When was the first time you watched a porno? Remember the title or the "plot"? What did you do?

When was the first time you watched a porno? Remember the title or the "plot"? What did you do?

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This was the first scene I saw on the internet. Still come back to it now and again
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My first time was perfect, a farmer deflowering a calf and making her grunt. I came almost immediately

It happened when I was 12 years old. The video was a stepdaughter having sex with her mon and father. I can´t remenber the title unfortunately

I think I was in the 6th or 7th grade. I was searching through my parents closet looking for Christmas gifts and instead stumbled upon my parents' box of goodies including a vibrator, porn mags, and a few random VHS porno tapes that looked very 90s.

The following week when I was home alone I took a VHS and popped it into the VHS player (this was like 2006 so we still had a VHS along with a DVD player).

The movie was some anthology one. The video I watched was some ginger schoolgirl character being fucked by a jock character.

Jerked off and came.

It was a softcore lesbian drama, late 90s-ish. I can't remember the title but it was even hotter than regular porn. There was a bathtub scene. I didn't know how to masturbate yet, but I creamed my pants.

I was 8. Found my moms VHS pornos in one of her office drawers. I remember wondering why the men pee'd on the girls.. I realized during puberty it wasnt pee lol.

The titles were, "Butt woman vs Butt woman" and "two cocks, one hole"

First one I can remember off the top of my head was some shitty movie on HBO or Skinimax. They had some scene where they were fucking on a bathroom floor at a beach resort after spending all day playing the game at the beach. First porno I can remember with a specific actress in it is Misty Mundae. I beat my dick to completely oblivion when I first saw her. I must've cum at least 8 times.

I was 11-12.

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First video I ever came to.

First porn was finding this penthouse issue in my parent's bedroom around 3rd grade. My dad found me with it a few days later and I got the sex talk. The next day at school I gave the sex talk to pretty much everyone in my grade.

I was like 7 she was 8 and we performed oral sex on each other often. Her mother was a literal coal burning whore and she watched her mother get fucked by niggers and reciprocated with me. Also she was a half nigger herself. I don't remember the first porno I watched.

Junior High. Friend's college age brother had a 16 mm B&W of a woman getting it on with an eel. Watched on 16 mm projector in his family's basement lounge.

Found a box in my buddy's crawlspace and this was on top.

I remember feeling weird after the first cumshot

i dunno, i think i was 14, found a site called facejizz. I Guessed a random account and password, some how logged in. ( me;"wow" )
So I had a few months of porn from that website before it shut down. it was decent stuff. 2008 was such a simpler time..

Misty Mundae is so fucking hot. Too bad the movies she's been in are shit (except for Sick Girl from Masters of Horror).

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here I found the video... Start fapping guys

What you didn't like "Lord of the G String"? That was some top notch acting.

7 or 8, can't remember. Was a movie called Wall to Wall Glaze Craze. Good film

I remember it was a huge folder on my bros PC, the actress was Nina Hartley and the plot was a friend of the son? just a typical plot, was fucking hot back then, never searched for that porno again though

I was 12-13, I had a flip phone I'd go on the internet and jerk it to pictures. First time I came though I never really came, I just jerked it until I climaxed but nothing really came out. Probably because I didn't know you were supposed to keep jerking when you climax.

oh, and i was 14/15

A fellow classmate pulled up a porn clip site ( I think it was 89.com or something) and he started jerking off to anime tiddies.

Remarkable bj with 'kelly the coed' in the bottom of screen - easy to find and still enjoy it

Some scene in an airplane economy section where a girl took it up the ass - first time I ever heard of that as a thing

The ideepthroad where heather walks in while the guy's on a PC and she's wearing a bikini and just gobbles down the cock - first time I ever saw deepthroat

Geogina Spelvin in "The Devil in Miss Jones" in a theater in Copenhagen. I was 17. Did not think much of GS's looks, but having never seen [porno before, I took what was there.

Ah, old-school porn parody titles. Better than the current "This Ain't Arthur: A XXX Parody" bs.

I had cable tv, but Playboy wasn't included. But whenever a storm or a thunderstorm happened, the channels would "unlock" so my first time watching porno was on Playboy, it was pretty vainilla a big boobed brunette modeling without clothes, then some pornos and Totally Busted, i was like 8 years old. The strange thing is that i don't remember the first time i jerked off, but i loved the storms for sure.

