Prostitute just left

>Prostitute just left.
paid 300/hr
>came in about 8 minutes
she was real cool though

but what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuk

op is a fag

pls respond

Fag

You couldn't muster up the stamina to go for another?

yeah man, just do half hour. sure, you pay more per minute but hardly anyone ever uses up the full hour. I used to talk to these dude in jail who would whore out their girlfriends.. they joke about dudes dropping hundreds for an hour and leaving within 10 minutes.. thats actually super common man. you shouldnt feel bad, live and learn.

Are we talking $300.00 USD?

Next time take a viaga

Thanks user
But that wont put 300 bucks back in my pocket

I should have got some gas station dick pills

Yes

Enjoy your aids lol

Seriously though next time have a beer first.

And book her for less time / go see a 10 min short time girl

I love fucking prostitutes it's great fun lol

Can't you make her stay the whole hour?

Yeah make her do the dishes you bought her for an hour lol

That's exactly why I stopped fucking prostitutes: you're paying a shit ton for an orgasm.

At least they weren't an undercover cop though.

I had a few

Two beers and half a bottle of wine

Lol i wish

I do my dishes as I make them though

Seriously, though, you could be ready again in 20 minutes. She shouldn't leave. Make her eggs while you wait to feed her sausage.

Naw dude I was done. I was mentally spent.

Should I make myself a Gofundme to recoup the 300
Lol

While we are on topic, how do I find a prostitute as regular customer. Want a girl for 1-2 times a week, but don't take a chance with craigslist.

This is the second prostitute i have found off backpage

I got oNe from the massage section and this one from the woman for man section

Link her for us so we can see where your 300 went.

Lol fuck that. I know what you guys do with personal info. Your going to link the thread to her. That would jeopardize my life. She had two other people in the car with her and she knows where I live. Obviously

She was a redhead
She was way more attractive in person than the pics online

show us your dick

Fine faggot

we need proof or you're just another edgy 12 year old on the internet

OK hold on a second let me expose myself on an anonymous image board

the pimp of OP's prostitute here
it wasn't actually a she
pic related

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>anonymous image board

let me stop you right there, this is actually a vietnamese basket weaving forum for children

second, you are the one that came to us to gloat, ask for advice, whatever your motive was. burden of proof is on you.

>paid $300 for a prostitute
>lasted 8 minutes
>hard again 30 minutes later

Was she chinese?

Man that's a lot of dough

found er

Worth it but you overpaid. In Chinatown at the washi wash it's about 160 bucks

Well 8 minutes of fun with a hot chick is a good day. I'd say that was money well spent.

That's the best. You already paid, while you wait out the refractory period for round two, do some weird shit with her.

Get her to lick her own nips, spank her pussy, ride the bedpost, eat your ass, piss on her, call her a worthless cocksleeve that could live and die with no one to mourn or remember her.

Break her down, degrade her.

Then get your bone on and get back to plow town, you still got like 40 minutes left.

donald trump/kathy griffin lovechild

Thank you for your affirmation

You retard, coulda just asked her to just cuddle for the rest of the time or something

I'm guessing it has to do with the same "wtf did i just do" feeling you get after you nut to that weird porn you sometimes turn to.

Would rather move himself on from the situation than sit in it for longer.

She was pretty classy.
She actually asked me for a towel and got in my shower and then got dressed while I buried my head in my pillow and then I lit her cigarette and walked her out to the car and opened her door for her.

Like a true alpha male

>cuddle
>prostitute

I bet you kiss girls fucking faggot

Yeah I was pretty blown away that I just lost 300 bucks for eight minutes

You could look at it like this:
You could have bought something with that money, or many somethings, but instead you bought an experience. Things are cool, but experiences have a lot more value. Experiences are the only things that have real value in this world, the rest of everything has assigned arbitrary value.

beggars cant be choosers, OP. with a dick that small be glad you got away with what you did

You're paying them to leave after the sex. Even teenage boys know this.

I honestly never get guilty.

Trick is being honest to yourself about what you like, even if it's only sometimes.

I like when a bitch cleans my cock after we fuck, even after anal. Especially if it's semi forced and being honest about it, I've gotten a couple girls to actually go along with it.

Haha. That must be why she told me she doesn't judge after she looked at it

I was in Tokyo a few months back and got approached by a madam in Shinjuku.

Turned her down, mostly because I didn't have enough cash. On the one hand no regrets, but on the other hand. . .yeah, kind of though as a life experience getting a hooker in Tokyo would be something.

Yeah, after you're done with her. Nothing about paying for an hour means you just let her go after one nut.

I bet you tipped with all your fury on the way back to your closet

why didn't you use the other 52 minutes?

