If you think a "pleb test" is differentiating between two pleb-friendly films you're the fucking pleb here, pleb.
Andrew Peterson
Aliens is a fine flick and there's no problem liking it. But Alien is kino and for one to say that Aliens is the better film is objectively wrong.
Adrian Myers
So if you enjoy one movie more than the other you're a pleb? OP I think you're actually a retard.
Blake Sullivan
>If LOTR isn't your favorite trilogy >If you liked Gravity beyond the pretty visuals >If you don't like the McDonagh bothers movies >If AoT isn't your fav anime (kys anime hipster weebs)
Nicholas Moore
10/10 post, would read again.
David Lee
Lol
Colton Bell
Watched the two towers last night gonna watch return of the King extended edition tonight
Andrew Hall
These are pretty awful opinions except for the 2nd one.
Nathaniel Turner
Ask them their favorite Disney movie. This is literally the best surefire way to know who is a pleb.
1. Did they answer immediately within 0.5 seconds? 2. Did they stare off into space and need more than 10 seconds to answer? 3. Did they distinguish between Pixar and Disney? 4. Did they joke about a far left field title that is technically underneath Disney as a parent company? 5. Do they immediately get irritated or seem offended by the question?
etc.
how people answer the Disney question is THE surefire way to spot a pleb from a mile away
Austin Diaz
Pleb test would be liking anything better than 2001: A Space Odyssey
Aaron James
No, that's an autism test. If they like 2001 more than anything they have autism.
Eli Baker
2 is the patricians choice, Disney movies are for kids.
Aaron Scott
>anime Watching anime at all means you have failed.
Hunter Carter
This all the way. That stupid fucking meme opinion has gained so much momentum it actually annoys me. Comparing a sci-fi horror/suspense masterpiece to a fun action flick
Also: >Casino over Goodfellas = pleb x 10^10
Connor Rogers
Civil War is a pretty good pleb test, can't belive it has 8.1 on IMDB, everyone are plebs.
Adam Bailey
Haven't seen TF2 yet, but The Terminator is horrible. Great idea, terrible execution.
Jaxon Williams
The ultiment pleb test is Tarantino.
Easton Mitchell
The Little Mermaid is a masterpiece.
Logan Cox
this desu senpai
theyre both pleb movies
Parker Thompson
>AoT >patrician >not meandering garbage
Noah Gray
>What is the ultimate pleb test? Ghostbusters vs. Ghostbusters 2
Jordan Russell
Even a blind idiot would pick _____GB1
James Cooper
Patrician here, I liked Civil War.
Elijah Barnes
>AoT let me guess, you thought gravity falls was deep and ben10 was underrated, right?
Nathaniel Flores
What about Star Wars vs. Star Trek Star Wars being the pleb series, of course
Angel Richardson
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Jason Perez
>liking Goodfellas at all Raging Bull is the last good Scorsese movie
Ayden Evans
You failed.
Robert Diaz
coparing them directly doesn't make sense, they're completely different, it's one of those things that only teenagers do
Christopher Wood
the only winning move is not to play, walk away
Josiah Perez
no, if you prefer Terminator 1 or 2 , or capeshit (any capeshit movie) over any Tarkovski film you are a fucking pleb.
David White
Thank God, I thought I might be the only one here who hated Goodfellas.
Jose Torres
Didn't tarkovsky admire terminator 1?
Kevin Foster
Is this some sort of test where answering the question means failing the test? Because I don't see a universe where GB2 is better than GB1.
Jose Williams
>failing the pleb test this hard W E W L A D W L A D
Alexander Moore
But who would win in a fight between le Millenium falcon and le Enterprise??? xD
Kayden Anderson
Plebs all love disney, not to say that patricians won't also but it certainly isn't plebeian to not like disney.
Luis Brown
>T2 over T1 >Nolan's Batman over Raimi's Spider-Man and/or Batman Returns >Spartacus over Rome >From Russia with Love over Dr. No >Dumb & Dumber over Cable Guy >Aliens and Alien over anything, the entire series is shit
My pleb test is when I ask them what they thought about pic related, if they say they liked the first half (boot camp) but didn't like the rest, I stop talking movies with them
William Ortiz
It's fine to not like it, but to say all their movies are for kids is ridiculous, simplistic and close-minded.
Charles Young
>Batman Returns >better than Dark Knight trilogy
>Dr No >good
Joseph Wilson
This is a good one. Other Vietnam pleb filters: >Platoon is favourite Vietnam movie >Deer Hunter is too long/boring
Easton Richardson
That gave me another idea for pleb detector.
>which Kubrick movie is your favorite?
James Gonzalez
I mean as long as they don't list Eyes Wide Shut they're in good territory, but if they say Spartacus I'd be up for giving them a blowie
Aaron Young
this
Dr Strangelove
Ethan Wright
How is that a pleb detector? What would you expect a pleb to say apart from "I haven't seen any"?
Colton Rodriguez
>picking one >not making a large explanation about the complexities of each movie and justifying your decision as "personal test" You both failed.