The first actual porno I saw parts of was Debbie Does Dallas. I could look up the plot, but since you asked about remembering... I think it was about a cheerleader who wanted to go on a trip but needed money. I mostly just remember a scene of some hairy chick who probably wasn't the main character masturbating with a candle and getting caught. I jerked off to it repeatedly.

I don't remember the 1st one but I remember watching a show called Footwork (might be mistaken because I saw two similar shows, but one wasn't in a restaurant kitchen and was more latex based); I believe, lesbians were doing it and licking feet in a restaurant kitchen. They had some vertical red striped shirts as uniforms and there were like 4 of them.

Stroked it. Hopefully someone knows the exact title or where to find it.

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it was this very video

>went to see mikey in the hospital today

>be 13
>stay over night at a friend's house
>parents sleeping
>watching tv together
>going through channels and find porn
>two hot lesbians making out
>can't hold back and start stealth fapping
>my friend doesn't seem to notice
>the girls on tv going ham
>accidentally jizz in underwear and some on my friend's sofa
>pretend I have to go pee and run into the bathroom
>come back and he is giving me sort of strange look
>act like nothing happened

repressed that memory?

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this one
i mustve been like 9 when i saw it

i think so, i remember many early things, many memories since i was 3 years old but i can't remember that, i'm guessing it happened around that time, i didn't even knew how to fap so i didn't do it the first time, it's weird

Friend in 4th grade told me to go to porn.com and told me what was on it in a very general sense. Back then I remember it being essentially like tblop.com with a list of sites with different basic fetishes.

In the course of one night of sneaking on the computer and risking the dial up to wake my parents up I must have gone through 50 varying "trial sites".

It might explain why I think I might have sexually matured (mentally at least) much faster than I should've.

That and seeing a woman with huge breasts on sesame Street and getting turned on right then and there, at like 5 years old.

I was 12 or 13. My friend invited me to his house and showed me some random hentai. Blue haired chick was getting fingered from some other girl and was resisting, scared and shit. Which isn't anything out of the ordinary. But that shit traumatized my fragile mind. Like the equivalent of being brutally raped to me. Haunted me for literally years.

Mine was titled Anal Nurses 3. It was a caseless VHS I found at my grandpas fish camp. Main thing I remember is it started with a black guy falling off his skateboard and then doing anal with the woman who nursed him back to health.

any more green text stories like this?

>12 years old
>settling in after moving
>find box with unlabeled VHS tapes
>small box marked with Ben-Wa name
>large plug-in back massager
>watch tape
>movie "Pretty Peaches"
>sploosh
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>spend rest of summer watching all the movies
>masturbate 3 or 4 times a day
>find similar materials online
>still have a fondness for 70s era porn

It's actually her nephew, but this vid is one of my favorites

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I was 11 and we just got a computer with internet. My older half-sister made 2 accounts, the family one that was hella restricted and an unrestricted one, but with a password. I cracked the password in a horny blaze, knowing that I'd make the promised land then.

My first vid was some random amateur shit

Im old. Watched some scrabble cable channel. Spice.

I dont think i saw it but i remember a movie being called The Flintbones.

*scrambled

7th grade, i got off to some google images shit

First porn was catching my brother when I was 7, thankfully he wasn't jerking.

>Afrika
>Like 14 dindunuffins
>2 blondes
>1 palm leaf thatched shack

Asked em what was going on right after the blowbang started. Also learned about Ganguro girl and how to clear browser history.

>First porno I fully remember
Jaelyn Fox - My Sister's Hot Friend.

Still have it, got I wish she didn't quit porn.

It was a brazzers and an art exhibit. All I remember.

Kay Parker - Taboo. Bought it on VHS when I was 11 from local shady corner store. Owner didn't care.
He also used to sell us cigarettes but didn't have any booze in the store unfortunately.

daughter swap 2 girls in pajamas seducing their dad. came in 3 seconds.

Fuck yeah, saved it:

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Nostalgia boner

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TFW you'll never own a blu-ray of the first one you saw back when VCRs were still around

I was 13. Went "exploring" through my consistently absent Father's belongings. My family was (emphasis on WAS) a prominent Mormon, left leaning family in Utah. Always preaching their twisted idea of what being Mormon was, along with their leftard views of anti-gun, abortion is a right but the church doesn't like it, drug abuse is bad, etc.

