Why do you get out of bed Sup Forums
Why do you get out of bed Sup Forums
To take a shit then go back to bed
Gotta get fuckin paid
To poop
Sometimes
If I don't get out of bed I get really hungry, and bored; but I mostly get out of bet to piss.
I only live to experience the next cool video game
2016-17 has me contemplating suicide
2016 was a terrible year
To smoke weed eat fast food and masturbate.
it only gets worse
do go on 4chin, duh
>not shitposting from bed
tendies
Food
>tfw 2017 was worse than 2016
cause i can try make my life better
Well, I got out of bed today because I run at least a mile every morning, and today is my workout day so I will lift weights when I'm done running. I'll hit my heavy bag for about a half hour after that. When I'm done I'll take a shower and get dressed. I'll probably take my wife to see a movie today, maybe take her to lunch. We'll probably have sex when we get home, then I'll have a few drinks, watch some TV and go to bed.
To suck logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass
AND THERE IS STILL MORE TO GO
>inb4 2018 is shit
annie
LOD ruined Diablo 2.
gotta take a whiz
moved my computer to my bed so now i dont have to.
Checkmate, atheists.