Why do you get out of bed Sup Forums

Why do you get out of bed Sup Forums

To take a shit then go back to bed

Gotta get fuckin paid

To poop

Sometimes

If I don't get out of bed I get really hungry, and bored; but I mostly get out of bet to piss.

I only live to experience the next cool video game

2016-17 has me contemplating suicide

2016 was a terrible year

To smoke weed eat fast food and masturbate.

it only gets worse

do go on 4chin, duh

>not shitposting from bed

tendies

Food

>tfw 2017 was worse than 2016

cause i can try make my life better

Well, I got out of bed today because I run at least a mile every morning, and today is my workout day so I will lift weights when I'm done running. I'll hit my heavy bag for about a half hour after that. When I'm done I'll take a shower and get dressed. I'll probably take my wife to see a movie today, maybe take her to lunch. We'll probably have sex when we get home, then I'll have a few drinks, watch some TV and go to bed.

To suck logs of shit out of Andy Sixx's ass

AND THERE IS STILL MORE TO GO

>inb4 2018 is shit

annie

LOD ruined Diablo 2.

gotta take a whiz

moved my computer to my bed so now i dont have to.

Checkmate, atheists.