I was scuba diving in my setpic tank looking for my neice's used tampons when I came across her old zune...

I was scuba diving in my setpic tank looking for my neice's used tampons when I came across her old zune. I looked through it and found about 50,000 nudes but also pic related? Wtf is it? What does it mean?

Can someone explain this Andy Sixx thing?

Who the fuck is Andy six

Give me that fucking log

Stop forcing this shit meme

I'm convinced it's only one guy just shitposting like his life is going to end, but he's been doing it for months upon months.

There are not a ton of log posters but there are undoubtedly more than one. I've personally only made about a quarter of,the log memes. You can tell the different,styles if,you show a little maturity

>shit meme

>if you show a little maturity

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fagit

Guys, guys, dude wants us to post logs, so post logs

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End of the line

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Hello there!

The Log of Shit of Andy Sixx is not like any other log of shit you may find at your local bathroom. Tis truly the works of a god in his own right.

The Andy Sixx is native to North America but has been reported to migrate on the occasion of the annual Vans Warped Tour. His reproduction rate is remarkably high considering how many girls want to give him a vasectomy with their tongues.

What you don’t know right now is that Andy Sixx is the hottest, sexiest, gothiciest, hardcoreiest, deathcoreiest metal singer in the world and common sexual congress and foreplay would simply not do the job in trying to pleasure someone so divine, so perfect… so… holy, like his ass. Sure one could suck on his fucking dick and drink all of his sperms but it would never come close to showing your love and affection for him.

It starts with getting your foot in the door, which will not be easy. First you need to buy tickets for a Black Veil Brides concert and you must go to the actual concert hall, sneak past security and make your way to Andy’s dressing room. Much competition awaits you from other little BVB fangirls who want Andy’s Warm Log of Shit slidding down their fucking throats so badly. Some of them have killed others to make their chances of being where they are in the heat of the moment even possible, so do not take your presence or your life for granted.

Some of these girls are just downright crazy. While you just want the satisfaction of Andy’s warm log slidding down your fucking throat, many want something else. Many want… to start a life with the shit, or so to speak, meaning that their long-term goal in their endeavors is to suck a big one out of Andy Sixx’s asshole and use the log as a dildo to fuck their pussies with and have the bacteria from the shit fertilize their egg cells and impregnate them with a retarded human shit baby then when when they give birth to that retarded human shit baby, then want to suck on its rock hard retarded human shit baby balls and fat fucking throbbing retarded human shit baby cock until the retarded shit baby can’t take it anymore and then cums out a giant fucking load of retarded human shit baby cum all over the inside of their mouths and then they want to spit the retarded human shit baby cum out and use the retarded shit baby cum as lubricant to finger their assholes with. And you thought you were fucked up.

After you’ve made it through, it becomes an “every BVB Army soldier emo fangirl for themselves scenario” in which a battle royal of carnage and bloodshed over who gets to lock their lips around Andy Sixx’s anus and suck the warm brown turd from within: the last person standing. After you have defeated everyone in battle, you will be allowed to knock on Andy’s dressing room and he will answer.

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hey Sup Forums how do i get a gf

hey Sup Forums how do i get a girl friend

Fuck you user I choked and got water on my keyboard
Top kek!

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Did I do it right?

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needs more cream and maybe a bit of steam.

Looks fresh out,of Andys ass
So hot user

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> (You)
>needs more cream and maybe a bit of steam.

Espresso? Yum =D

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i'm starting to salivate, my lips are quivering, anticipating the log slidding down my fucking throat.

it started as one guy. there's at least a few dedicated log posters now. it's a vicious cycle of anons getting annoyed and bumping the threads, only drawing more attention to them and thus causing the birth of more logposters.

What the fuck is a "septic tank"?

a tank that stores sewage. they are used on properties in remote areas where there is no access to sewers.

Creamy, steamy and oh so dreamy. I want that log slidding down my throat. NOW!!!

you remind me of the log

Asspresso, perhaps

think of it as a very large refrigerator buried next to your house to store all those steamy, creamy fucking log loafs