The Pleb Test

What is the ultimate pleb test? I want to know that one opinion that easily tells you someone is a pleb.

Passing the teat does not make you patrician, but failure means you are a full blown pleb with 100% certainty.

My suggestion: If you prefer Terminator 2 to Terminator, you are a full blown pleb beyond saving.

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Batman v. Superman

Plebs hate it, patricians love it.

Patricians can like T2 more.

I'd say if you prefer Aliens to Alien you fail the pleb test.

>"b-but I preferred T2.. I-i'm not a p-pleb"

kys

This guy gets it. I'm forced to cringe anytime someone says Aliens is better.

I like T1 more you neckbeard faggot. But the case can be made that T2 was better.

>Aliens to Alien you fail the pleb test.
But muh space muhreens...

If you unironically like any tarantino film (Except Jackie Brown) you are a pleb

If Sup Forums likes it, it's shit.

If Sup Forums makes memes of it, it's good.

This.

Also Prometheus.

Liking Prometheus = pleb
Disliking Prometheus = Patrician

You sound like a fucking Aliensfag.

If you think a "pleb test" is differentiating between two pleb-friendly films you're the fucking pleb here, pleb.

Aliens is a fine flick and there's no problem liking it. But Alien is kino and for one to say that Aliens is the better film is objectively wrong.

So if you enjoy one movie more than the other you're a pleb? OP I think you're actually a retard.

>If LOTR isn't your favorite trilogy
>If you liked Gravity beyond the pretty visuals
>If you don't like the McDonagh bothers movies
>If AoT isn't your fav anime (kys anime hipster weebs)

10/10 post, would read again.

Lol

Watched the two towers last night gonna watch return of the King extended edition tonight

These are pretty awful opinions except for the 2nd one.

Ask them their favorite Disney movie. This is literally the best surefire way to know who is a pleb.

1. Did they answer immediately within 0.5 seconds?
2. Did they stare off into space and need more than 10 seconds to answer?
3. Did they distinguish between Pixar and Disney?
4. Did they joke about a far left field title that is technically underneath Disney as a parent company?
5. Do they immediately get irritated or seem offended by the question?

etc.

how people answer the Disney question is THE surefire way to spot a pleb from a mile away

Pleb test would be liking anything better than 2001: A Space Odyssey

No, that's an autism test. If they like 2001 more than anything they have autism.

2 is the patricians choice, Disney movies are for kids.

>anime
Watching anime at all means you have failed.

This all the way. That stupid fucking meme opinion has gained so much momentum it actually annoys me. Comparing a sci-fi horror/suspense masterpiece to a fun action flick

Also:
>Casino over Goodfellas = pleb x 10^10

Civil War is a pretty good pleb test, can't belive it has 8.1 on IMDB, everyone are plebs.

Haven't seen TF2 yet, but The Terminator is horrible. Great idea, terrible execution.

The ultiment pleb test is Tarantino.

The Little Mermaid is a masterpiece.

this desu senpai

theyre both pleb movies

>AoT
>patrician
>not meandering garbage

>What is the ultimate pleb test?
Ghostbusters vs. Ghostbusters 2

Even a blind idiot would pick _____GB1

Patrician here, I liked Civil War.

>AoT
let me guess, you thought gravity falls was deep and ben10 was underrated, right?

What about Star Wars vs. Star Trek
Star Wars being the pleb series, of course

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>liking Goodfellas at all
Raging Bull is the last good Scorsese movie

You failed.

coparing them directly doesn't make sense, they're completely different, it's one of those things that only teenagers do

the only winning move is not to play, walk away

no, if you prefer Terminator 1 or 2 , or capeshit (any capeshit movie) over any Tarkovski film you are a fucking pleb.

Thank God, I thought I might be the only one here who hated Goodfellas.

Didn't tarkovsky admire terminator 1?

Is this some sort of test where answering the question means failing the test? Because I don't see a universe where GB2 is better than GB1.

>failing the pleb test this hard
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But who would win in a fight between le Millenium falcon and le Enterprise??? xD

Plebs all love disney, not to say that patricians won't also but it certainly isn't plebeian to not like disney.

>T2 over T1
>Nolan's Batman over Raimi's Spider-Man and/or Batman Returns
>Spartacus over Rome
>From Russia with Love over Dr. No
>Dumb & Dumber over Cable Guy
>Aliens and Alien over anything, the entire series is shit

>tfw I would unironically pick Mulan
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My pleb test is when I ask them what they thought about pic related, if they say they liked the first half (boot camp) but didn't like the rest, I stop talking movies with them

It's fine to not like it, but to say all their movies are for kids is ridiculous, simplistic and close-minded.

>Batman Returns
>better than Dark Knight trilogy

>Dr No
>good

This is a good one. Other Vietnam pleb filters:
>Platoon is favourite Vietnam movie
>Deer Hunter is too long/boring

That gave me another idea for pleb detector.

>which Kubrick movie is your favorite?