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I'm a sex worker myself OP and I would never leave after eight minutes if I was paid for an hour, unless I was explicitly asked to. Even when guys cum ten minutes early I tell them that we still have time if they just wanna cuddle and kiss or have a quick shower together or something. I'm not saying what she did was wrong cause it didn't seem like you were protesting her leaving, but I am saying you probably could have kept her, unless the idea of doing anything with her after cumming once was really unappealing for some reason. I mean maybe if you'd tried to get her to stay she'd have been a cunt about it but I can't see it. Pretty sure you fucked up OP.

>inb4 tits or gtfo
Never had any.

>smug anime grill
>tits, never had any
>m'lady sentence structure

ironically you probably made a killing as a t-girl. good on you

>gas station dick pills
>300$ for 8 min
Hey buddy just letting you know that I have a bridge for sale.

Ya I know. I was done. We talked for about 20 min before we got to it.
Where are you located? Im in south florida.

Is it a draw bridge?

Are you a lady boy?

Other side of the planet. South Australia. Maybe just take it slow next time you hire a prostitute, and/or just have a half hour session.

>t-girl
>lady boy

Nup, I'm a boy boy. Sorry to burst your bubble.

Oh OK either way we could smell your dick through our ethernet cables

Anyhow where would one start to get into this game?
I hear it is lucrative.

>Hire hooker
>Paid for an hour
>Came 45 minutes in (orgasm denial master)
>Best sex ever
>user, I want to try something different
>Watch her go out to her car
>she comes back with a black box
>"w-what's that?"
>She opens it
>it contains chess, stratego, and othello
>Says she'll go double or nothing for the money
>whip out another $125
>think i'll get a free fucking
>I do in that I get fucked
>she demanded best 2 out of 3, 1 in each game
>win chess
>lose stratego (piece of shit game)
>take three corners in othello and then still fucking lose
At this point, my pride as a man has been damaged.
>demand rematch
>gladly accepted
>pulls out othello since we were most evenly matched in that
>2 out of 3 again
>lose first match
>dominate second
>somehow tie third
>lose rematch
>she gives me her number
>I give her mine
>and a total of $450
She came back eventually, and after all was said and done, I only paid her a total of $50 that time. I've never even heard of anyone doing this. Turns out she barely ever does sex work. Just fucks on tinder for money and milks idiots for cash. Has anyone here ever done anything besides sex or going out to eat then fucking with a prostitute?

Stratego is actually a good game

I guess I'm just salty, but i disagree

You do know that you can get a girl to play board games with you for free, and if you get along she'll probably also suck your dick for free.

I just made a couple adds on some gay escorting websites. Have to pay for the adds, but it was worth it cause I get a constant stream of clients. It's pretty easy money so long as you don't mind playing around with older guys.

Where?

Yeah, and it's the best setup I've ever had in my life. We're definitely friends at the least now. Turns out she only ever did the board game robbery twice aside from me, and now she's not even fucking anyone else at all.

I do mind… do you use drugs to cope with the shame?

>Pays for sex
>Walks prostitute out
>Opens car door for said prostitute
>True Alpha
Yeah, you're delusional

nigger memphis
The best part is that she's white, clean, and only did this because she had a retarded streak there for a little while.
Do you ever worry about your clients overstepping bounds? I've always been curious about that.

My future wife is 16 im 18 lol just wait till you find the right girl and marry her

you made it past his dick post and had to read on to come to that conclusion?

I was clearly joking about the Alpha part

You cuck

There is no shame, my clients and I have a good time. I do drugs occasionally (once every six months or so) but that's entirely unrelated, I just know how to have a good time. Rather fond of MDMA.

>Do you ever worry about your clients overstepping bounds?
Sort of, but they've all been good natured so far. It's probably safer for me as a guy. I also market myself towards clients who want cuddles and kisses more than rough sex, and it's been going fine.

Admittedly, I've only been at it for about a month now, so something could still go wrong. I'm always cautious until I get to know them.

aye so true

Yes thank you for enlightening me on this perspective

>Calling me a cuck
>Pays for sex due to sexual inadequacy
Yeah, confirmed delusional right here

Do you actually enjoy it or do you just do it for the money.

I am genuinely interested

The reasons why stem far beyond that sir

How much for the child and the basket

Lol

This is not an open market sir

Bit of both. I wouldn't do it for free with most of my clients. Sometimes what they're doing doesn't feel very good or hurts a bit but I pretend to enjoy it so they'll have more fun. Usually though, it's just pretty good, somewhat enjoyable. Considering I get paid $200/h for a somewhat enjoyable experience, I'm definitely not complaining. There are times when I really do love my job though, like when clients suck me off. Getting paid to get sucked off is the best feeling ever. I also love having overnight stays in 5 star hotels with wealthy businessmen.

What websites do you find clients on?

Sup Forums.org

rentmen.com
and
rentboyaustralia.com

I could probably advertise myself on other sites too but I've been lazy. If you use your super detective skills you'll probably be able to find me, if you wanna see a picture of my dick or something.

Oh cool ill have to check it out some time

After I pepper my angus

>rentmen
please don't make me click