How do we save film criticism Sup Forums?
How do we save film criticism Sup Forums?
Isaac Miller
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Daniel Martin
Make a kickstarter.
Cameron Bennett
it's been saved since these homos died
Jose Flores
Quick!
Write a small, snarky, rotten tomatoes summary review of your favorite movie, but written as though the movie got 30% or less.
Colton Thomas
Resurrect these two.
Carson Foster
>implying
Zachary Rivera
But Ebert was a hack and only gave good reviews to movies with big titted blondes.
Robert Sanders
>Better than the first two!
Ryder Lee
> hack
> only gave good reviews to movies with big titted blondes
Could you pick one of these to go with?
William Fisher
It is
Sebastian Reyes
...
Levi Myers
was his jaw fucked up even before the whole cancer thing? It looks very weird.
Joshua Watson
We bring in depth, spoiler free reviews back into the fold instead of 2 or so paragraphs that come down to 'reccommend/don't reccommend'
Thomas Evans
nah just fat
Hudson Howard
I think most of his fat went into his jaw. When he lost weight in the 2000s, he had a thick jawline.
Justin Roberts
remove rotten tomatoes
Connor Richardson
we'll call it a quarter in the sack
Jordan Lewis
Remove all reviewers that gave Ghostbusters a good review
Bentley Thomas
We form our opinions while also just following critics that have the same taste as you.
Jayden Adams
Poll people who pirated the movie and make a chart showing the time they closed and deleted the movie, or if they watched it to the end.
Sebastian Brown
>and only gave good reviews to movies with big titted blondes.
This is a bad thing?
Cooper Cook
Stop validating the journalism graduates posing as film critics that only review social issues in films
Hunter Taylor
Why are you plebs pretending to care about film criticism now?
For years you iqlets called Brody and White pretentious and anyone that agreed with them hipsters. Has your taste film improved now or are you still the tasteless drones you were when you cried hipster and that fun should be allowed since film is supposed to be """entertainment"""
or is this another excuse to shitpost and stay away from developing better taste again?
Jaxson Phillips
>please listen to me whine about you guys whining
tl;dr
Josiah Russell
Critique a film on its merits as a film. Don't give a low score to a well-made movie just because it doesn't echo your personal political/social agenda and don't give a high score to a poorly-made movie just because it does echo your agenda.