A terrible power has awoken~

a terrible power has awoken~

evening Sup Forums. what's everybody drinkin' tonite?

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Also, anyone lose a Batman voodoo doll or something? Found it walking home from work, looks like it was on a keychain or some shit. Smells vaguely of church perfume.

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Drink bleach faggot

Nay, here's mettle more attractive~

..I could use a shave though, damn

Wassup dude. I'm drinking modelo with my friend right now. What about you?

holy fishmoly im here early for once
camomile tea for me tonight, how u doing?

Just water right now

Can't drink alcohol anymore since my liver is fucked

minding the roommates dog for the nite while taking in the usual poison. She's on the bed, looking extremely despondent.
Saludos, amigo!
Fair play to the tea-drinkers~
Oh busy as hell, I'm either moving on to the next apartment with these folks, or getting my own place again at last.

i wish you success in your quest for solitude

shit, what am I doing?
we need tunes!!

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sorry to hear, friend. I hope it's at least cold, clean and refreshing water

bud light with lime, workin tomorrow so gotta roll light.

God, I hope so, it would really be nice to have it all to myself. Plus, despite what I must appear like, I love to entertain~
No, I would NOT live in those apartments, they got dead spinsters nailed to the wall, acting as doorstops!

9.2% IPA and then a 9.5% Imperial Red IPA

Drinking Amsterdam Apple right now. Been a week since my last drink but work forced me to drink it tonight...

She wants you

You look like fun, user

Here's a (shitty) pic of water and my doggo

Fair enough.. I like that cat's choices~
one of the best things in this waning hot weather, my uncle taught me this bit, drink the neck out of a Corona, then fill it back up with Bacardi Limon, up-end it to mix. Calls it the Loaded Corona.
Aho! you are runnin' a fine beer show tonite, cheers to that shit~

New Amsterdam? I love me a gin.. bad nite at work?
as long as she doesn't want me to pay the rent, I'm down for spraying her corpse with Glade every other day.
Aww, now he looks full of existential ennui.. or is he just tuckered out? I'll get the dog off my bed in a sec

More like bad month. In the Army, and found out about two weeks ago I have to reclass or change my mos. Fuck my life. Got diagnosed with epilepsy.

She never been blacked, wants the experience, bitches what can you do they want what they want

Not classy, but Barefoot Red Moscato.
Cheap and delicious

shit, friend. That's one bad hand to be dealt.. still, you had the guts for the service, I bet you can lick this thing too.. what causes it?
ohh come on, man. Isn't it easier to not make it weird?

Not gonna lie man, I usually judge people wearing a fedora, but you actually look pretty dapper.

Im going to kill myself. should i leave a note?

He's quite tired. We went out for a run earlier. Then I let him loose in the backyard and he chased a rabbit for awhile

Ever tried Oden's Tipple? It's black and strong; like Serena Williams

My pee

one can trade classy for choice, and I drink malt liquor, so I'm in no place to judge~

oh heck, forgot to get a pic with the dog

MORE MUSIC

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Truth is sometimes weirder than fiction

Good choice of drinking music, man

I'd say my skypiece of choice is a bowler, but if I've been messing its name up... well fuck, at least I can pull off a hat!
Do it tomorrow.
Aw shit, the rabbits have been amok in the complex, she loves chasing/rootin' around for 'em. And I have not, but it's on the list
Cheers to that shit, brother~

Nice dog

I didn't know that guy who used to act in big time rush lurked Sup Forums.

Gibsons Dark Rum and a mix of Cherry/Vanilla Coke.
Because simplicity is delicious.

thanks, she's the roommates. Perfectly sweet, but barks very piercingly and has breath like yeasty crustacean crotch.. but she's nice. What's his name?
Alright, I'ma need some help, Googling it didn't solve much.
Oh man, that sounds tasty as hell!

Some cheap franzia sangria because it was on sale!!!!!!

Iced tea with rum in, pretty tasty.

Smells new

Boxed or bottled??
that lawyer in Django Unchained wasn't wrong, sweet tea and bourbon go very well together~

now c'mon, you nuns, let's DRINK!

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Real new.

Stephen Kramer Glichman

Boxed :(

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Pretty nice mix

I liked it better when Big Smoke was the idea.
that shit's cardboard aged, on a metal shelf in the sun for a whole six hours! A pernicious vintage, to be sure
I want my 16 seconds back.

Excellent! It needs a cool name though..
like an Arnold Raider or something, I'unno.
I'm fuckin' hammered

Yeah but it'll get ya drunk!!!!

holy shit i lost so hard to that.......sup tophat

Old pic but yes currently got gooose

faggot

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OHO, it's a drinkin' contest you want, is it?
RIght, everyone's punished!!
FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!
sup, brugh!
A tasty choice!

I'm drinking water and smoking weed

I want to enjoy alcohol but it just makes me tired

OP it's cheesecakes!! do you remember me? :D

you'll have to be more specific, the threads full of them, 'specially OP

Enjoy the puff, then! No judgement here, I just wish I could smoke cigs indoors
Another reason to live on my own soon!

shoot! I knew a fella that loved Steels like me named CC... and.. wait
are you no longer upsetti??

