Oh, hey Tom

Oh, hey Tom...

She married a non manlet

daily reminder

>brady 6'4

>neymar 5'9

lmao fucking manlets

that was the slut's fault

Neymar can get more pussy than Brady ever will by virtue of being 100 times more famous

Holy kek

Fucking women.

I'd fuck neymar over giselle any day

They clearly just had different expectations.

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>women would take a scrawny brown manlet over a tall muscular white guy

lmaoing @ u rn

Most women in the world don't know who Brady is, whereas they do know who Neymar is.

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they're all taller than him lmao

That wasn't even that bad

>Women know who Tom Brady is

literally who?

Tom Brady talks like a fucking serial killer. He's oddly similar to Bateman or Dexter.
Neymar is chill.

Easy when you have 15cm heels

neymar actually looks good for a mulato guy, he has sweetness in him.
Im not gay, but he is one of the few mulato/black guys I would date if I was gay

>Im not gay, but he is one of the few mulato/black guys I would date if I was gay
>I'm not gay
>if I was gay
>if

>he doesn't remember when Tom was a bachelor
Him and Derek Jeter were doing numbers

Every American college girl is worth 1000 third world shitskins.

Somebody post Nerman's son.

don't lie, you're that portuguese gay guy

No clue on Neymar, is he a gay soccer player? He looks gay, but then again all soccer players do. Soccer fans too.

Those aren't documentaries, Pablo. They're not real people.

Its honestly probably about the same

Im pretty sure they could both get all the pussy

Neymar can fuck a lot of shit skin 3rd world whore. That doesn't matter much

Soccer players are 80% gay tho.

Xi...

ya but he still COULD get whatever pussy he wants, boy-pussy included.

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I just wanted to clarify is all.

neymar is much better looking now compared to what he looked like 3-4 years ago when he got all the global attention from every little girl for looking like a cute monkey

nowadays it's mostly arabs and indians spamming his social media

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>getting kissed on the lips by your dad

weird tbqh

yet intoxicating

J U S T

what's worse?

>shaking hands with a woman
>woman not understanding handshake

>he has the virgin wrist

what a fucking autist he is,

no wonder americans don't watch our sport, it's full of manlet autists

>Reminder Neymar Is In a movie shown In theaters near you

lol

Sauce? It's for a friend.

Neymar's bird is fitter than Gisele

most people in developed countries can swing on over to a shithole like Brazil and slay all that pussy by showing off that cash.

Who's the swarthy Bieber lookalike? Some kind of sudaca fashionista?

This the same bitch with the forced jokes and errors during the show. I don't blame nerman for this bimbo fucking up.

White race Literally BTFO

Your idols a cuck no matter how many "rings" he has

Before Gisele, Tom was sleeping around with every famous woman, it's not a secret.

>he thinks women like muscle

>using an armor to hug black dudes and pass the ball like kids isn't gay