So, I find a hidden panel in his closet and there it all is: many kinds of illegal drugs, a small arsenal of guns and ammo, and a huge multimedia porn collection - most of which did not have his name on them (he owned a UPS store like business and stole unclaimed mail).

I watched some.of the VHS tapes; men and women having the weirdest sex taking a whole hour to finish. It was exciting yet boring. Went looking for others... And that's when I found it.

He had a portfolio of kids, naked, fully exposed and in various positions. What's worse; I knew all of those kids, including the photos of my siblings, and a few we're mine at age 5.

Let's just say, we've had a terrible, hostile falling out over the last 20 years that resulted in both of the getting excommunicated and I testified in court against them both. It was satisfying.

holy shit that escalated quickly

was 10 and saw a video on youtube when it still had the "videos being watched right now" floaty thing and a video of a petite blonde was sitting on a park bench showing her tits. video itself wasn't long i think but yea imma never find that video ever again

Some random vanilla porn, pretty bland room and just two people on a chair, not much.

Paige wright porn?

the last time I watched a porn with plot or a title that wasn't a literal description of the porn was '06
>title
Where the Boys Aren't #something can't remember
>plot
men aren't around so a dozen chick dyke out

It was 9/9/09. Sex Ed vid if you get my drift. It was called my first sex ed teacher.

This was my first porno...

my dad had an old stash of porno flicks, and this one was my first, Linda Lovelace is a goddess, her deep-throat skills to me, to this day, are still unmatched, look her up she is fantastic and she has such a beautiful pussy I'll never forget her to me she is the definition of a true woman...

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here is a short flick of her work, so good...

and that movie had a massive wtf plot
>woman can't orgasm
>has tons of sex
>nothing
>goes to doctor
>doctor discovers she doesn't have a clit on her cunt
>finds it in the back of her throat
>she sucks the doctor off
>she has a mind blowing orgasm

Deep Throat, Debbie Does Dallas, Taboo... but no Dog Fucker? Shame on you, Sup Forums

G5 sat channel 2?

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The first pornographic video I saw was of a white girl masturbating in front of one of those full body mirrors with a wooden frame. I can't remember where I saw it but I long to see it again.

I watched [spoiler]pizza[/spoiler] with my uncle. My earliest memories are from when I was 7 or 8 but I imagine it went back further than that. I haven't "watched" porn since. I've seen it posted around here, but I don't actively search for anything.

I think it was called Hot and Saucy Pizza Girls. It was 1986 and I was 13, babysitting for a neighbour. They had a pirate copy of Aliens (awesome) that they put on for me as they left. After it had finished I returned the tape to the drawer and noticed a case labelled 'not for family viewing' needless to say I watched it. I didnt touch myself in their house, but when i got home that night I wanked my cock till it had blisters, thinking about what I'd seen.

Any sauce on OP?

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Found this on late night TV. Luckily recorded it so had plenty of viewings after...

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I have the same history. Made vacation with my girlfriend in copenhagen and we also saw the movie. Must be mid 70ties

I was 11
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14

I remember masturbating to one on Golden Edge, it was about a light skinned blonde and some other girl who fucked a guy they called "camera boy" or something, the camera boy would tape them fucking other guys too

Found my bros huge porn mag stash. That was an awesome summer. Fapped at least 3 times a day to this.

Still remember this hussy. Going to fap. Good times.

This. Not my first time seeing porn, but I ran an rg6 cable from the cable box on the side of my house, hooked it up to my tv tuner card, and used a German descrambling program in the porn that came in after 10pm. Black and white but it was clear. I was 14.

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Buttman. It was a res VHS tape.
Seemed like the longest porno ever cos id bust after 3 mins and save the rest for the next tug. It was a sad night when it was finally over....

Push Tush.

Or Tush Push.

It ended with a lesbo scene at a funeral.

pheonix marie

Old fag here. In the 70s went to theater and saw classics, then new releases. Emmanuelle, Debbie Does dallas, deep throat. Think my first was flesh gordon.

Three girls on a bed all naked with the two on the side eating out the middle one.

I would give a hundred dollars to find it again. Alas, it is lost to the Kazaa internets.

Oh yeah, this is back in the day. Mason storm