Do you cum in your pants? Do you go to the toilet? Do you use a tissue? Do you wash your hands?

Do you cum in your pants? Do you go to the toilet? Do you use a tissue? Do you wash your hands?

I dip my sisters tampons in my cum and hope she gets pregnanti

I just use my ancient, rancid and rotting cum sock.

Same here except mine is a towel.

I pinch my foreskin together so all the cum is contained, then dump it wherever's convenient.

Cutfags can't compete with this utility.

Depends.

If I'm jerking it in bed, I'll just cum on my stomach/chest and wipe it up with a dirty sock or a paper towel, if I have one.
If I'm in the bathroom, it's usually into the sink because my toilet is short and it's too much of a hassle to crouch so I don't shoot my load all over the toilet

I cum in my cupped hand and then just lick the cum up. Clean and handy

In my diaper right before I go to sleep, this way I'm sleeping in my cum all night long.

mom's used pads, the blood made me the horniest, but I couldn't stand the smell when I had it closer to me.

same here, except i rotate between 6 of them, and wash them regularly.

I usually cum straight in my mouth.
unless I ruin my orgasm then I either give myself a facial or I cum on a dildo.

I love watching myself in the mirror with cum on my face while riding my dildo.

>washing your cumsocks
what are you a fucking pleb

Sock
One use then into the wash it goes, don't want none of that crusty shit

I just walk around cumming in my pants

No. Yes. No. No.
/thread

WHO DOESNT GO TO THE TOILET?

No just have really awkward handshakes afterwards.

WHO?... WHO?. WHO?. WHO?WHO?

WWWWHHHOOOOOOÒ?

girlfriend's mouth

I just wank in bed and let my pants wipe it off by themselves

Most of the time I cum so hard none of it ends up on me and most of it ends up in the carpet or on the sheets or walls. Why bother cleaning anything up at that point?

this

i cummy in ur mummy

>Why bother cleaning anything up at that point?

i cum my panties

I do this but I eat my cum

Kill two birds with one stone and do it in the shower.

Works for me. Pants down, jack it til I cum on myself and pull them right back up to dry it

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MORE PLEASE

i just cum all over my shirt and lick my hands clean then go back to gaming.

like any gril i cum my undies, not too messy

No
Yes
Yes
Yes

i always cum in my boxers because i'm too lazy to actually jerk off so i just rub it from outside the boxers. sometimes i wipe the cum off with a tissue sometimes i don't. i feel really disgusting afterwards but i just keep doing it beacuse it's convenient.

Cum in my socks and throw them in the clothes basket. Parents do the washing.

I'm a terrible excuse for a human being.

Wp

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ewww thats why you get the plastic wrapped ones if you live with boys.

> Lay on back
> Spread t-shirt across chest
> Bust fat nut
> Roll up shirt and throw in laundry
> Virtually no clean-up
> Go to sleep

>cum on chest
>let dog lick it off

this guy knows whats up

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Either i cum into my girlfriend or in my hands. Makes a great moisturizer tbh

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I used to get off in my girlfriend's panties all the time, but then she pretty much made me wear diapers 24/7. Now I just cum in them.

>not cumming straight into your own mouth then cleaning up with your tongue

small dicked faggots ITT

Tissues.

The only time I've ever cum in my pants was when I was 13 and my gf was rubbing her foot on my dick through my pants while in class.

I don't like the taste of my own cum.

>I don't like the taste of my own cum.

fag

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this

basically yeah.

I go through a pack of fags most days and drink alot, so that's probably why my cum tastes bad.

I put my thumb on top of my uncut cock, creating a barrier. Then naturally walk up to the bathroom and let my thumb go on top of the toilet.

>No spilling
>I can cum with the force of a thousand suns because i don't have to worry of it hitting a wall or something
>Can do it in bed, in a chair, or standing up.
>Truly the best option

best method

i use honahole and before that , i was using toilet paper .
i also use this technique before

I use a tissue like normal person.

the issue is your tissue

I cum on my bare chest and then wipe it off with tissues.