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representing the working man edition

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maisie

anime

what's the best political ideology for a virgin

/Sweden/

xanimaisie

>The North

youtube.com/watch?v=zHc9kSUlDH0

As if you don't know.

Islam is because it results in every man having a wife and every woman being put in her place.

Anarch-syndicalism

state-provided gfs

wearing a red baseball cap

extra bitter alt-rightism

don't think i can swallow this redpill despite knowing it is the truth

>men should ideally be bisexual in order to have more frequent sex

Just can't imagine how someone gets a girlfriend.

super baby method?

doing a cheeky bedtime

It's sucks that you're failed superpower that has lost all its colonies.
M-maybe I could be your colony tonight. Mom and Dad will never know..

Hello

Easy, ask them if they will be your gf.

Hello, will you be my gf

Such a weak skinny twat, I would lose in a fight to a 12 year old

I'm a man.

We did kinda colonise you in WW2

anarcho-rorkeism

Look at Canada

>Trump is gonna get out of NAFTA
>Canada: Dude we gonna go trade with China!
5 minutes later
>Canada: WTF why are there so many Chinese in Vancouve?!?!111

Canada, I'm laughing at you buddy. "Bud"dy because you think you're going to be the DUDE WEED distributor to the world. An economy can't survive on DUDE WEED LMAO alone. You've been checkmated by my big daddy Donald, but French WEEDMAN Trudeau is too stubborn to realize it or accept it

lads, comic book women dress like absolute SLAGS. like imagine raven in real life. cameltoe as fuck.

iceland is a failed canadian colony lad

?
same
night lad
a Hind D?

Does this look like the Canada thread you stupid fucking cunt.

Enjoy being shot you twat.

had a gf for 4 years once

if i didn't manage to consistently fuck up my life we would be married now no doubt

Is anyone up

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gfs got a habbit of rubbing her nose on my cock when giving a blowy.

bit odd that.

>cheapo supermarket giving lip

it's a sign of affection

haha s-same

then stick the p inside her nose. Easy way to end that stupid business.

describe her and her nose

bloody hate it when mine does that haha drives me up the wall it does haha

>Corbyn IN
>Wenger IN

Also is everyone in England well off to vote tory? Also new party when

t. eskimo

what phone do you have

Canada is rightful Icelandic clay
yeah those were the days, oh how far the teaslurpers have fallen

eskiboy

listening to like a virgin by madonna

what a great song

*rubs your nose*

Have you heard about the cod wars?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cod_Wars

idk, seems like shes enjoys it almost too much.

delete

do the leafs have weed yet

>Islam is because it results in every man having a wife
lel no it doesn't
it has polygamy and the rich sheiks hog the women
it is part of the reason why islamic countries are so unstable socially

become left wing la'

more females are left wing and will make you more likely to find a compatible female

officially no, in practice yes
i can walk 3 blocks to a coffee shop where they serve edibles and allow people to smoke their own weed
it's illegal but police don't waste their time on it anymore

in a year it will be legal

Tim is one subscriber away from the big 600.

That is why Jihad exists though, gets more wives.

right nipple has a small scab on it

And then all your problems will magically go away right

>and allow people to smoke their own weed

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Yeah one of the most hilarious things in Icelandic history

Tought those bastards to fish elsewhere instead of bullying poor little Iceland ;_;

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.

Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.

Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

Done.

it is time

degenerate as fuck

they're either "choke me daddy" types with secret fetishes for rich dominant guys or into artsy hipsters with beards

Top lad. Bet he'll be made up.

Why the fuck does 190kg give advice about girls

Literally the last person in the world you want to take advice from in that department, unless the advice was how to fiddle your niece

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treasure planet or muppets treasure island

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Invasion_of_Iceland

Home 8. Dined and worked. Planning conquest of Iceland for next week. Shall probably be too late! Saw several broods of ducklings.
—Alexander Cadogan,

When did he get found out to be a nonce? Don't doubt it but it must have been pretty recent.

i've come to the realisation that i strongly dislike my family

unfortunately i'm too pathetic to ever move out

doubly fucked

the other day he said that daytime /brit/ is better because nobody calls him a nonce so the next day I went online at 13:35 to call him a nonce

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Nah it was ages ago apparently, saw the year 2013 being thrown around

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ktf

Can I get a secondary time check on that.

Going out tomorre
Wish me luck xoxo

they put out volcanoes on their tables (pic related) and rent out bongs and dab rigs too

synced my watch with the janny in the AM to ensure no discrepancies

Anywhere special, like out with a lady friend?

i fucking hate canada

man I love these
they have all sorts of people there too, like legit business people and gormless stoners

the whole place feels like a comfy ottoman smoking bar

lol me2
lmao

Nah I'm going to walk the dog x

>moyes

g'luck x
checked x

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i haven't seen him yet but apparently there's this old guy who comes and gives people free joints every once in a while

He'll end up back at Preston. He's still hero worshipped here, I even held his hand once when played centre half for us. Bloody nice bloke.

Letting them invade us was all a part of the plan. Can't say no to that sweet bri'ish pound

I heard he was a nonce years ago, surprised /Brit/ took so long to pick this up

>officially no
officially Yes
Le Weedmyn said by next year they will have shops open to sell them off, but recently he made it legal to posses and buy for personal use.

idk why people ITT are mad about weed legalization, the fact that it is illegal has always been such a strange bullshit law.

this thread is extremely slow compared to the last few

what's going on?

is it real depression hours yet?

what do you hate about them?

>recently he made it legal to posses and buy for personal use
what are you talking about

You wouldn't want him to replace Grayson though surely.