I mean as long as they don't list Eyes Wide Shut they're in good territory, but if they say Spartacus I'd be up for giving them a blowie

this

Dr Strangelove

How is that a pleb detector? What would you expect a pleb to say apart from "I haven't seen any"?

>picking one
>not making a large explanation about the complexities of each movie and justifying your decision as "personal test"
You both failed.

>implying "clockwork orange" wouldn't be the answer from most plebs because that's the only one they have watched

>Cuckbrick is patrician
Nice try

Eyes Wide Shut is a good movie.

This thread is actually fucken terrible.

Terminator 1 because badass soundtrack

t2 was a better movie in almost all ways, but it isn't as transcendent or iconic as t1. I will always remember watching t1 and seeing how excited all the black people watching it got when he shot up the police station, literally cheering him on.

Goodfellas >>>>>>> every other Scorsese movie > Muh Raging Character Study

I picked ENG. How plebby is that?

I was going to call your post bait but then I remembered this is the kind of plebs that browse Sup Forums.

So I'm just going to call you a faggot, you faggot.

Couldn't be more wrong. I have never watched those kid shows. I'm sure you will be able to appreciate AoT when you grow up.

If you seriously dislike No Country For Old Men you are a turbo pleb and you should just stop watching movies.

All joking aside...

For people in there teens-30s: if they're into "nerd" culture but haven't seen or don't care for LotR trilogy they're hopeless. If they like LotR then I'll give them a pass for liking Star Wars/Harry Potter/capeshit

For middle aged and older: if they like anything David Lean (especially Lawrence of Arabia or Doctor Zhivago) then I wanna talk with them

The Shaggy Dog

>25
>watched the first movie ages ago. The animated one
>never watched the original trilogy
Am I missing something?

Few effective pleb filters:

> finding "Vito gay" storyline boring
> falling for "Tony dead" meme
> not recognizing the greatness of AJ Soprano
> not recognizing BCS > > > BrBad
> not realizing Northern Exposure is Top 5 show ever
> falling for "Childs drank kerozine" meme
> not realizing Burn After Reading is Top 3 Coens film
> not realizing Last Action Hero is Top 3 Ahnold film
> not realizing Rambo 4 is KINO
> not realizing Insomnia is Nolan's ONLY good (6/10 and above) film
> Shakespeare in Love deserved the Oscar
> not realizing Spielberg's last good movie is Minority Report
> not realizing Marty's last good movie is Casino
> not realizing The Apostle is the greatest film of the 90s

Good one.

> if they like anything David Lean (especially Lawrence of Arabia or Doctor Zhivago) then I wanna talk with them

You gotta talk to a lotta people user,

The answer is obviously The Shining.

Terminator > T2
Aliens > Alien

Pleb reporting in, the wedding in Deer Hunter is too fucking long.

>tfw Kubrick was so based he made the movie better than the book
I mean it was a S. King book, but still.

thread stated pleb, not "how to spot a contrarian"

Pleb: detected and filtered.

Yes. With the extended editions it's 11 hours of beautiful, chill inducing cinema. It's the epitome of "epic" in a time when that word has lost all meaning

I will watch it while being high as fuck then.
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It is more like ultimate pretentious elitist kiddie test.

I like this too, how people answer "favourite movie" questions say soooo much more than what their favourite movie actually is. The correct answer is The Rocketeer though

>unironically liking No Soundtrack For This Movie

if Citizen Kane isnt your favorite movie you are pleb beyond saving

You seem upset, user. In no way did I mention weed or even give off a vibe of that stereotype that you're mocking

I think I just got the perfect question.

Have you watched monty python?
If yes but didn't like it then they're plebs
[spoilerIf not then pleb
If yes but only the shorts and not any of the movies then pleb
If yes and found "the meaning of life" to be the best one then we have a patrician ladies and gentleman.

>Liking any of The Crow sequels more than the first one
>Actually liking 2016 Ghostbusters.
>Actually liking Pat.
>Not having/knowing what VCR is
>Knowing what VCR is but you don't rewind the tapes.
>Not realizing it's 1997 and we need more fucking VCR and tape cassettes.

>and saying The Wraith isn't one of Charlie Sheen's best films.

No user, I will actually watch it high as fuck.
It's a shame that this place became so hostile.
I mean I said "dude weed lmao" because it was my preemptive response to anyone saying first.

autists cannot appreciate 2001 fully, you would know that if you weren't a fucking pleb

>Implying liking the Lord of the Rings in any capacity doesn't make you an automatic immediate pleb.
Lord of the Rings fucking sucked.
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Monty Python is shit

>le cheese sketch
>le dead parrot
>le ur mom smells like hampsterfarts xD

I will never understand how that trash got popular in the first place.

>ifunny watermark.

Fuck off outta here man.

>linking a clerks 2 scene

Tie between Pocahontas and Lion King

Roast me Sup Forums

>dislikes LotR
>likes fucking Clerks 2
>calls others plebs

hi Kevin, sorry about your career and your ugly fucking daughter.

>Just not expecting the Spanish Inquistion

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