Carson Butler
>implying "clockwork orange" wouldn't be the answer from most plebs because that's the only one they have watched
Levi Barnes
>Cuckbrick is patrician Nice try
Jayden Myers
Eyes Wide Shut is a good movie.
Kevin Lewis
This thread is actually fucken terrible.
Nicholas Bailey
Terminator 1 because badass soundtrack
Xavier Anderson
t2 was a better movie in almost all ways, but it isn't as transcendent or iconic as t1. I will always remember watching t1 and seeing how excited all the black people watching it got when he shot up the police station, literally cheering him on.
Carter Wilson
Goodfellas >>>>>>> every other Scorsese movie > Muh Raging Character Study
Michael Perez
I picked ENG. How plebby is that?
Evan Cox
I was going to call your post bait but then I remembered this is the kind of plebs that browse Sup Forums.
So I'm just going to call you a faggot, you faggot.
Blake Collins
Couldn't be more wrong. I have never watched those kid shows. I'm sure you will be able to appreciate AoT when you grow up.
Jack Anderson
If you seriously dislike No Country For Old Men you are a turbo pleb and you should just stop watching movies.
Camden Howard
All joking aside...
For people in there teens-30s: if they're into "nerd" culture but haven't seen or don't care for LotR trilogy they're hopeless. If they like LotR then I'll give them a pass for liking Star Wars/Harry Potter/capeshit
For middle aged and older: if they like anything David Lean (especially Lawrence of Arabia or Doctor Zhivago) then I wanna talk with them
Aaron Cox
The Shaggy Dog
Leo Roberts
>25 >watched the first movie ages ago. The animated one >never watched the original trilogy Am I missing something?
Kayden Sullivan
Few effective pleb filters:
> finding "Vito gay" storyline boring > falling for "Tony dead" meme > not recognizing the greatness of AJ Soprano > not recognizing BCS > > > BrBad > not realizing Northern Exposure is Top 5 show ever > falling for "Childs drank kerozine" meme > not realizing Burn After Reading is Top 3 Coens film > not realizing Last Action Hero is Top 3 Ahnold film > not realizing Rambo 4 is KINO > not realizing Insomnia is Nolan's ONLY good (6/10 and above) film > Shakespeare in Love deserved the Oscar > not realizing Spielberg's last good movie is Minority Report > not realizing Marty's last good movie is Casino > not realizing The Apostle is the greatest film of the 90s
Good one.
Caleb Collins
> if they like anything David Lean (especially Lawrence of Arabia or Doctor Zhivago) then I wanna talk with them
You gotta talk to a lotta people user,
Thomas Turner
The answer is obviously The Shining.
Joseph Brown
Terminator > T2 Aliens > Alien
Jace Rodriguez
Pleb reporting in, the wedding in Deer Hunter is too fucking long.
Justin Anderson
>tfw Kubrick was so based he made the movie better than the book I mean it was a S. King book, but still.
Leo King
thread stated pleb, not "how to spot a contrarian"
Dominic Powell
Pleb: detected and filtered.
Jordan White
Yes. With the extended editions it's 11 hours of beautiful, chill inducing cinema. It's the epitome of "epic" in a time when that word has lost all meaning
Nicholas Hughes
I will watch it while being high as fuck then. DUDE WEED LMAO U D E
W E E D
L M A O
Camden Brown
It is more like ultimate pretentious elitist kiddie test.
Brandon Wright
I like this too, how people answer "favourite movie" questions say soooo much more than what their favourite movie actually is. The correct answer is The Rocketeer though
Jason Gonzalez
>unironically liking No Soundtrack For This Movie
Oliver Myers
if Citizen Kane isnt your favorite movie you are pleb beyond saving
Ayden Ross
You seem upset, user. In no way did I mention weed or even give off a vibe of that stereotype that you're mocking
Gavin Rogers
I think I just got the perfect question.
Have you watched monty python? If yes but didn't like it then they're plebs [spoilerIf not then pleb If yes but only the shorts and not any of the movies then pleb If yes and found "the meaning of life" to be the best one then we have a patrician ladies and gentleman.
Lucas Martin
>Liking any of The Crow sequels more than the first one >Actually liking 2016 Ghostbusters. >Actually liking Pat. >Not having/knowing what VCR is >Knowing what VCR is but you don't rewind the tapes. >Not realizing it's 1997 and we need more fucking VCR and tape cassettes.
>and saying The Wraith isn't one of Charlie Sheen's best films.
Lucas Johnson
No user, I will actually watch it high as fuck. It's a shame that this place became so hostile. I mean I said "dude weed lmao" because it was my preemptive response to anyone saying first.
Alexander Parker
autists cannot appreciate 2001 fully, you would know that if you weren't a fucking pleb
Gavin Long
>Implying liking the Lord of the Rings in any capacity doesn't make you an automatic immediate pleb. Lord of the Rings fucking sucked. youtube.com/watch?v=xKbyWSwd7hk
William Martinez
Monty Python is shit
>le cheese sketch >le dead parrot >le ur mom smells like hampsterfarts xD
I will never understand how that trash got popular in the first place.