That's my problem also OP, I would enjoy a cig or two inside my condo. sadly it's a non smoking building, but I've rigged up a system to filter out the smell of weed. Cig smell is too strong sadly to be filtered out. So I just use my mouth fedora indoors for the meantime.

IT IS I
and I am no longer upsetti

well played! I'ma probably have to switch to weed myself in a few years, when the drink starts to kill me, but it's been smooth sailing otherwise.
What's your smokes, friend?
Mine are Turkish Royals, ever since 2011.
Killer! I knew I remembered.. that's a punishment!
EVERYONE, FINISH YOUR DRINKS!x

Just a frozen Mikes squeeze found in the freezer

I do love turkish royals myself, I had a weird liking for camel crushes for a few weeks.. Im really trying to cut back on smoking cigs, and this no smoking condo is helping... but man nothing beats a real cig.. not even a nice vape.

opps

Get yourself some Nat Shermans.

I also go by the name MASSIVE FAGGOT

how interesting! have you invented the Mikeurita??
Yeah, Crushes are kind of okay if you don't Crush 'em, but yeah... vaping is super stupid, I love me a cool, stylish, life-ending smoke~
What did bad-asses of the old days of Hollywood do, VAPE?
bullshit.
tch,
We sold Nats at the cigar club I used to work at, not bad. I got hooked on Dunhill Reds myself, but 11 bucks a pack is too much

If i'm looking at the right cigars they're very expensive. But I do enjoy a cigar once and awhile.

I feel pathetic when I vape, I dont do it when others are around me in public. I dont do it around people when i'm in my car either. Too much vapor makes me look like a huge faggot when it's rolling out the window. I feel some people may not want all the vapor flying at their windshield when behind me. but nicotine though...

Bleach after reading this post

Unfortunately not, it was an actual bag thing that was in the freezer.

Semen.

Whats your favorite brand of chapstick OP? I need some good suggestions, implying you use chapstick

>What did bad-asses of the old days of Hollywood do, VAPE?

you mean all the dead ones? probably the big C gave them their just deserts for being loser smokers

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If it's your only alternative.. y'know what, fuck it, I'd say toss that stupid and expensive toy out the window and get back to inhaling toxic chemicals for recreation, at least you didn't look like a weak buffoon while doing it.
hm.. booze in it?
either way, EVERYONE'S PUNISHED
FINISH YOUR DRINKS!!

If anything i'll just use it when i'm on my computer or something away from everyone. if everyones finishing their current drink do i need to finish this bowl?

Hello from The Dark and Scary Places! Always good to see you, op!
Chocolate Shake tonite!

Read story to us while your in the mood.

I don't, actually.
Does beer count as a lip moisturizer?
2/10
plus, you ain't drinkin'!
Oh no no! Do as you like, I'd hate to scorch your load.
Oh shit! There he is!

here, this is a chance for a Dark and Scary theme song!
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CHEERS, master shake!
hm?

No more than a regular mikes, but i have something better in the works in the basement.

Delsym

Oho! whatcha got goin' on..
shit, it's not tortured prisoners, is it?

how often do you shower?

correct, not drinking but being a winner, not smoking either.

More like 10 gallons of blueberry wine

Your threads always make me smile friend, drinking agua myself here, hope you're having a good one

once every three days, I walk to work and its summer.
Possibly, yeah.
Ohohoho!! what a beauty of a stash~!
That'll do you well, for sure

thanks for the kudos, buddy!
Let's have a kickass fruit jam for ya!
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Next week i might start making a mini peach run for a friend

Man, they're real good and healthy for you, keep ya regular~
PHEW, I am definitely feeling it.
bathroom break!

hey Nickel. long time lurker of your threads and post a lot while im here. you have given me sound advice and we have chatted it up a bit.

good to see you again.

what do you think of burritos? carne asada burritos

Sup, nigger. Eaglehawk Shiraz, Southwark Stout and Kellermeister Sable.

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Always nice to have a friend~
Burritos are better, tacos are kind of previous-level. You ever heard of a food truck serving burritos, NO, because otherwise Freebirds wouldn't exist.
But enough of my failed stand-up bit, Burritos kick ass, the more meat beans and sauce in them, the better~
Sounds like a busy evening.
TACTICAL PUNISHMENT!
FINISH YOUR DRINKS OVER THE SONG!

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hey if you give me an address i'l meet up with you

Nothing big smoke.
You?

I'LL SEE YOU AT ANIMEFEST.

Something!
How's you?

>Freebirds

Are you from California?

Unless im mistaken and freebirds is in more states

would you ever have gay sex?

Texas, actually. We got 'em here and they fired me for not having tattoos, ear gauges or an oxycontin dependency back in the day.
Nah, pussies and boobs are silver-medal to the wonderful noises and lust a woman can create.
I'm sure the fellas can do it too, but wow.. women are awesome.

nah i'll be outta town by then. And I've been waiting to meet the legend so long now.

how bout the Topgolf in Allen?

dammit! That's so close to where I live out by 121 and 75.. I'ma be busy as hell before convention time.
Plus, I fuckin' hate golf.

Oh, I love the Theme Song!

TDSP