It looks like balls aren't the only thing Brady likes deflated

It looks like balls aren't the only thing Brady likes deflated

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>preferring obesity filth

she's in great shape. fuck off with your retarded memes redditinho

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id smell her pooper, and proceed to wank in a corner
if you catch my drift

I guess he's a lolnoass kind of guy

Like the Falcons Egos

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Is she white?

the best pasta of all time

the last few lines really do it

Post your wife OP

Surely she's better looking

>7-1zil
>she

thats a great ass... you guys are fucking nigger loving virgins. Nicole is goat

>anyone saying here they actually wouldn't hit it

lol

who are you fags trying to convince?

>this meme again

Found one !

>if a woman doesn't have an ooga booga 30 pound ass she has no ass meme

>tfw you'll always be happily married because you didn't fall in love with a superficial cunt with the nice ass and huge tits with no personality whatsoever
Feels good playing 4D chess in the dating world.

>criticize woman
>b-but you would still have sex with her
no fucking shit lol

ITT: Irish diaspora

Shapely toned asses>fat cellulite gigantic nigger asses.

>Shapely toned asses
are you gay

>not liking a well toned, upside-down heart shaped ass
Are you?

i bet it feels good on the dick still

imagine her squatting her back cushion on your ball sack

might feel good

i prefer non-muscular asses

I have a nicer ass than she does; hers is Taylor Swift tier
Anyway here's an actual nice ass

So do I. I prefer bubbly toned asses instead.

oh my fucking god

I can't take these asses

MUH DICK

Who might this semen demon be?

>every attractive woman has "no personality"
whatever helps you sleep at night

This is perfect. No cellulite or obesity, just a cute ass.

nudes?

No, he is smart. People should marry with someone in their league. He could've chosen a fat girl with a nice personality or a dumb hot girl, but you have to be successful to marry a hot interesting girl. Long term, the ugly but interesting girl will lead to a happier more stable marriage.

He simply understands that he'll always be average and never successful and is happy that way.

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he's not showing you his nudes, mate

sorry hans wrong board

It's my fiancee pls don't ogle

Here's something more along the lines of Jizzelle "I took thousands of loads from Leo DiCaprio but he wasn't stupid enough to marry me" Bundchen

post vivian

Amy Peletier
instagram.com/amy_peletier/

tranny

That ass must fail at functioning correctly. I would imagine it must be uncomfortable or painful for her to sit for an extended period of time.

>obesity filth is the only alternative to being skinny
fuck off with your retarded DYEL nonsense. I thought Sup Forums was supposed to be a /fit/ board?

most short girls have bigger asses

but then your kids will be manlets

im pretty sure gisele is 6ft tall

you know you're on Sup Forums when people are calling the highest paid supermodel a 5

thats a shit image though

There are better looking girls at a mall in the evening; I don't understand how you can tell me she's stunning with a serious face. Miranda Kerr I'd understand and at least Taylor Swift has a pretty face

she looks great to me, people are posting unflattering pics of her and cherry picked photos of other girls and comparing them

why don't you look at her modeling?
youtube.com/watch?v=60YgWnoYbC0

I've seen her in her "prime"
She was never attractive to me, plenty of very thin girls around with much prettier faces
Seriously, there's prettier girls walking around every night

u mad bro

It looks like Brady isn't the only one good at cheating

underated

It's a pretty well known fact that white guys are dicklets and thus, restrain themselves from liking high test women. They know their puny dicks wont reach her pussy when hitting it from the back, so why bother?

With that being said, THICC bitches is all i like mane

Your waifu a shit

Does Brady have Irish lineage by any chance ?

>a good post by huezil

color me shocked

that girls really gross lol like she doesnt look human to me, its offputting

She looks like a baby dinosaur and her feet a shit.

>I see better girls at the mall

STFU you liar. If she's not your taste fine, but are you honestly telling me you can't see why others would find her attractive?

Not even kidding that's a 7/10 at best

Well, looks like most of the world - including the GOAT Tom Brady - disagree with you

Obvious bait is obvious.

>straight spine
>lordosis

hmmmmmmmmmmm

>your butt when the patriots won

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Gisele is unironically too skinny for me. Yell at me all you want, but I like a girl with a little jiggle. And no, I'm not black.

why don't you even lift user?

That's simply the taste of a normal well-adjusted adult male.

I'm not sure who exactly thinks these skelly """models""" are actually sexually attractive, must be the dredges of society.

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My inner brazilian is tingling

>tfw fucked up arm then surgery and can't lift anymore

bodyweight isn't the same la

they are hue friend

....wtf is this? Why are there a bunch of Hogwarts 9 3/4 things? Should there just be the one?

I think this is at universal stuidos

4/10 if you're realistic.

10 is perfect, 1 is hit with an ugly stick.

I thought as a brazilian that she would actually have an ass. thats irish tier

>south brazil
>ass

they're all pasty whiny cunts. i bet they wouldn't even let you fuck them in the ass

I agree with him, though a seven might be too high, honestly. Not even memeing.

She has a very masculine face. What's worse is the shape of her skull. Her eyes are too close together and her ears are large and protruding. Lips are good, nose and hair are pretty average. Her body is very skinny, nothing to write home about.

I see more attractive women just going about my regular life.

brown people have abominations for feet from running around barefoot. a paler woman like gizelle (sp.) has nicer feet due to being pampered and having more royal blood. nice feet are a sign of good health and wealth and genes. truly tom was to intelligwnt not to lust after the type of a thing a monkey in the jungle hoots and hollers over, ass where shit comes out of etc.

>royal blood
>implying monkeys have "royal blood"

The US education system ladies and gentlemen.

brrp

>user, get behind me and get a good whiff of this!
>*BRRRRRRRRRRAAAPPPP*