
Dustin Poirier

>I could never work in an office, or indoors for that matter. I belong outside with a tool in my hand.

that's really interesting

>Still pushing that Muhammad guy.

He's got some skills but has been BTFO constantly. Total fluke.

>betting on holly or brunson

>I belong outside with a tool in my hand.

Whats your job exactly

>Brunson

aaaaaaand GOODBYE to that fiver

He holds a sign near the curb of Verizon

Grunt work at a dock.

he got caught with that T-Wood bomb

Stevedore

you're only cheating yourself

>Ariel shilling some shitty video game on his show

Saw that in the last thread. He's a kike, what can you expect?

>watching Jewish media

washing the mats after an event

My friend got lucky with one of those unions jobs. Literally dropped out of school at the earliest age legally possible. Was working for around minimum wage at a car dealership. Now works on the trains and makes over $200,000/year lol

Is bad that every time a white fighter goes against a black fighter I bet a lot on the black fighter? So far it's done me good

mccall hasn't unlocked his opponent yet

>docksperg
Being in that environment is really shit

Dont mind working with tools because an office job is boring af but I rather work somewhere where you dont get depressed as soon as you open your eyes, looking at grey shit with a fuckload of wind all day

Randamine
Brunson
Souza
Teixeira
Poirier

don't forget working 6pm-3am!

>somewhere where you dont get depressed as soon as you open your eyes, looking at grey shit with a fuckload of wind all day

describing your country

the talking about it on here is annoying, but most people have to work really hard from the time they were kids to earn over $50 an hour lol

So fucking sad

Lifehack- go to the strip club with $40. Spend it as slowly as possible. Maybe make a splash with an instant $5 tip, but then go slow. Try and see how angry you can make the strippers. Be respectful, though. I feel like $40 can easily last a whole event.
>protip: I have never personally tried this. I have no idea how strip clubs function, outside of limit experience, where I learned that all the strippers are extremely angry unless you feed them money. This is for science, not fun.

yeah thats killer too

why you think I want to move asap

Theres a big chance of me being a leaf poster in the future someday

Miesha Tate makes me feel funny

they aren't pushing him, he is stepping in on short notice.

>THEY HAD NUCLEAR SUBMARINES IN THE 50s!

too thicc

your women friend goes to the stripclub to watch an UFC ppv? wat

they also had nuclear bombs in ww2... You think it's possible that they can invent a nuclear bomb, but not a flying car. You probably think the moon landing footage is real. That's literally impossible because the film couldn't survive... Sorry to burst your bubble.

money can't buy you happiness my friend
I've said it before and I'll say it again:

People that don't have a lot of money are willing to sacrifice their time to get it; to them, money is worth more than their time.

People that do have a lot of money will sacrifice it to get more time; to them, their time is worth more than their money.

gay

Randaime
Silva
Souza
Teixeira
Miller

it's 100% true bud

>that nickname

Heeminder that Khabib will pull out and Edgy Alvarez will step in on short notice

Holm - TKO
Silva - dec
Souza - sub
Texeira - dec
Miller - Sub

they're pushing brown not the other way around

And how about Randamie's 0" leg reach?

I think her original nickname was
>a new fighter at 135, thank god

>tfw

>tfw fedor will get probably get destroyed by mitrione

Why can't we get the old Fedor back?

>Why can't we get the old Fedor back?
we don't want him

I was perfectly happy with fedor winning the bullshit dec in 'mother russia', but you all had to complain. You bitches don't even have cable.

time waits for no man
if he fights like a grappler he will submit Meathead in the first round

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Will there ever be more beautiful woman in MMA than Gina Carano? I literally can't imagine a more beautiful woman.

I WANT THE EASIEST FIGHT IN THE DIVISION

I WANT RYAN BADER

Name someone Khabib won't kill in 155